884. Promoted from Holy Maiden to Holy Mother
Seeing them again and again, and again and again to increase the number of people to group Ou Dick Si Sword Saint, Yi Yun finally felt a little unhappy, he snorted and said: "It turns out that the tactics of the Eight-Nation Alliance are to keep sending some messy people to besiege it, since you want to fight in groups, of course our Da Meng Kingdom will accompany you, who will take the black knight Edward over to fight?"
Hearing Yi Yun's words, Chen Yuanyuan couldn't help but smile and said, "Just let me come!" The last time he went to Macau to assassinate the cardinal archbishop, Chen Yuanyuan disguised himself as Qian Qianyi's daughter, coaxed the black knight Edward around, and also used his hand to infiltrate the monastery, successfully completed the purpose of the assassination, and made the black knight Edward so angry that he vomited blood, and because of this incident, he was also despised by the Eight-Nation Alliance.
Fortunately, Napoleon caused more trouble than him, and the bigwigs of the Eight-Nation Alliance later attributed the main responsibility to Napoleon, so Edward was not further held responsible.
Seeing Chen Yuanyuan come out now, Edward's eyes were full of fire, and his face was distorted like a red-hot pancake: "You hateful liar woman! ”
Chen Yuanyuan's face was not as ugly as Edward's, and she smiled at Edward gently: "Your Royal Highness, the two countries are at war, of course, they are not tired of deceit, don't British gentlemen even understand this?"
Chen Yuanyuan is still wearing a gorgeous palace dress today, and the whole person looks graceful and gorgeous, and under this beauty, there is a hint of Qinhuai River style, the kind of taste that seduces people from the bones, so that no one can stand it. Eduardo looked at her a few more times, and suddenly his mind became confused again. I just thought to myself: How can such a beautiful woman fight with her......?
His heart was full of whimsical thoughts, and before he knew it, he was out of the realm again, and suddenly, he felt the figure in front of him flicker, and Chen Yuanyuan's beautiful figure had flashed to the very close place in front of him.
Edward's head was clouded, and he habitually pulled out a black spear from behind him, ready to meet the enemy, but Chen Yuanyuan, who flashed closer, still had a sweet smile on his face, and it didn't look like he was going to fight him at all. He even winked at Edward. Giggling, "I'll look at the English gentleman closer." ”
Edward was overjoyed: "Look at me, it's okay! Look at how handsome I am, let's not be enemies, you can marry me." ”
Chen Yuanyuan went back to the past. He pointed at Yi Yun and said, "But I already have a husband." ”
Edward gave Eyun a disdainful look. Then he said, "Look at your husband." He looks ugly, his expression is not dignified, and his figure is not burly. There's no comparison with an English gentleman like me, leave him!
When he said this, Yi Yun was so angry that his nose was crooked. But the girls around Yi Yun laughed together: "Lord Wang, you are ugly, your expression is not dignified, and your figure is not burly, hahahaha......"
Yi Yun roared depressedly: "Damn, Gawain came to seduce my wife, this Edward also came to seduce my wife, King Lionheart, did you bring the Eight-Nation Alliance to Dameng Country to grab land or to go on a group blind date?"
King Lionheart also felt a little shameless, wiped a handful of sweat and said: "This is their personal behavior, and it has nothing to do with the honor of the whole of Europe." ”
At this time, Edward was still talking bad about Yiyun, saying how handsome he was. Chen Yuanyuan had a look of embarrassment on his face: "Oh, you are really better than my father-in-law, but he and I are husband and wife after all, just leaving him like this, I always feel a little weird in my heart, alas, I want to be with you, but I can't let him go, what can I do?"
Edward said: "It's simple, you wait, I'll kill him, and you can go with me." After he finished speaking, he stopped taking Chen Yuanyuan as his enemy, turned to look at Yi Yun and said, "King Hu, you are ready to die!"
Yi Yun looked at him with a sad look and said, "Poor bear child, you have no chance to kill me. ”
Edward said, "Why?"
Yi Yun shook his head and said, "Because you are too easy to be deceived by women." ”
As soon as the words fell, Chen Yuanyuan, who had just smiled and groaned, had flashed behind Edward's back, and the black dagger brought up a terrible wind, which rushed straight to Edward's back, when Edward felt the strong wind coming from behind, the tip of the black dagger had penetrated the armor, he exclaimed, and quickly flashed to the side, but this time it was already slow, the dagger pierced into the back for a few minutes, and a bloody arrow rushed out, and the fifth-order "black knight" didn't even make a move, and fell in the middle of the battlefield.
Chen Yuanyuan clapped his hands, and the black dagger magically disappeared into her sleeve, and hummed: "Say bad things about my father-in-law, look for death!" As he spoke, he stepped on Edward's body with his small and delicate feet.
Edward was seriously injured but not dead, and he snorted in pain when he was stepped on by these feet.
Yi Yun said earnestly: "Poor bear child!"
King Lionheart felt that Europe was really embarrassed and home, and he couldn't help but be angry: "What the hell is going on? Give me something reliable! I want a reliable general." ”
"If you want to be reliable, of course it's me!" the freelancer Cid walked out of the formation, he was also a handsome and handsome man, the funny thing is that he did not hold a weapon, but held a Western-style harp, after walking out of the formation, he gently plucked the strings, and actually sang the "knight's hymn" in front of the formation.
Because of the darkness, I have come for the light.
Out of despair, I came for hope.
Because of the war, I came for peace.
Because I cried, I came to laugh badly.
Because of the people who have suffered so much, I have come with a sword and cut through thorns.
Because of the warriors who have lost their glory, I have come on horseback and across mountains and rivers.
Because of the imminent fall of faith, I have come with the banner of light.
As a knight, I will be just and merciful, righteous and heroic, merciful and wise.
Lionheart was furious: "I want to be reliable, not sing!"
Xide said: "There is a word 'spectrum' in the reliable, isn't it just singing? I sing very accurately, absolutely reliable, not out of tune." ”
Lionheart kicked Cid away: "Another one, I want to be reliable!"
Cid leaned over again and raised the harp in his hand: "People say that they are reliable." ”
The Lionheart snatched his piano, snapped it in two, and then fell to the ground and stepped on it a few times: "How far can you roll for me, don't come out and prank me again, please you unreliable guys, let me go?" He was already about to collapse, he didn't expect these European generals to be so wasteful, this is simply beyond the standard of the two words superb.
When Cid saw that his harp was broken, he burst into tears and fainted.
The Lionheart King is full of tears, Nima, God, please give power. Lao Tzu jungler with rhythm, took twenty heads in ten minutes, but the upper, middle and lower third lines are still all collapsed, a group of pig-like teammates, how is this good?
He looked at Joan of Arc with tears in his eyes and said, "Lord Joan of Arc, it's up to you now." ”
Joan of Arc nodded and said, "I'll go." She was still wearing a silver armor today, with a blue skirt in the armor, blonde hair coiled on the top of her head, and a dull hair on it, which still looked so beautiful. She raised her two-handed sword and slowly walked out of the formation.
In order to boost her morale, King Lionheart shouted loudly from behind: "Lord Joan of Arc, if you win this battle, I will let the church crown you as the Holy Mother, and upgrade from Holy Maiden to Holy Mother, this is a flying upgrade speed." As he spoke, he took out a document from his bosom, which he seemed to have written, and took it out and raised it to Joan of Arc: "Look, this is the commission to make you the Virgin." ”
Joan of Arc didn't reply, and said lightly: "I'm sorry, I can't read! ”
Lionheart: "......"
Why is Joan of Arc, the legendary hero of France, illiterate? Lionheart looked up to the sky and shouted, "Daddy!"
Joan of Arc walked out of the formation, glanced around the battlefield, and finally locked his eyes on Yi Yun's body, and said angrily: "King Hu, I want to fight with you alone, I didn't distinguish the winner last time, this time I must fight the winner." "The last time Iyun teased her, the result was that Joan of Arc was annoyed and angry, and she released a big move that ended up together, and both of them were seriously injured, and Joan of Arc remembers this very well, and those who molested her must pay the price.
Yi Yun spread his hands, walked out of the formation with a hippie smile, and said to Joan of Arc: "Yo, Sister Joan of Arc, meet again." Saying...... I heard King Lionheart say that he wants to upgrade you to the Virgin, but I can also change you from a saint to a virgin, and I don't need any power of attorney at all. ”
Joan of Arc said: "You are not from the church, where do you get this power?"
The Lionheart King in the distance was also curious: yes, this person is not from the church at all, where did he get the right to make a person a virgin?
Dozens of remaining cardinal archbishops also shouted: "Heretics, don't talk nonsense. Is it the right of a heretic like you to talk about Our Lady?"
Yi Yunli ignored those tricks, and just smiled evilly at Joan of Arc in front of him: "Let's go, let's find a place where no one is around, and when you give birth to a son for me, won't you change from a saint to a virgin?"
Joan of Arc: "......"
Lionheart: "......"
Cardinal: "......"
Yiyun's sisters sighed in unison: "Alas, the prince's festival ......"
Joan of Arc couldn't stand the teasing, she was so angry by Yi Yun's sentence that she almost vomited blood, and the whole person almost entered a violent state in an instant, and roared angrily in her mouth: "You...... You scoundrel, how can you make such a sense, molesting me once, and then molesting me a second time? I must die with you!"
Joan of Arc raised his two-handed greatsword and slammed it into the ground, shouting, "Glory, Sword of Destruction!" )