You can be bold, you can be generous, you can be tough.

But don't be so ignorant of the depths that you will be ugly when you get drunk.

Daddy told me.

Over the years, I have been drunk twice, the first time was just after graduation and returned to Liangcheng, a few months after I started working, and it was also the first time I drank so much cheap liquor.

After more than an hour of trouble at KTV, he was dragged back to his residence by three colleagues.

The second time was at a class reunion, I met Yang Yun, and her boyfriend next to her was still a young man, it is said that we were one year older, and I had another boy who liked Yang Yun, drunk, and after they left, the two also had a fight, to be exact, it was not a fight, because no one was ruthless.

But I cursed viciously, and both times I had no memory at all, but the second time it was recorded by one of my friends, and it was sent to me the next day, and I felt disgusted and vicious when I heard it.

It's like two brutes who didn't snatch the right to pay P, and the most disgusting thing is that they don't fight with the beast who snatched the right to pay P, but they kill each other behind their backs.

Since then, I've never been drunk again, and I haven't dared to get drunk, because I know how ugly I am when I'm drunk.

I'm not the funny type of drunk who dances, pulls dogs to dance, carries telephone poles, and worships dogs, and I hate the feeling of losing control of myself.

The difference between genders is inherently unequal, men can have many opportunities for trial and error, as long as the drinking friends around you are reliable, at most it is a shame, but women, one step away, may be a different situation in life.

The second place saw that my face was not right, and followed my gaze to the table.

"You know?"

"Not only do I know, but I even thought about letting that woman be your aunt in my heart."

Startled, Niji took out his glasses from the inner pocket of his coat, wiped them, and looked at them again after putting them on.

"Uncle, don't make trouble, this woman looks inferior to Liu Ya."

"What are you talking about?"

Erdi put away his glasses, "In all aspects, first of all, you can't do such a thing in front of you if you kill Liu Ya, and your figure is not as good as that, except for age, the only thing that can beat Liu Ya is that face, but it is not the face that marries a wife." ”

My heart is a little throbbing, my heart is mixed, Xu Dalei is the only woman I have invested in different expectations so far, I have thought of all kinds of situations in my mind to say goodbye to her, among them, there is no situation in front of me.

I skimmed my head and didn't want to pay attention to it.

I even made up my mind that I would never know her from now on, and erase her from my heart, what kind of life she likes is her own choice, and I told myself this over and over again in my heart.

Eating food in the mouth tastes the same as chewing wax.

Another voice retorted to himself over and over again, you yourself have been drunk twice, why can't others try and make mistakes? Maybe she's not like that at all, she's just drunk and can't control herself, just like you did.

If you don't help her, do you dare to imagine what might happen to her tonight?

Indeed, I dare not imagine.

Syllable! I patted my chopsticks and walked straight to that side, sighing and following me.

"One, two, three, twenty!"

I reached out and grabbed Xu Dalei's collar from the side.

"Just love to drink? Do you still look like a woman? My almost roaring voice, which I had tried so hard to restrain myself, suppressed the noise around me, and at the wine table, several little boys looked at me and lowered their heads.

"Is that how you treat her friends? Or do you have some small plan in mind? Is it very rewarding to pour a girl like this? ”

Xu Dalei's drunken eyes were hazy, and he turned his head, his eyes were red, and his mouth had a strong smell of wine.

"Who are you...... Ah~Hiccup, to~Hiccup~ You care. ”

I ignored her, grabbed my collar and walked out, and at the table, a few people were staring at us leaving, but no one got up.

Until he walked out of the snack street, Xu Dalei had already fainted, most of his body leaned on me, almost carried by me, fortunately, she was not heavy, but no matter how light her weight was, it was also a hard work to support her after being drunk.

"Did you panic just now?"

Erdi smiled slightly, spitting out a cigarette, "I'm still nervous in my heart, so I don't tremble when I hang my feet." ”

"I guess those little kids think I'm his brother or an elder or something." On the edge of the wine table, although I hadn't thought about it, but now that I think about it, it seems that I made a mistake and caused some kind of misunderstanding, so that it went so smoothly and got her out.

"I guess that's the case, now what?"

"Let's go back to the hotel, I don't have much appetite anyway, let's order takeout."

On the way, Xu Dalei whined, mixed beer, and showed us her dinner menu, I resisted the nausea, took out a pack of paper from her pocket, and wiped her briefly.

Back at the hotel, he stripped off her coat stained with barbecue oil and vomit, and was not in the mood to look at her hemipone, threw it on the bed, took a warm towel, and wiped her again.

'White lace, and a little playful and sexy. ’

'Grass, what am I thinking about when I step on the horse?' ’

Let her get up and rinse her mouth, she holds the cup.

"!"

A large glass of tap water, straight to the stomach.

"Gan!!"

Looking at the dirty clothes on the ground, I could only call the waiters and hand them over.

Pulling a quilt, he walked to the sofa alone and half-squinted.

Half an hour later, the waiter brought the cleaned clothes and stood at the door with takeaways.

"Are you free, uncle?" The guy had a wicked smile on his face.

"Do you think I'm such a boring person?"

"Let's go, go to my place to eat, she is not free tonight, I can stay with you."

When I came back from the room in the second place, it was already more than twelve o'clock in the evening, and I glanced at Xu Dalei and slept very hard, probably because there was still filth left between my noses, so that the breathing sound was a little loud.

After a day's journey, I was also a little tired, so I pulled the quilt and fell asleep.

A piercing scream cut through the black curtain and ushered in the early morning.

I rubbed my eyes and looked at the woman on the bed, her face was panicked, her white quilt was wrapped around her, and her eyes were looking at me vigilantly.

"Awake?"

"Who are you? How did I end up here? What have you done to me? "I didn't bother to answer the three questions of the soul.

Load, you go ahead and load it for me.

"Are you okay, Xu Dalei, do you feel ashamed to pretend to be amnesia?"

"Xu Dalei? Do you know my sister? ”

I was taken aback by this, "What the hell?" You're not Xu Qingyao? ”

"Uncle, do you really know my sister? Xu Qingxiao is my sister, and I am Xu Qingshu. Ah, no, that's not the point, you know my sister, you treat me like my sister, so what did you do to me? ”

"Didn't you feel anything about what I did?"

"What about my clothes?"

"If you still have a little memory, you should know what state you were last night, your clothes were dirty, I asked the hotel waiter to get it for you, right on the bedside table next to it."

"You go out first!"

"Okay, whatever you want."

Two sisters? Liars, don't lie so low-level, okay, it's not like I haven't seen any twin sisters, twin brothers and the like, I can always tell the difference, especially girls.

It's impossible for both of them to be like this, but since she pretends, let her pretend, and when she comes out, I'll expose your lies.

With a soft sound, Xu Dalei walked out.

"Uncle, thank you last night, but can you tell me first what your relationship is with my sister?"

"It's okay!"

"Cut, it doesn't matter if she drinks or not, drunk or not? Living in such a good hotel, she won't be your junior, right? ”

I lit a cigarette.

"How long are you going to load?"

"What am I pretending?"

"Okay, let's pretend, that's good!" I took out my mobile phone and dialed Xu Dalei directly.

After two beeps, the phone picked up.

"Yo, Lao Qin, I still know to make a phone call, I thought you, a busy person, I was afraid that you had forgotten about me, a Cinderella from the countryside."

"Are you really Xu Da Lei?"

I glanced suspiciously at the girl opposite me with her hands on her chest, and I still didn't believe it.

"What's really fake?"

"Open the video!"