"What you say is too damaging, what do you mean by sticking it on the door to ward off evil spirits, sticking it on the bed for contraception!" Zhang Wenshun was behind the table and fought for Li Jinghug.

Guo Degang's face changed, and he laughed, "Then I'll ask you for a few more later?" ”

"That's no problem!!"

One talk and one fun.

Guo Degang couldn't do anything about the old man, little bad and little bad, and then continued to say jokes.

"In 97, Xianggang returned! Someone in the district went to find Li Jing's cousin! ”

"What?"

"This girl is not allowed to go out for a day, in case a foreigner sees that she is sick, she will not give it."

"Not really!"

"It's so ugly anyway, but she's blessed."

"What a blessing."

"Walking to the suburbs, the moon was dark and the wind was high, and a cloud blocked the moon." Guo Degang looked up, and then pointed in the direction of Zhang Wenshun, Zhang Wenshun hurriedly hid, so as not to talk about himself.

"Four hooligans came over there and insulted her."

"Huh? Is this called a blessing? ”

"After a while, the clouds passed, the moon came out, and when these four saw it, they all went to the police station to turn themselves in."

"It's that pretty?"

"As soon as she came back, every family in the Hutong bought red pink skin and ate noodles, and there was true love in the world, which was a kind of welfare."

"What a perk?"

"She's addicted to this, and she's asking everywhere!" Guo Degang played the role and spoke, "Eh, do you know where there are hooligans?" ”

"Did you inquire about this?"

"Some people say that there are the most detention centers. She ran to the detention center and smashed the door! Let me in!! The hooligans are all shouting inside, let me out! ”

"Chased by her?"

In the end, she decided to revisit her old place to find her own happiness.

"I don't know what to do."

……

In a word, in fact, the audience has made up for it a little bit by themselves, and they can't think much about the scene at all. But no one thinks it's bad, cross talk is like that, it's fun.

And the jokes that follow are funny and fresh for the audience, because it is impossible to say this on TV.

But it is very familiar to Wang Yunfei, but he also follows a group of people who have fun from time to time in the side curtain.

After all, you won't get tired no matter how many times you listen to these things.

As for Li Jing holding a thermos cup and drinking it leisurely at the door of the court, there was no wave in his heart, he was already used to it as a heel.

I can only wonder how he figured out this paragraph.

And when the time passed minute by minute, Guo Degang didn't make the final closing remarks at the end of the performance, and at the same time glanced at the number of people in the audience.

It was found that more than two dozen people had gone.

It's no way, and it's very normal.

"It's almost time, and that's it, that's the end of today's performance! Finally, I wish you all a happy Lantern Festival and a lot of wealth this year! If you like cross talk, come on.

We've got a new joke for the next game. ”

"Good!!"

Quack quack!

With a final round of applause.

The audience began to be agitated, and then one by one got up and prepared to leave the theater, and at the same time, there were familiar ones, Guo Degang and others went down to see them off.

It's the last chat, what they do is a small theater, so the audience of the small theater must be saved.

At the beginning, when there was no one, they suffered a lot.

In about ten minutes, the audience was completely finished.

Then a group of apprentices began to clean up the tables, chairs, and benches.

It's not easy to clean up, and there are quite a few sets upstairs and downstairs.

Not to mention melon seeds and peanut shells, it can almost be said that there is everything, there is no way, this thing is easy to scatter on the ground when you touch it casually.

Fortunately, there are many people who clean it, otherwise it would be really difficult to get this place that is larger than the Huasheng flyover.

It's almost eleven o'clock.

Guo Degang asked the children to go back, and so did the actors.

On this new day, they all made a lot of money.

More than 300 tickets.

Even if all kinds of dividends and miscellaneous things are removed, the money that each of their actors puts in their pockets is far more than before.

Even to put it mildly.

If it is really full every day, even Yanjing white-collar workers can't do it.

This is the self-confidence of a group of actors.

But behind the self-confidence, it is also the result of so many years of hard work.

"Come, you all have these, the fruit you just bought."

When you get home.

Wang Hui used the plastic bags he usually hoarded to separate some sugar oranges, and then handed them to Kong Deshui and Yue Longgang.

The two of them are apprentices who live at home and study, how can they not take care of them.

"So much, we can't eat."

"Why can't you eat this, take it, don't be polite with me. I don't know Xiao Yue's appetite, he can eat it. ”

As soon as he was said, Yue Longgang was a little embarrassed to stand next to him, indeed, his appetite was really not small, and he had to dry two large porcelain bowls for dry rice.

So you're welcome, and both of them accept it and go back to the rental house on the other street.

As soon as they returned, Wang Yunfei had to ask them about their coming to power.

"Master, let them go up quickly? Overall, the time they smoke is probably about a month! It's not a daily month. ”

Guo De just laughed and looked at Yunfei, "Are you concerned about them?" I see you're very attentive to them. ”

Wang Yunfei was a little embarrassed, others didn't know, but they definitely had to learn in the future, so they really subconsciously worried about it in their bones.

"Don't worry! I've thought about it, so you're worried about your own business. You have a lot of things to do lately, and you have to run back and forth to review books, and the day after tomorrow it will be your godfather who will take you for an interview.

After the interview, I want to see your godfather.

When the time comes, if your godfather is happy, he may take you to perform again, and there are many plans for this year. ”

"Okay, I got it."

Wang Yunfei could only obediently agree, "Then I'll go back too?" ”

"Let's go back and rest, and bring back this bag of food, I guess your sister is also hungry, and she has just gotten off work."

While speaking, Guo Degang turned around and also gave a bag of things.

They are all their own children, and the palms and backs of their hands are full of meat, how can they not love them.

Not to mention that Yunfei suffered with him in the early days, but now it is different, with the economy, he naturally has to eat well.

Looking at the fruit in the bag, plus the bread he bought from the supermarket, Wang Yunfei was helpless, estimating that if his sister saw it, he would have to eat it for a while.

It's not that I'm gluttonous, but when I'm mainly idle, I don't like to let my mouth be idle.

"Thank you, Master!"

"Go to sleep, I still hope that when the time comes, you can successfully interview to play a role, meet the world, and you will be an adult."

"Then I'll try."

Finally, Wang Yun flew out of the courtyard of the master's house, but Wang Hui hurriedly came over to say something at this time.

"Oh, when you say that, we really forgot Yunfei's birthday, I'll buy a gift for the child to make up for it.

It's all because I was too busy some time ago, and I was calculating the ticket money every day, as well as the actors' salaries. ”

Knowing that a son is better than a father, Guo Degang understood his child and slowly spoke.

"He's definitely not going to ask for it, and he's definitely going to use his own salary as an excuse for storytelling, so I'll prepare.

I'm ready he absolutely would. ”

"Okay, it's up to you master and apprentice."