"Is the bag just money?" Yue Longgang looked at the senior brother next to him suspiciously.

Wang Yunfei is full of confidence, "Just pretending to be money, sometimes it's not enough." ”

"What kind of trading is so profitable?"

"With this little thing, you can make a fortune."

"What about the sale?"

"How?"

Wang Yunfei looked ahead, hesitated for half a second, and then picked up the basin with both hands, "My washbasin, I'll go to the thatched house to dig for dung!" ”

Hahahaha!

In a word, the old and young masters are happy.

It's so close to life that it's even a little disgusting.

Yue Longgang made an uncomfortable face, "That's my washbasin!" ”

"Do business, a washbasin is still reluctant, and you can buy it when you make money." Wang Yunfei said as he lowered his body and scooped it gently, and the movements were learned vividly, and the imaginative ones almost drove their noses to smell the smell.

The words of the key actors are disgusting.

"Even the thin and dry, let's take half a pot first."

"What about me." Yue Longgang asked behind the table.

Wang Yunfei turned his head when he heard it, "Most of your basins are half a basin of clean water!" ”

"Clean water? Is running water OK? ”

"Okay! You've got to hold it like that. ”

Leaned over and taught Yue Long how to hold it by hand, and then Wang Yunfei spoke, "Remember, it's so high as the navel, you can't dangle it." ”

"Okay, remember."

"I'm holding this pot high, over my head! Where are we going to go on a lively street! Just to make money, I walk in the head, and you follow behind. ”

Yue Longgang continued to hold the basin, "I'll follow you?" ”

Suddenly, Wang Yunfei waved his hand, "Don't be too far away!" It's too far for me to find you, but don't get too close, and you can't follow closely, there is such a two or three feet apart between the two of us anyway. ”

The voice fell.

The audience below doesn't care how they come out to talk about cross talk, and they are curious about how this disgusting thing will make money.

After a while, Wang Yunfei raised his right hand, dragged a basin on the top of his head, and said, "Where are more people going, I will walk in my head, and I have to shout." ”

Yue Longgang: "Why are you shouting." ”

"Hey!

Touch it! Touch it! Touch it for a dollar, and play a little haha funny. A dollar gadget, don't spend much money to find fun, but there is no such shop in this village.

Touch it, touch it for a dollar! Lived to seventy-seven eighty-eight live white beard and toothless teeth have never touched the strange, and I am happy to touch it. ”

A short shout, the audience couldn't help but laugh below, because they knew that it was on it, and they touched it, and the scene was unimaginable.

The key is right, at the age of seventy-seven or eighty-eight, there is no one who takes the initiative to touch.

So I was constantly amused by Wang Yunfei alone.

Yue Longgang was holding a basin next to him all the time with a silly appearance, admiring his senior brother very much, and there was a lot of feedback from the performance.

But Wang Yunfei's words were not finished, and his steps kept moving, "Touch!" It's not fun to see if it's fun after touching it. ”

"Did anyone touch it?" Yue Long just asked beside him.

"Why no one touches it. There's the one who is curious! Wang Yunfei took his hand back, changed the role of a passer-by and looked high, and then took out the money from his pocket, "What is this?" A dollar isn't much, so I'll give it a try! The shopkeeper will get me a piece. ”

"Give the money?"

"I have to pay first."

Wang Yunfei raised his hand again and emphasized, "Someone must give the money first, and the basin can't be put down, let him stuff his schoolbag and touch it on tiptoe." ”

Yue Longgang: "Oh! ”

The role is changed again, and at this time it is the appearance of losing the burden, Wang Yunfei tiptoed to reach the basin with one hand, and the expression on his face was groping vigorously, and he groped for five or six seconds.

Don't look at it for five or six seconds, it's not okay to have fun with the audience below.

It's been so long to touch a.

Five or six seconds later, when he took it in front of his eyes and smelled it, Wang Yunfei was surprised, "Huo Oh!

”

Underneath one surprise was laughter.

I ignored him, and I walked in front with a basin and shouted.

Hurry up and bring this basin of water over and wash it for a dollar!

As soon as I open it, you'll be able to make money. ”

"yes!" Yue Longgang finally spoke, "As soon as you open up, I will definitely be beaten." ”

"What are we going to do?" Wang Yunfei pointed to the side curtain and asked.

"No, I'll move the table and pick up the field."

After saying that Yue Long had just fled, Wang Yunfei also turned around and left.

But the audience below applauded one after another.

There is no one who doesn't find this little piece wonderful.

And this joke is called "Touch Shabu", which Shao Ma Ye once performed, and it is an old joke.

But some viewers like cross talk and haven't heard it.

Love can't.

Don't say you haven't heard of it, even if you do, it's fun to perform again.

However, just now, the two of them just interjected a short paragraph, and then the show would continue, not to mention that the host went to report the curtain at the right time.

When the curtain is announced.

Guo Degang and Zhang Wenshun prepared in the side curtain.

It can be seen that Yunfei is very good, but Yue Longgang is more wooden, and many times he can cooperate with Wang Yunfei, especially when he is teasing and performing, he can exaggerate next to him.

The more uncomfortable the better, and bring more atmosphere.

But he didn't, poked there like a telephone pole, inexperienced, and only knew words in his head.

Not to mention three points of teasing and seven points of praise, when teasing and losing the burden, a good heel can turn the burden laugh out of several layers.

However, Yue Long just came on stage for the first time to cooperate with a cross talk, and he didn't care so much, after getting off the stage, Yunfei should tell him how to get it, I know, then he should understand the next performance.

……

Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Old and Old"! Performers Guo Degang and Zhang Wenshun! ”

As soon as the program was announced, two people went up, and the audience applauded happily.

Guo Degang, as a master, must have said a little more about the two children behind the microphone, which made the audience a little impressed.

The cross talk relies on a familiar face.

And when they were talking, Wang Yunfei really called Yue Longgang over to tell him what shortcomings he had just had.

There are too many shortcomings.

But for the first time, I don't want more, even if I can do it completely.

But he still feels that Yue Longgang's talent is low, no wonder so many people say that he can't do it, so he can only wait for him to open up.

After opening his mind, he was indeed a different person.

It's okay to control the atmosphere, lose the burden and find the characteristics, and I don't know how he opened up.

It's magical.

"Alright! That's all I have to say, but it's a small paragraph. After explaining some things, Wang Yunfei spoke.

Yue Longgang also knew that he couldn't do it, so he thanked him from the bottom of his heart, "Senior brother, sometimes I don't know what to say, maybe I don't have you and the third brother to take care of me."

Even if Master wants to keep me, I have to go back to my hometown by myself. ”

"Let's take it step by step, what else can I do, I'll go backstage for a while, and you can listen to cross talk by yourself." Pay a little more attention to the expressions and tone of voice. ”

"Okay, I'll focus on learning."