"If it's not right, it's not right, I won't argue with you."

In the laughter of the theater, Wang Yunfei continued to say the cross talk that followed, "That is, seeing your father is like seeing my father, and they are so respectful." ”

"That's pretty much it."

"The old man is very powerful, it is not easy to work for his family when he is young, and he will ...... when he is old" As if to say something, Wang Yunfei suddenly changed his words, "People still can't get old." ”

"What's wrong?" Li Jing leaned over and asked.

"People don't take their muscles and bones as their ability, when they are young, the old man is more energetic, and he doesn't know how to be tired of working, and whoever has something to do is allowed to go."

"Help?"

"Ouch...... As soon as you walk, the alleys are closed.

As he spoke, Wang Yunfei hurriedly made a move to close the lock, for fear of seeing Li Jing's father too late.

It is impossible for Li Jing not to wonder, "What kind of popularity is this?" ”

"I'm afraid that your father will rush to work, and everyone can't bear it, and now he's old."

"Don't do it when you're old."

"It's not false at all, but now I can't remember anything."

"Don't have a good memory?" Li Jing said.

"I met him on the street that time, and it happened that the Russian Ballet came to perform with us, and the tickets were quite expensive. Hit the door of the theater, and your father was standing with a ticket in his hand. ”

"Le?"

"The old man couldn't be happier."

"Why are you so happy?"

"I just hit that." Wang Yunfei gave a look behind the microphone, and then muttered, "Who?" Who is happy with this? It's still a hard jump, I'll go over and take a look.

When I went over and found out that it was the old man, I asked, what's wrong with you? ”

"What did he say?"

Wang Yunfei played the role and kept laughing, "I'm so happy today, I succeeded." ”

"What's the matter?"

"The tickets for this ballet company are so expensive, hundreds of tickets, and I played the ticket seller today."

As soon as he said this, even Li Jingjing smiled, after all, it was his father who took advantage, so he asked again, "What's wrong?" ”

"I didn't go in to see the tickets after I bought them!

”

Hahaha!

The burden was thrown out, and the audience was happy below, but Li Jing was unhappy this time, "Is this a trick for people?" ”

Wang Yunfei sighed speechlessly, "Oh, old man! You're so cute! Another word of advice for you, let's go and get sick. ”

"Yes, I have to see."

"As soon as he said that the old man really went by himself, he went there to register and see a doctor.

Why are you uncomfortable?

Forgot. ”

"That's it?"

"Doctor, come, give you this medicine." Wang Yunfei casually reached out and grabbed it.

Li Jing looked at the things in Wang Yunfei's hand. "Why do you take this medicine?"

"I don't know what it is, this medicine hasn't been used for years, so I'll give it to you. Let's eat, this one eats and fights this, and my head is even more smudged. ”

"Isn't that more lakely?"

"I sit in the house every day and think that I am still a young man in my twenties, but in fact, I am in my seventies, and I sit in the house and think, my body is fine! I can't keep it with my family, I have to go out and rob money. ”

As soon as he said it, Li Jing was surprised, "More than seventy still rob money and sex?" ”

Wang Yunfei picked up the fan and gestured, "I took a knife and ran to the bank, or I still have enough head, I know that the knife will not be exposed on my body." ”

"Don't scratch yourself."

"The bank security guard was very welcoming when he saw the old man! Yo, uncle, what's the matter? ”

On the stage, Wang Yunfei began to learn the old man's trembling gait, and after learning to hear the words of the security guard, he rolled his eyes up and thought about something.

Li Jing saw this opening, "Forgot? ”

"I forgot, I shuddered again after a while."

"Okay, what are you going to do?"

When he got to the door, he snapped and fell, and the knife in his arms was given to him. When the blood fell, the security guard sent it home, and then sent another pennant to the security guard, the people's defender. ”

"Isn't that wasteful?"

"The rest is almost healed, and when I think about it, how can I go out and rob money at my age."

"Really!"

"Got a robbery!

”

As soon as he said and laughed, the audience below began to think that this old man had something, to know that he was more than seventy.

Li Jing shook his head speechlessly, "It's better to go to the bank." ”

Wang Yunfei picked up the white handkerchief on the table and began to explain, "The old man knows how to prepare, he holds a handkerchief in his right hand, and he doesn't know who to drag on the handkerchief to get something that makes people faint.

Take this thing and go out at night to find the alley and see if there are any single girls. ”

"A real catastrophe?"

"Honestly." Wang Yunfei was slumped, dragging a handkerchief and trembling, "The old man's mental state is very good. ”

"That's it, huh?"

"There is a girl in front, the girl is carrying a bag and going forward from work, and the old man has to follow quickly."

Suddenly, Wang Yunfei's trembling movements sped up, and he was like a zombie on the stage, that is, when he saw this appearance, he still wanted to rob him, and the audience was so happy.

In the end, there was no way, Li Jing stopped and said, "Don't chase others." ”

"Stop!

The old man shouted, and the girl didn't know what was going on, so she turned around. When she turned around, the old man was ashamed, picked up her handkerchief and pretended to cough. ”

The white handkerchief in his hand, Wang Yunfei suddenly used it for himself, and after using it, Li Jing held it, "Ouch, cover yourself?" ”

"Open your eyes again."

"How?"

"At eight o'clock in the morning, lying on a bench in the small garden, bare-bottomed, I don't know who robbed me!"

"Huo Oh! Who can do it! ”

Hahahahaha!

Sigh~~

imagined the picture for a while, whether it was the old and young masters or the women who came, they couldn't be happy.

Wang Yunfei smiled: "I guess I met a hooligan and took away his clothes." ”

"There is no such scoundrel either." Li Jing waved his hand.

"After coming back, it may be really frozen, it turned out to be a lake for a while, but now it is a complete lake. I don't even know who I am. ”

"Yo." In the end, it was his father, Li Jing was very worried about holding on to the table, "What's the matter?" ”

"I went to the house and asked, and when I asked the old man, he said that he was the emperor."

"Your Majesty?"

Wang Yunfei explained: "If you want to, you won't be allowed to go out, watch TV with your home all day long, and the TV will broadcast this." Then I think that TV is a mirror, and the emperor in it is me, and I am the emperor.

Especially this year's Chinese New Year's Eve, the whole family came. The old man was overjoyed. ”

"Really?"

"My son, my daughter, and my aunt are all back. Anyway, everyone gathered together, and the old man was going to speak. ”

"Say what?"

Stretching out his hand, Wang Yunfei looked down and said in a calm tone, "Everyone Aiqing, you will meet at the end of the year, I am very happy, and I ordered the imperial dining room to burn rice." ”

"Hot rice?"

"Prepare the bean juice."

"Does the emperor eat this?"