Chapter 34: It's Exciting! 【New Book Asks for Everything】
In the side curtain of Guo Degang and Yu Qian's talking, Wang Yunfei and Li Jing came up to the stage.
If you are in the mood, you are very happy, it is better to be able to say it than not to be able to say it, and it is also good to say that there are more than 30 audiences.
"There are a lot of people here today, about twice as many as we usually do in the theater."
"Yes."
"Who's coming?"
"Who?"
Wang Yunfei smiled and pointed to his uncle beside him, "Look at Li Jing here, Mr. Li!" ”
Li Jing held up the microphone and waved his hand, "Don't call the teacher." ”
"Cross talk allegro two door newspapers, you are good among this young cross talk actors."
"You've got it."
"It's hard to find." In order to emphasize, Wang Yunfei knocked on the table a few times before speaking, "There is a familiar understanding of you, Allegro sings well, you may not know that he has a name." ”
"What a name."
"Yanjing Beggars Gang Young Gang Leader!!"
"Give me a nickname, and the beggars."
"Don't do the business of making a fortune, come here to promote the national culture."
Li Jing was a little more proud, "Who made me like this." ”
"Wow, and a lot of friends who came to the scene like cross talk, and like actors, they don't like cross talk and can't do this industry."
"Yes."
"Of course, some friends said that they don't like to listen to cross talk, it's boring, listen to concerts."
"There are people like that."
"Yes." Wang Yunfei looked at the following and nodded, "Everyone has their own hobbies, everyone has their own ambitions and can't be forced, you don't want to make people listen to cross talk."
And some of them love to play and do something else, just beat my uncle Li Jing. ”
"What do I like?" Li Jing asked.
"He has a wide range of hobbies, but he is a quiet person, he can't stand everyone making such a fuss, and he has to take some medicine backstage."
"Huo Oh, it's not that serious."
"But this is work, and if you don't come, you can't do it, you have to rely on him."
As soon as he turned his head, Wang Yunfei looked at Li Jing again, Li Jing looked back and said, "What's wrong with me?" ”
"Where no one goes, where does it go quietly. But it's hard to find a quiet place in Yanjing City. ”
"It's too noisy."
"It's so noisy, there's no place to be quiet, I'll find you a good place."
"Okay." Li Jing looked very happy when he heard this, "Where are you going?" ”
"Capital Airport?" Wang Yunfei replied.
Now Li Jing didn't understand, "There are a lot of people." ”
"Quiet."
"How can it be quiet?"
"Who is more in general? There are many people in the terminal. ”
"yes."
"Who's the many? On the runway!! ”
When the words fell, some of the people below let out some laughter, but Li Jing became more and more confused, and was slightly startled, "I'll go up the runway and stay?" ”
"There are no stalls, no newspaper sellers, and traffic police, no crossing the street, just you."
"Am I not alone?"
"Come to a white table, set up a big umbrella, get a cup of coffee, and get a foreign newspaper.
"Not bad."
"Be quiet, look at something that no one else can see."
In an instant, Wang Yunfei squinted his eyes, and his gaze kept down, "Ouch, this big plane is up." ”
Li Jing added on the side, "I can see it clearly." ”
"It's flying again, eh, it's falling this way."
"And the landing."
"Come here, come here."
"Coming here?"
Wang Yunfei frowned and said, "I can see it really, I can even see the patent leather falling off." It's getting closer and closer, Huo Oh~~ Li Jing has nothing to worry about when he fights this. ”
"I let the plane crash and die, didn't I?"
A more interesting thing came out, the burden was not very big, but the audience heard it clearly and had a happy one.
And Wang Yunfei promised more, "Then why are you still alive now?" Huo Oh deceived the corpse, there is glutinous rice without me to sprinkle him twice! ”
Li Jing was uncomfortable, "You talk to zombies, you are not afraid." ”
"Let's play!"
"What else can I do here?"
"Go out and climb the mountain, I imagine!" Wang Yunfei thought for a while behind the microphone, and thought of patting Li Jing's arm, "By the way, there is something called bungee jumping, you know?" ”
Li Jing rubbed his arm, "This can't be done, my body is poor." ”
"How exciting."
"Stimulation is stimulation, but I ......"
Li Jing's words still wanted to be said, but suddenly Wang Yunfei changed his voice and learned his slow and leisurely tone: "It's too ~ stinging ~ excited~~"
After learning like this, the audience below was happy.
Li Jing couldn't help laughing a little, and said, "What are you doing?" ”
"This is not a style of talking!"
"I'm slow, but not so slow. Besides, I'm a poor body and I'm afraid of water. ”
"It doesn't matter if you're afraid of water."
"What then?"
Wang Yunfei smoothed his hands, "I'll paste a cement surface for you below." If you are afraid that the child will step on it, put some glass ballast. One of the ropes that in order to ensure your safety, a height of 100 meters gives you a rope of 200 meters. ”
"Okay! I just killed myself. ”
"You have to talk when you fall."
"What are you talking about?"
"Too ~ thorn ~ agitated ~ la~~"
Hahahaha!
learned it again, and the audience was indeed amused by what Wang Yunfei learned, and they couldn't imagine that they could say these words so slowly when they were bungee jumping.