"Guan Gong vs. Qin Qiong?"

Wang Yunfei played the actor who was said, with a wooden expression, and responded at the same time, "Have you eaten too much?" Are you holding the lake? Is there such a play? ”

Hou Yaowen waved his hand helplessly, "There is no such drama at all." ”

"Yes! Guan Gong is from the Han Dynasty, Qin Qiong is from the Tang Dynasty, can these two fight together? ”

"I can't meet you."

"But you have to sing it, if you don't sing it, the birthday star always says don't sing at all, don't give money and don't let you go, starve for three days and don't eat."

"What should I do?"

"The actor who sings Guan Gong is on fire." Wang Yunfei tapped the table with a little temperament, "Sing to him!" Let's sing nonsense if he clicks nonsense, I'll still come to Guan Gong, who will come to Qin Qiong? ”

"Who would?"

"Let's be an old student! Who's that...... Liu Bei, you took off your set and pretended to be Qin Qiong! ”

"Yes!" At this time, Hou Yaowen also talked a lot, because he liked opera the most, so he made a gesture up and down the whole body behind the table, "Put on a clear arrow suit, a Luo hat, foundation boots, and a silk belt!" Play as Qin Qiong! ”

Wang Yunfei turned his head and asked, "What kind of play is that?" ”

"Sell horses!"

"Harm! Qin Qiong, who sold horses, was his most unlucky time. ”

"How do you pretend to be?"

"Dress up! Stick the snow python! Wear a handsome word helmet! Dress up like Wagangzhai! He was the generalissimo of the soldiers and horses at that time! Come on, hurry up and play a role for him.

Everyone will play this old student.

The old student panicked. ”

Wang Yunfei immediately grabbed his coat in embarrassment, "I won't sing if you dress me up." ”

Hou Yaowen: "It's no words. ”

Wang Yunfei: "You won't make it up yourself!" ”

Hou Yaowen: "Now make up words? ”

Wang Yunfei: "Then how can I get out?" ”

Hou Yaowen: "It's still dark." ”

"You come to the big tent! You confess, and after the confession is over, I will be gone. I'm going to have a little cutscene, a little cutscene......"

Wang Yunfei paused here for half a second, because he was learning the current thinking of the characters, and he needed to show the details of the characters, and then spoke after the pause, "You will go on as soon as you drum, and we will start fighting as soon as we meet, won't it be over if you shoot me?" ”

Speaking of this paragraph, everyone in the Palace of Nationalities has a picture in their minds.

At the same time, Hou Yaowen also looked at the audience with a smile and said, "This method is good, so I can only sing like this." ”

Wang Yunfei raised his hand to look at the appearance of the line, and rolled up his sleeve slightly, "Dress up like this, rely on the snow python!"

Tell the drummer to play like that. ”

"Really?"

"It's not really acting, it's cut, it's cut!"

After speaking, Wang Yunfei lowered his eyes and lifted his coat on the stage to imitate the stage of opera, and did not forget to give a sound in his mouth.

Hou Yaowen hurriedly explained, "This is Qin Qiong's appearance!" ”

"Cut, cut, cut! Cut~~"

Suddenly, Wang Yunfei opened his mouth brightly, "The actor thought to himself, isn't this a thing?" ”

In the midst of some laughter, Hou Yaowen nodded, "There was no such a drama in the first place." ”

"Cut, cut!"

Wang Yunfei waved his arms and performed a shaking sleeve, and then learned the crown, hairbrushing, and water sleeves in the opera.

But the more you do it, the slower it gets, giving people a sense of dragging.

"Why are you so slow?"

"I don't want words!" Wang Yunfei replied anxiously beside him.

"yes, no words."

After making a few more movements, Wang Yunfei finally pronounced the words, "The general was born bold and heroic, and his waist is crossed by the autumn water goose sword~~"

"Words of the Ming Dynasty!"

"I am a general of the Tang Dynasty, and I don't know what to do to fight the Han Dynasty!!"

Hahahahaha!

Wang Yunfei gave this sentence, at this moment, many people in the Palace of Nationalities have broken their defenses, and laughter is one after another, which is really worthy of the master's joke, and the actors' performances are also here.

Otherwise, this kind of burden that is difficult to shake will make people feel that they are lacking.

Hou Yaowen was very relieved to hear the laughter, but he was performing, and he was happily learning gongs and drums for the children.

"Cut and cut, winter and winter and carry it!"

Wang Yunfei rolled up the sleeves of his coat, and everything was in the old-fashioned style, "Ben Shuai, surnamed Qin, Qiong, Shubao!" ”

"Cut!"

"The Demon King of the Mixed World is a minister, and the official worships the world to recruit the generalissimo of soldiers and horses, and he has been ordered by the Demon King to lead a sentry to fight the Han general Guan Yu!"

"It's all fresh!"

"Generals!"

"Yes!" Hou Yaowen cooperated.

"Troops!"

"Both, cut!" After learning the voice, Hou Yaowen nodded and said, "This scene is going on!"

"He's down, Guan Gong is up! Holding a knife in one hand and holding a brand in the other, he is dressed as a scarf and a soft support. That's it! ”

Wang Yunfei left the microphone again and walked again, "I! Guan Yunchang! I don't know why? Qin Qiong violated my borders, sergeants! ”

"Yes!"

"Meet the enemy! Let's go~~Cut and cut~~ As soon as you add a drum, Qin Qiong is up. As soon as the two met, Qin Qiong opened his double sword, Guan Yunchang made a big knife, and anyone who looked at it was awkward! ”

"It's awkward! He was not a man of a dynasty. ”

"Come and get the common name!

Tang General Qin Qiong! Who are you?

Han will Guan Yu!

Why did you come to war? ”

This one asked him, it's bad! ”

"Huh?" Hou Yaowen was puzzled when he heard his voice, "What?" ”

"He was already on fire in his heart, alas! Sighed angrily! But this anger is broken, and there is a rule on the stage, so it is a shouting and singing.

Listen to the drums, oh? And singing? ”

Wang Yunfei lowered his body and held a fan in both hands to learn to play the drums, and then spoke after learning, "When I heard the huqin'er, oh, there is still something about me." ”

Hou Yao complained when he heard this, "This is a mess." ”

"Huqin'er is ringing! You have to sing it. Let's make up the words! ”

"How do you sing it?"

Wang Yunfei must also know opera, and he really knows this to learn cross talk, singing a Xipi Sanban, "I am in the Tang Dynasty, you are in Han, why are we fighting~~"

"What about Guan Gong?"

"If you call you, you'll fight! Do you want to fight~~ Sing this Guan Gong and point at the old man - he doesn't care about eating~~"

"Harm!"

……

Quack quack!

The theater of the Palace of Nationalities erupted in applause.

The audience even wanted to applaud from the bottom of their hearts, although the actor was still young, but a cross talk was very similar.

But it also has a taste of seven or eight points, so it's very good.

After bowing off the stage, Hou Yaowen was in a very good mood and patted the child's shoulder, "Okay!" This one is very good, very porcelain and not messy.

How to say it, let's learn cross talk. In the future, your master and I will definitely be able to train you.

To be honest, this scene is not enough today, there will definitely be a big show for you to play in the future.

I'll leave it here, if you don't have a big show for you to play, you come to me. ”

Wang Yunfei knew that his old man was happy, so he nodded in agreement, "Hmm! I must study hard! ”

"Let's go, let's go down and drink tea to moisten my throat."