Hearing that he was buried at sea, how could Li Jing be happy, and his expression didn't know how ugly it was.

"What can I do?"

"We're good friends!"

"Just such a friend?"

Wang Yunfei waved his hand to open up the topic, "This is a metaphor, there is nothing to do with the two of us, don't get involved." ”

"That's not mixed up."

"Make friends! In addition, you have to make friends for a long time, not everyone can make friends, let me tell you a little story. ”

Seeing another small story, Li Jing turned sideways helplessly, "There is still a small story?" Do you know a lot? ”

Wang Yunfei raised his hands and shook them off, "The sky is full of snow, and a small bird falls out of the ground." ”

"Sparrows?"

"The hair that came out of the nest did not grow, and it was windy and snowing, and it was about to freeze to death, and the birds followed suit.

Look at the big lantern from afar, and look at the big lantern up close!

”

Hahaha!

A big brother in the front row let out a hearty laugh.

And this eldest brother, Guo Degang of the side curtain still knows, the one who looked for him in the toilet to take a group photo.

I had to stop it at the time, otherwise I would have really filmed it inside.

At the same time, I am very happy for the child, and the burden is good.

But where there is happiness, there is worry, Guo Degang looked up at Yue Longgang at the end of the door again, it was really not a way.

Kong Deshui can come to the stage and say a few paragraphs, but he can't.

In fact, it's not just him, there is also a baked cake.

Except for memorizing a little piercing and the board that I knew before, there is nothing I can learn.

But he is young, sometimes he doesn't feel anything when he looks at it, Yue Longgang is different, he is nineteen years old this year, this age should be the stage when he learns things quickly.

But I can't do anything.

He also discussed with Mr. Zhang and asked if there was anything he could learn, but he couldn't discuss anything, so he could only put it aside and then continue to see.

Like the dough, wait until it rises.

So with a sigh, Guo Degang continued to look at Wang Yunfei on the stage.

"Look at the big lantern from afar, look at the big lantern closely, and look at the hole in the lantern when you get closer!"

"My dad is the bird?" Li Jing answered.

"Birds! The twitter, anyway, is pitiful, and dies immediately. A cow came, and when he came to him, the cow lifted its tail, and Kucha made a pile of cow dung and covered the bird.

But it was warm, and the birds lived. ”

"Is this live?"

"It didn't die, it came back to life and sang in cow dung."

"Still singing?"

"Look at the big lantern from afar, look at the big lantern closely, and walk in and watch the lantern hole!"

This came out again, and the audience didn't stop laughing because of repetition, but it was extremely funny, but Li Jing took a step back to the side and said with an ugly expression: "You're going to be like this, aren't you?" ”

"I'm glad to be alive! But another wolf came over there, and when he heard the movement, he pulled away the cow dung with his paws, and ate the bird. For a while, this story tells us a lot of truth. ”

"What a reason?"

"Not everyone who puts dung on your head is a bad person, and not everyone who gets you out of the dung is a good person. If you're stuck in a dung heap, remember that it's important to keep your mouth shut. ”

In this sentence, Wang Yunfei can be regarded as making a simple summary of his own master being targeted in various ways in later generations, and the audience is very emotional when they hear it.

So you must remember to make friends for a long time, and these people who came to the lunch session today can be regarded as coming, tell you a few secret recipes? ”

"Secret recipe?" Li Jing stood half a step closer, a little curious.

"There are so many kinds of people who can't ......"

Immediately, Wang Yunfei gave examples of several people, such as taking a taxi and sitting in the back, dressing after taking a shower, and eating and going to the toilet.

As for whether it's right or not, anyway, the actors and the audience have a chat with each other, which is enough to be fun.

I didn't listen to cross talk as the truth.

Speaking of the end, Wang Yunfei looked directly at Li Jing, "So I really hope that the two of us will be very good friends." ”

Li Jing nodded and gestured to each other, "The two of us are good friends in ourselves." ”

"It's not like a meeting in the water, it's as good as a person. You're my brother! ”

"Okay, then you are my own brother!" As soon as the words fell, Li Jing suddenly woke up, "Hey, what's going on?" We're leveled, aren't we? ”

Wang Yunfei waved his hand, "What does it mean to say this, how can you distinguish each other, how can you ask the noble and the low?" You hold my feet when I go up the mountain, and I lean on your shoulder when I go down! ”

"It's all me?"

"That's it, it's the same as the brothers! In the future, I will have a son who will be your uncle, and you will have a daughter who will be my secretary! ”

"What a mess this is."

Audience: "Huh~~"

For a while, the theater was all about coaxing, even the female college students who thought the actors were good-looking before covered their mouths, and it seemed that the actors didn't think much of what they were thinking.

And in the bursts of continuous coaxing, Wang Yunfei stretched out his thumb, "Good friend wow." ”

"Why is there a secretary here? Didn't say that. ”

"What do you say?" Wang Yunfei asked.

"Let's repeat, you are my own brother."

"You're my brother!"

"Your sister is my sister!" As soon as he finished speaking, Li Jing's expression was puzzled again, "Why are you so weirdly panicked?" ”

It's no wonder that he has this idea, after all, he turned out to be a generation older.

And Wang Yunfei answered, "My brother is your brother!" ”

"My uncle is your uncle, and my uncle is your uncle."

"My father is your father, and your mother is your mother!"

"Why is it so messy here?"

The format is wrong again, Li Jing's expression was stunned, and at the same time Wang Yunfei snickered, "I'm very pleased!" ”

"What! No way! Li Jing waved his hand, "It's too messy here!" ”

"Then if anyone says you're bad, I'll be anxious with him." Wang Yunfei said unceremoniously.

Li Jing also said like lightning, "If anyone says that you are not good, I will not agree." ”

"I can go with people for you."

"I dare not live for you."

The words were broken for a second, and Wang Yunfei gestured half a meter with both hands, "A ginseng is so long, don't send it to Li Jing." ”

Li Jing laughed, "People want to give me twenty gold bricks, don't want it, give it to Yunfei." ”

"Someone brought a small wooden box to Li Jing, Li Jing opened it and saw that there was a villain inside, you want to stay, you are the villain."

Smack.

The more Wang Yunfei spoke, the more anxious he became, and clapped his hands, "Can I take a look?" Grab it and stuff it in my pocket, I'm the scoundrel. ”

"Huh!" Li Jing couldn't help but give his partner a thumbs up, and then said to himself, "I took it out of your pocket and put it in my pocket, I'm the villain." ”

Wang Yunfei: "I snatched it out of your pocket and put it in my shoes, I'm the villain." ”

Li Jing: "Take it out of your shoes and put it in my pants, I'm the villain." ”

Wang Yunfei: "Take it out of your pants and stuff it in your mouth, I'm the villain." ”

Li Jing: "You don't stuff it like this!" Take it out of your pants and stuff it in your mouth? ”

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