"Something right."

"That morning, I got up and set up a stall at the door to tell the fortunes. You see I've lost something, can you find it? He said to go home and take a look, and he couldn't tell whose puppy would eat it. ”

Speaking of this, Wang Yunfei slapped his hands on the stage and made a beating sound, "That person has a round mouth, and I lost my bicycle." ”

"I can't eat that."

"I was awkward and covered my face and got angry, a big one, one meter and eight tall. Eh, tell me the fortune teller, see what I do next, he's awkward. ”

Wang Yunfei gave an impatient look, and said casually, "You, where did you come from, where are you going?" ”

Li Jing snorted, "This is angry talk." ”

"The big one is angry, I just released it in thirteen years, heh, smack! The strength of the whole body rested on the slap, and he was knocked unconscious at that time, and four policemen took it away, and he was sentenced to another seven years. ”

After saying the bursts of laughter from the audience below, Li Jing looked at these laughing people and added, "I really went back." ”

"Even if it's right this time, you can't lie to people, you have to really specialize in it." Suddenly, Wang Yunfei felt a little self-defeating, "I did read a good book on this subject." ”

"Yes, you're going to meet?"

"I can do it face to face, and I'm pretty smart. Because I worked hard first, and secondly, I was very smart. ”

"Okay, then you can show me." Li Jing also did not contain a lake, so Mao recommended himself.

Looking at Uncle Shi, Wang Yunfei was not polite, and pulled up his sleeves, "Let's look at palmistry, let's look at the face after reading palmistry, and everyone will take a look to see if what I said is spiritual." ”

"No problem."

Li Jing handed over his right hand while talking, while Wang Yunfei lowered his head and frowned and made a serious expression, "The key to palmistry is to look at heaven, earth and people, this is the Sancai pattern." But you're not good at it. ”

"What's not good."

"The palm of the hand is full of wrinkles, the young man must be orphaned and poor, if you ask when there will be wealth, go to the husband to marry another! You've got to take one more step! ”

Hahahaha!

Listening to the laughter below, the feeling is to ask Li Jing to remarry, the key is if he can get married?

It was impossible for Li Jing not to reply when he was grabbed by the hand, "Am I thinking about taking a step now?" ”

"It's written on the palmistry!"

"What do you write, my male and female."

Wang Yunfei looked reasonable, "Who do you blame?" The face is particular about the male left and the female right, the one you handed over? ”

"Isn't it over if you tell the wrong hand?"

"Let's do it all over again this time and stick our left foot out."

Just about to raise his foot, Li Jing was suddenly stunned, "Is the left foot like a word?" Left hand. ”

"Come on, come on!"

Looking at Wang Yunfei again, he looked at his hand and continued to chant: "The finger is the dragon, and the palm is the tiger." Only the dragon is allowed to swallow the tiger, not the tiger is allowed to swallow the dragon, the dragon swallows the tiger and enjoys happiness, and the tiger swallows the dragon and suffers poverty. The big finger is the king, the last finger is the minister, the second finger is the main finger, the fourth finger is the guest, the monarch and the minister must be matched, the guest is mainly aligned, and the eight palaces are high.

Put those four fingers away and leave one left. ”

This is a classic line in the face, after finishing speaking, Wang Yunfei grabbed Li Jing's hand and asked him to put away his thumb, index finger, ring finger, and little thumb, and then left a middle finger to point at himself.

One finger, the audience is full of laughter, international gestures, and people now know it.

"You know you're going to be beaten?" Li Jing complained.

Pulling his sleeve again, Wang Yunfei spoke: "We are very scientific, I will look at the face after reading the palmistry." ”

"Look at it."

"Facial features." Picking up the fan, Wang Yunfei swaggered and pointed at Li Jing's face from top to bottom, "This is Dongguan, Nanguan, Beiguan, Xiguan!" This is Deshengmen, Madian Bridge, Badaling Expressway, Qinghe Shahe Changping County, Nankou Qinglong Bridge Kangzhuangzi Huailai County, Shacheng Baoan Xia Garden ......"

The more he spoke, the more he pointed down, and when he was about to point to the surface of his feet, Li Jing was startled, and quickly bent down to bring it up, "Don't talk about you, your facial features are not this, why are you still strung on the geographical map?"

"The five senses are very important, one of the five senses is good for ten years of good luck, and one of the five senses is not good for ten years of bad luck, I will give you a good look. First of all, this eyebrow is not growing well. ”

Speaking of the topic, Li Jing nodded, "Some people say that my eyebrows are too close. ”

"It's not close, it's mainly too close."

"What then?"

"Move down."

Li Jing stared at himself with a pair of big eyes and complained, "Move under your eyes, I'm not a four-eyed dog anymore?" ”

"It doesn't work to move there, you have to move it big."

"Where's it going?"

Wang Yunfei stretched out his right hand, "Move it to the top of your index finger, how convenient it is to brush your teeth like this." ”

"Save your toothbrush."

"You have bad eyes."

"It's too big."

"It's not, the key is that you're not a human eye."

opened his mouth to scold, and the dozens of people below looked lively.

Li Jing also immediately got angry, "How do you talk about this?" ”

Shaking his head, Wang Yunfei was serious, "It's not scolding, it is written in our photo book, only my Buddha Rulai's eye is a human eye in the whole world, and there is no eye left." ”

"What's so important."

"Longyan ascends the throne and sits in the palace, the phoenix-eyed people are in charge of Chaoyang, the tiger-eyed people are marshals, and the deer-eyed people must become monks."

"Oh, that's it."

Even when Wang Yunfei was talking, he still looked at Li Jing's facial features seriously, and finally came to a conclusion, "Your eyes ...... Corn! Hua Qingchi asked Master Li to figure it out for you. ”

"Okay, what's the pedicure?"

"Corns are talking about the kind of eyes of chickens, corns are aggressive, and people with these eyes are acute!

”

"Huh!" Li Jing was already laughing at the moment, and stopped Wang Yunfei, "You are wrong!" Everyone in this room knows that I am chronic. ”

Audience: "That's right!

”

"That's so exciting, we'll remember!"

The audience has a stubble, plus so many times, how can they not understand Li Jing's chronic son, and even the audience below is still coaxing.

Because this is the face does not give relative.

Wang Yunfei was not in a hurry, and replied, "You are a foreign chicken." ”

"What is a foreign chicken, you don't say that."

"And your nose."

"Nose?"

"That's the biggest flaw." Wang Yunfei directly touched his hand, "The nose is turned over, one is poverty, and the other is this mouth, your mouth is even worse." ”

"What's wrong with your mouth?"

"Wow! The mouth should be bigger, and the root of the ear will begin, and the mouth will eat in all directions! ”

"What a gossip."

"Southeast, northwest, this is also divided into four, southeast, northeast, southwest, northwest! And you, with a small mouth, can only eat in one direction. ”

"What direction."

"The direction of the West Heaven, anyway, if you want to eat enough, you have to go to the West Heaven."

Li Jing pinched his teeth, "Good guy, I have to die?" ”

"The ears are not good, if you can take them off......

"Take it down?"

"Huh!" Wang Yunfei nodded, and made a movement in his hand, "Take it down and put it in your hand to make dumplings with that mold, or you can also use it to sing Taiping lyrics." Hangzhou~~Beautiful Scenery~~Unparalleled~~"

"No, does that thing make a sound?"

……

On the stage, Wang Yunfei said sentence by sentence according to the traditional words, the traditional jokes and words are almost the same, but the burden of the actor's performance will be interspersed differently, for example, Li Jing's fast temperament is the actor's own grasp.

Therefore, even if the audience has heard it, they will feel that there is a certain freshness, and if it is exactly the same word, it is impossible to listen to it again.

After the show continued, other actors were welcomed to perform on stage amid bursts of applause.

The next ones are naturally Guo Degang and Zhang Wenshun, who also have to perform a lot of jokes today.

When they were performing, Zhao Tiequn sat in the audience but silently drank a little tea prepared by the theater, which is definitely not good, after all, the theater is also a small business, and you can't buy the best one, but it's not too bad.

It's just that he doesn't care about what kind of tea is good or bad, just thinking about things while tasting it.

The actors are really working the stage, even Wang Yunfei's child, looking left and right, there may be fewer people, but they can definitely get up with this deal.

The bad thing is undoubtedly the opportunity, and once the opportunity comes, there is no problem at all.

So when I really know what kind of actors Guo Degang and Zhang Wenshun are, I still have the heart to let the two children I am familiar with come and try it.

It's all an opportunity.

Once you're sure, look up and watch their performance.

Today's performances are basically traditional, even if Guo Degang has been writing a show recently, it has not taken shape for a while.

Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Old and Old"! ……”

Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Da Shang Shou"! ……”

Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Bell Score"! ……”

……

Show after show.

The theater opened at half past seven and soon played until more than ten o'clock in the evening, waiting for the last show to finish.

The audience burst into applause, and they were happy tonight.

Then they left one after another at the end of the show.

It was only a matter of a few minutes for forty people to leave, but Zhao Tiequn delayed for a while to chat with Guo Degang and Zhang Wenshun.

It's mainly about cross talk.

After that, I started to take the bus home.

His home is near the HD area, and at the same time, it is only ten minutes away from Haiwanju, or he is unlikely to be a regular visitor there.

This time, when I passed by Haiwanju, I got out of the car inexplicably, and wanted to see the two children, the hotel generally works for about eight hours, but sometimes the larger hotel is different.

And today, Yue Longgang and Kong Deshui were late from work, and they had just packed up and were about to go back to the rental room, when they happened to see the old man coming.

When they saw it, both of them were a little blindsided.

I haven't seen Old Man Zhao come out so late, I don't know what he is doing, but he must call someone, they can be said to be very familiar.

"Mr. Zhao, did you come home so late? We're all off work. ”

looked at the two of them, and then looked at the figure of a few waiters coming out and said, "I listened to cross talk just now." ”

"Crosstalk? Is there still a cross talk restaurant? I never knew. Yue Longgang, who has a small flat head, said in Henan dialect, where does he have anything to do with these now, cross talk and sketches can't be distinguished, at most he likes to sing.

"Yes, but not around. But I've got to tell you about it. ”

"You say." Kong Deshui often greeted guests, and immediately happily said to the old man.

"You have an income as a waiter here, but you are all so young, how old are you Yue Longgang?"

"I'm eighteen years old!"

"No! You can't be a waiter for the rest of your life at the age of eighteen, and I think you are down-to-earth and capable, so it's better to consider what kind of craft to learn. As a waiter, anyone can be a waiter, just come. If you work for five years or ten years, you are not much different from a waiter who has been here for three months, at most you are familiar with a restaurant.

Nothing has grown much. ”

Yue Long has just come to the hotel for a year, and he is also an old man he met a year ago, he didn't know him at first, but after a long time, he said a few words from time to time, and finally he became familiar with it after chatting more.

Kong Deshui is the same, the doorman is better than Yue Longgang to know people and talk.

"But we can't find any place to learn, Xiaoyue has worked as a security guard before, and he has not succeeded in welding." Kong Deshui said.

"It's useless to do this." Zhao Tiequn spoke directly, "I know a group called the Cross Talk Conference, and now it has been renamed Deyun Club!" Specializing in cross talk, there are children who are about the same age as you, and they perform very well on stage.

If you go and learn that, I think you can have a little bit of a craft, at least a meal. ”

Yue Longgang and Kong Deshui were both said to be confused by Huhu, what Deyun Society, what cross talk conference, they had never heard of it at all, and they didn't even know about cross talk and could say it in the theater.

Not something on TV?

But he couldn't refute the old man's face, Kong Deshui opened his mouth, "Don't blame us for knowing less, I really haven't heard of it." I don't even know what I was doing in the past. ”

"That's cross talk! I've watched the Spring Festival Gala, it's those cross talks, I have acquaintances who can introduce you to try it in the past, but it doesn't mean that you have to learn it as soon as you pass, just take a look at it first, and think you can think about it again. ”

"Okay, let's think about it, you should go home early, it's too late."

"If you have any intentions, just tell me." Zhao Tiequn nodded and slowly gathered his own house with his hands behind his back, why did he persuade mainly because he likes quyi, people who like quyi have a desire to share, because this thing needs to be inherited.

Therefore, when I see a child who can learn, it is normal to persuade him to go and learn.

But Yue Longgang and Kong Deshui, who were standing at the door of the Haiwanju Hotel, didn't take a step for a long time, and they really didn't know what the old man was talking about.

"Crosstalk? Learn cross talk? I don't even know what cross talk is, third brother, are you going? Yue Long just asked.

Kong Deshui smiled bitterly, bent down and pinched his legs, he was not easy to be a doorman, he stood for almost a day, he couldn't squat, and he would be fined if he squatted.

Although he knew that being a waiter was not a lifelong job, he really didn't understand it.

"Dekuhan Society! It's a club, and it feels like some weird organization in the news. ”

"yes!" Yue Long just knew that the old man was gone, so he dared to whisper, "Could this be some kind of deceitful organization?" ”

"It's impossible, Old Man Zhao doesn't have acquaintances, it's not that kind of place."

"But I don't have the idea to go, I think Haiwanju is very good, the salary is higher than other restaurants, and I can send money home a month."