"Meet Uncle Shi. ”

Yi Tianxing gently half-knelt beside the fat monk, clasped his hands together, and said respectfully.

The fat monk also snored like thunder, shaking the wind on the top of the vast and boundless mountain of Mount Meru, but there was no trace of waking up.

Yi Tianxing thought with a wry smile, this uncle was really as sleepy as the legend, scratched his head, got closer a little helplessly, leaned into the fat monk's ear and said softly: "Wu Neng, it's time to eat." ”

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The fat monk's eyes opened suddenly, two cold rays of light came out, he turned over, and moved with the wind and clouds in the mountains, his fat body turned flexibly in the air, and he shot out with his teeth and palladium, and smashed it towards Yi Tianxing, who was half-kneeling on the ground!

There was a loud bang.

Yi Tianxing knelt on the ground, his knees sank into the hard bluestone, and the stone powder splashed violently.

He held the iron rod in both hands, his teeth clenched, his lips showed a deep imprint, and the robes on his arms were shaken into cloth by muscles, flying in the air!

Above the iron rod is the terrifying root of cold iron and sharp teeth.

"It's a lot of strength. The fat monk looked coldly at Yi Tianxing under the nailed palladium, two cold lights swept across his face, and then swept over the black iron rod that Yi Tianxing had been holding.

The fat monk frowned slightly, and his pupils flashed with jīng light, how could he still feel a little silly, but he looked like a very deep arithmetic in the city. He slowly put away his tooth nail palladium, sat down on the ground again, and brushed the bluestone powder stained on his robe. He squinted at Yi Tianxing.

Yi Tianxing coughed twice, got up from the ground, and was not well looked at by this uncle, so he hurriedly saluted again: "Yi Tianxing see the second uncle." ”

"Yi Tianxing?" The fat monk said lightly: "You have changed your name." Where did you steal my brother's stick?"

Yi Tianxing was stunned, thinking to himself, how can these people see what kind of bullshit and good money boy he is?

"My family was originally on the edge of the garbage dump in the world, and it was only after the green chūn period that I found out that it was the Bodhisattva who threw me down to suffer the crime...... he hurriedly told the old man about his past in the world and the current situation of the old monkey.

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"Uncle Shi, this is the case. ”

This is Yi Tianxing's summary speech, and after finishing speaking, he tilted his head and looked at this legendary uncle with a smile.

In the process of Yi Tianxing's storytelling, his second uncle always maintained a fixed posture, that is, lying on the black stone altar on his back. His eyes were wide open, and he gasped for breath from time to time. It seems that he is quite interested in these things as well.

At the end of the story, Comrade Wu Neng also narrowed his eyes, looked at Yi Tianxing's eyes, and didn't speak for a long time.

There was an awkward silence, just when Yi Tianxing was about to lose the oppression of this kind of black-and-white silent film, and sang pop songs angrily.

Comrade Wu Neng spoke.

Before the words could be spoken, there was a burst of extreme happiness. Extremely arrogant laughter.

"Wahahaha......" There was a burst of wild laughter, and the big mouth of Wu Neng looked even more terrifying, and the breath that spewed out of that big mouth didn't know what it smelled like, and Yi Tianxing, who was in Xun, quickly covered his nose.

"Hahahaha. Wu Nengxiao's stomach hurt, and he rolled under the black stone altar with his round belly, and his speech was not so neat: "You...... You...... You...... You monkey has today. ”

"Hahahaha. ”

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Yi Tianxing was dumbfounded, thinking to himself that this senior uncle was not crazy - he knew that the old monkey had lived in captivity for five hundred years, how could he be so happy and happy?

The laughter gradually subsided, and the laughter gradually gave rise to the meaning of yīn coldness. Wu Neng squinted his eyes, and the meaning of yīn poison gradually appeared in his eyes: "Do you know, in fact, for the past thousand years. I don't even obey your master, that monkey. ”

Yi Tianxing was stunned, and said goodbye in his heart, and said goodbye to another old gossip.

Good family color, Wu Neng's following words are more reliable: "I told the monkey a long time ago, don't offend people everywhere because you can fight." Back then, he offended those little gods and little bodhisattvas, and the Buddha supported him, no matter what, the Buddha is also the boss of our family. But the monkey was too spicy, and in the end, he offended the Buddha and was driven out of Mount Meru, and the master was also imprisoned. ”

Wu Neng's cold words continued to sound: "That broken monkey caused the master and Lao Tzu to be shameless in Mount Meru, and then the Buddha disappeared, and Amitabha Buddha didn't look at me squarely, so I pretended to be stupid and stayed on this Mount Meru, thinking that if I saw the broken monkey in the future, I would definitely scold him for being a bloody dog." ”

Yi Tianxing interrupted the second uncle's memories very inopportunely, and asked, "Mount Meru has fallen, and it seems that all the days have left, why can the Pure Land allow you to stay here?"

"Because in heaven and on earth, there has never been a great person who would think...... A guy who eats and sleeps well, and is greedy for life and afraid of death, can bring them any trouble. Wu Neng smiled slightly, but his smile was full of the taste of knowing that the sky was disobedient and scheming.

"Hey, hey. Yi Tianxing smiled, understanding what the pig meant.

"Don't bother Lao Tzu to be ruthless!" Wu Neng saved his taste and scolded: "I thought that the broken monkey had made a mess, so that Lao Tzu didn't have a good time, and I don't know how many times I scolded him in the past few hundred years." Unexpectedly, he was even worse than Lao Tzu, and all this saliva was in vain...... ，

"Hahahaha. Wu Neng couldn't help laughing again, as if thinking of the unsatisfactory life of the senior brother in the past five hundred years made him much happier.

"Mad Pig. Yi Tianxing scolded in the depths of his heart.

Unexpectedly, Wu Neng's words suddenly changed, and Yīn Sen said incomparably: "What kind of bastard is it, who dares to close the old brothers' love and bravery? Hurry up and pack up the preserved fruits, and I will go down the mountain with you." Go find that guy and fight for his life. ”

Yi Tianxing was stunned again, how righteous and awe-inspiring what the second senior brother said was and how brave he was? But it really didn't fit his character, and he thought about it. Yi Tianxing figured out the reason, shook his head with a wry smile and asked, "Uncle Shi must have guessed that it was the Buddha's master." ”

Wu Neng was suffocated, a little embarrassed, and said with a shy face: "So what?", dang

Yi Tianxing sighed and said: "Uncle Shi must also know that the Buddha is gone, and even the two great bodhisattvas of Puxian Shu can't be found." ”

Wu Neng blushed and said, "So what?"

Yi Tianxing smiled bitterly: "The Buddha is the great enemy of Guan Lao Monkey, and you and I can't find the Buddha, how can we take revenge? No wonder Uncle Shi said so righteously, I want to come to Uncle Shi to go down the mountain to avenge my master, but I am afraid that I want to go down the mountain to go to Huahuazi."

was broken by Yi Tianxing's thoughts, and Wu Neng blushed with a thick face. Ne said: "You boy is so unkind, how can you tell all my thoughts?"

"But the master is still in heaven. We can't go back to the world alone. ”

"Master, this ......" Wu Neng suddenly lowered his voice and scolded something like "pedantic and stupid": ......... Zen heart is firm, and I can't persuade him to do penance. ”

Yi Tianxing smiled slightly: "Where is the master?" Second uncle, you have to lead me there." ”

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"What did you do with him?"

"In addition to Guanyin Bodhisattva, there is only the master guild, how reliable is the bodhisattva, so you have to find the master. Yi Tianxing explained: "The master is trapped in the Guiyuan Temple. The supreme Buddha's light is too powerful, and the mantra of concentration urges the black gold bracelet on his wrist, so he has to find a way. ”

After listening to this, Wu Neng frowned, not knowing what he was thinking, and after a while, he grinned and said quietly: "I guess that the master will not help the senior brother if he goes." ”

Yi Tianxing was taken aback. If the master can't help rescue the master from the hut in the back circle of Guiyuan Temple, then how can he go on this trip to the sky to engage in a zero-fee dangerous tour, and the fart is useless?

Wu Neng then frowned, "I knew it for the first time today. In the past 500 years, our beloved elder brother has been locked up in the world by the great Buddha, and this is a problem. ”

"What's the problem?" Yi Tianxing actually guessed what the problem was.

"Why?" Wu Neng took two breaths, stared at Yi Tianxing's eyes, and said coldly: "Even if the monkey gives the Buddha sour fruit to eat, the Buddha has no reason to lock up the monkey for another five hundred years, do you really think this is a skilled worker? ”

Yi Tianxing said with a sad face: "I have also consulted these questions with my master, but there is no answer. But the problem at the moment is that the Pure Land Sect is hunting down the descendants of Mount Meru in the world, and Fu Xianshu is being killed miserably, and the Arhats in the sky are almost unable to be reborn. Uncle Shi, this is the situation I am facing now, so I am in a hurry to get the master out of trouble, if he comes out, it is estimated that the Bodhisattva will not have the courage to go to the world again. So the first problem now is to get the master out, but to find out why he was locked up. ”

“。 Wu Neng shook his finger philosophically and said firmly: "We need to learn to find the essence of everything. If you know why your beloved brother is imprisoned, you will know what the great Buddha is thinking. Maybe you can know why the Buddha is missing, and why the Pure Land has been preventing the people of Mount Meru from finding the whereabouts of the Buddha. ”

He lowered his voice and said to Yi Tianxing very mysteriously: "If we find the reason, we can talk to Amitabha Buddha and drink tea...... He laughed and said: "Everyone can be calm, why do you have to fight and kill." ”

Yi Tianxing glanced at him, thinking that this person who was afraid of death was afraid of such a realm, and it was powerful to find such a complicated excuse.

"Before the monkey was driven out of Mount Meru, he had a conversation with the Buddha in the fruit circle behind this mountain. "I was stealing cabbage in the kitchen that day, so I don't know the details, but the chef has been sighing since that day. ”

He looked at Yi Tianxing, shook his head and said, "After the master learned the scriptures, he has always been in a good mood, and he smiled like a bride, but after that day, he returned to a sad face, so I know that something must have happened." ”

He continued: "Later, the monkey left, and the Buddha suddenly disappeared, and Amitabha Buddha came to Mount Meru with the Arhats of the Heavens, and at that time, the Bodhisattva and the Bodhisattva were leading the thirty Arhats to all walks of life to look for them, so there were no powerful people on Mount Meru, and those guys were also shameless people who were nǎi is the mother, so they left with Amitabha. ”

"Bloodless coups. Yi Tianxing nodded and reasoned.

"Before Amitabha left, he found a quiet place with the master and said a few words, and after he came out, he didn't make up any charges, anyway, he exiled the master and locked him up in a place where there were no people. "I don't understand why the master is so obedient, and why Guanshiyin Bodhisattva doesn't say anything." ”

"What happened later?" Yi Tianxing was a little puzzled and asked, "Everyone in Mount Meru is gone, and you stay." ”

"Amitabha Buddha took one look at the black stone altar, and then ordered me to guard it here and clean it every day. Wu Neng scolded his mother, "It's the one behind you." ”

Yi Tianxing looked to the left hand side, and saw that Uncle Wu Neng was leaning against the black stone altar, the black stone was jade, and the breath was flowing inside, but he couldn't see it clearly, and he felt very strange.

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"Uncle Shi endured humiliation and burden, and guarded his master wholeheartedly, and his master and nephew admired him. Yi Tianxing suddenly bowed to Wu Neng.

Wu Neng said impatiently: "I am old...... Wu has always been greedy for life and afraid of death, you boy, you are not such a slippery method. ”

Yi Tianxing smiled and said, "Since Uncle Shi said that he had asked Shi Gong if he would leave, he also tried to rescue Shi Gong from that place of confinement. According to Uncle Shi's feelings, if it weren't for the great fetters who dragged you down, how could you have endured the loneliness of the top of Sumeru Mountain for 500 years. ”

There was a breeze blowing on the top of Mount Meru, blowing on the cheeks of the two, making the two extremely comfortable.

Wu Neng unbuttoned his robe, bare his chest and abdomen, lay lazily under the black stone altar, and hummed: "Lao Tzu is a philosopher, so he is too lazy to move the place, but he doesn't want to save the girl's master." ”