"That's it, ruffian! There is also a hat worn crookedly, and the red dot on the door of the head can't ask for money. ”

"What is this?"

"Hooligans!" Wang Yunfei came here and began to raise the list again, "My master Guo Degang, have you seen it?" That's right, that's it. ”

Li Jing laughed, "This image is concrete." ”

"You can't ask for money in riding boots."

"Is this again?"

"Horses for the islanders."

"Keep Rendanhu, and you can't ask for money if you wear glasses."

"Again?"

"Interpreter of the island nation."

"It's even more powerful."

After saying a paragraph, Wang Yunfei simply made a summary behind the microphone, "Let me tell you this, anyone who wears clothes can't ask for money." ”

"Huh? Who listens to cross talk bare-assed? ”

Hahahaha!

In the laughter, the audience watched it with relish, the jokes were always old, but the jokes given by the actors were from time to time.

There are even those who speak underneath.

"See, among the apprentices, Wang Yunfei said that the porcelain is real, of course, Cao Jin and He Wei are also good, they are very good at imitating things, but they are almost hot!"

"One is a little bit compared to this, the key is that this child is good-looking, do you know? Especially when opening the door, Liu and Lao Guo stood together, out of place. ”

"Really! Lao Guo has recently tanned! ”

……

The audience, you and I said it one by one, talking and talking, Shu Chang also heard some on the second floor, after all, there are so many people that there are chatting.

Upstairs and downstairs.

Listen to the chat.

Shu Chang was not a shy person, but turned his gaze away from Wang Yunfei with curiosity and asked, "May I ask, is this one actor the best here?" ”

When a little girl joins, the speaker is more willing to say more.

"Can't say that! Wang Yunfei is just an apprentice, he is the best among the apprentices, after all, the big apprentice! The best ones are definitely his master and Mr. Zhang, these two are perfect! I love it!

Wang Yunfei belongs to those who have learned a few skills from them. ”

"And how many years did he study?"

"Four years!"

"How much is that?"

"Less! It takes seven or eight years to learn cross talk and stabilize it, so Wang Yunfei's talent is really not low! And I heard that he is also Hou Yaowen's godgrandson! ”

"Mr. Hou's godson? Did he say it himself? ”

"No, but you can't be wrong."

"Okay, thank you!"

After listening to a passage, Shu Chang turned his head and continued to look at Wang Yunfei, but his expression changed a little.

There is a high probability that I know his ability, after all, I have listened to it for a few nights, but I didn't expect that he is the godgrandson of Mr. Hou Yaowen, why hasn't this identity been mentioned to me at all?

Even if it wasn't filmed for three months.

Suddenly a little depressed.

I thought I knew him about the same, but it turned out that I thought too much.

Especially after knowing this, I wanted a photo with Mr. Hou, she didn't have a good time when she was a child, but I happened to see the day of Mr. Hou and Grandma Zhao Licheng's heroic mother in the Electric City, and the memory is very deep.

But I can't think too much about it now, and everything has to be over.

And at this moment, a cross talk is also fast, and it will come to an end in about ten minutes.

……

……

"The island nation has bullied our people for eight years! That's why is the joke called eight years of bitterness! In the third and seventh years, the island countries entered China, and in the fourth and fifth years, the people of the island countries surrendered.

....These eight years have oppressed our people. ”

"I can't stand it." Li Jing sighed with emotion.

"There are also many Chinese who have become traitors and foreign thieves. To be a traitor also requires certain conditions. ”

"Do you need any more conditions?"

"You have to have a foundation." Wang Yunfei pointed out, "For example, if you walk a horse for an island country, you have to understand horses!" You have to figure out what the horses have and what they eat.

And the island country translator, do not know the island Chinese? Will it work? ”

"That's not going to work."

"Now the translation of the island country is white-collar, at least your Chinese and the island Chinese must be fluent.

Some people are stunned to be translators, but you can't. ”

"Not that."

On the stage, Wang Yunfei's tone suddenly softened, "I heard from one of my elders in Tianjin that he has a neighborhood, and he is holding back to be an interpreter for an island country.

For this purpose, first make a resemblance to the appearance. ”

"How does it resemble the law?

"Buy an island battle cap, buy a jacket, and a leather boot underneath! The beard is shaved on both sides and left in the middle. ”

"Ren Danhu!" Li Jing pointed to the bottom of his nose and added, and at the same time subconsciously glanced at the audience, and when he found that the effect was okay, he continued to look at Wang Yunfei.

"Ren Danhu came out, bought a round glasses and wore them, chubby, and really looked like an island translator in the mirror."

After a pause, Wang Yunfei spoke again, "It's similar, but God still has to be similar!" He didn't know island Chinese, so he had to find a three-wheeled study to learn. ”

Li Jing waved his hand to stop, "It's not good for this, what do you learn from pedaling three wheels." ”

Glancing at his uncle, Wang Yunfei pointed, "As soon as I heard that you are a layman, you have to pull the island people after three rounds, and you will be familiar with it after coming and going."

Like taxi drivers these days, you don't believe you can ask near the embassy. ”

"That's right."

"Don't talk about the vicinity of the embassy, there are hundreds of people here today, and there are taxis passing by the master in that vicinity." Wang Yunfei looked down, and it was this look that someone really took advantage of.

"Yes!!"

As soon as he took a stubble, Wang Yunfei looked over and asked, "Look!" Do you speak island Chinese? ”

"Yes?"

"Say a word or two!"

"Linen falls!"

Hahahahaha!

Bang.

The whole small theater was laughing.

This is true both on and off stage.

Even the actors who saw the side curtains on both sides of the stage were laughing forward and backward, including the older Zhang Wenshun, Xing Wenzhao, and Li Wenshan.

There is no one who does not know the meaning of this sentence this year.

At the same time, even Wang Yunfei has to admire this big brother, and sometimes the audience can build a stubble.

That's exactly what we're looking for.

Laughed for a while

Wang Yunfei hurriedly controlled the atmosphere, "I'm still a child, what are you going to do?" Mr. Li Jing, what do you mean? ”

Seeing the words to himself, Li Jing, who couldn't laugh, hurriedly shook his head, "I don't know either." ”

"Then why are they laughing?"

"How do I know?"

"What a strange thing! Where did you just go? Forget it, I'll re-talk about it. Mr. Li Jing! All are familiar, the beggars are the little helpers! ”

"Where did you say that!"

Hahahaha!

Suddenly, in a burst of cheerful laughter, another burst was ushered in.

At this time, it depends on whether the actor can hold it, and if he can't hold it, his rhythm will be unexpectedly washed away.

Fortunately, Wang Yunfei has a lot of experience, and what he wants to say is in his mind, and he took back the previous paragraph after a while.

And the rest of the paragraph is simple, it is this person who wants to be a translator who can't translate, and then makes some jokes with an archipelago countryman.

But when the theater is happy.

Suddenly, on the second floor, Shu Chang looked at Wang Yunfei with a puzzled expression.

Because she didn't understand what the audience below was saying, how could she laugh like that.

What baggage are you missing?

No, you have to ask when it's over, otherwise it's a pity!

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