Chapter 264: Color is Emptiness!

The return of the flyover music continues.

Guo Degang and Zhang Wenshun said not shortly, although the latter is easy to get tired, but they also try to make the audience happy as much as possible.

If you buy a ticket, you have to make them feel worthwhile.

So in the end, it took twenty minutes for the two of them to go down to rest.

Then put on another cast.

Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Color is Empty"! Performers Wang Yunfei, Li Jing! ”

Quack quack!

"Oh!

The former made his debut again, and the audience was very welcome.

Because of a TV series, the number of young viewers below has increased significantly.

It's okay now, I can't see much, if it's Friday night, Saturday, Sunday, there are definitely more young people.

Even high school students came to see it.

Not to mention girls, there are.

However, it has not yet developed to the situation of the Deyun girl in later generations, but she likes the role played by Yun Fei on TV, so she took the time to come and take a look.

After all, it is very difficult for them to meet the actors in a small theater.

If you go to Dong Chou's concert, I'm afraid you will have to spend a lot of money and go to other cities, but this can be solved without 20 yuan.

"Thank you, just now it was a part played by my master and Mr. Zhang, now it's the two of us, let them rest and rest." came to the stage, Wang Yunfei spoke.

Li Jing agreed slowly, "That's right. ”

"It can be seen that some female friends also like to listen to cross talk recently, and De Yunguang used to be a big man."

"Listen to music, everyone is welcome."

"Welcome is welcome, but it should be noted that men and women should keep a distance from each other.

Otherwise, it will be very embarrassing to happen like Li Jing's family. ”

Pointing to himself, Li Jing was speechless, "I'm going to talk about me as soon as I come up." ”

"It's true." Wang Yunfei entered the state of narration, "Li Jing is married. But when I first got married, my family's housing was relatively tight. No way, live with his parents!

In a two-bedroom apartment, the old couple lives in the house on the left, and the younger couple lives in the house on the right.

It's usually easy to do, but what if it's hot? It's getting cooler now, and in November, it's too hot to move forward for a month or two. ”

Li Jing said: "That's right! The fan can't blow. ”

"Tell me the truth. It's okay for them to be in the house by themselves, and they wear a little less, but what about the old man, and the parents-in-law, can this be the case? ”

"Gotta pay attention."

"They have to wear a shirt and get a longer pair of shorts on a hot day." As soon as he lowered his head, Wang Yunfei gestured all over his body, and was uncomfortable, "Make it tight, how hot it is, and sweat a lot, but there is no way to do it."

Li Jing's daughter-in-law is generous. ”

"How generous." Li Jing looked at his partner and wondered.

"It's a big person, it's not that much, it's bare-chested!

"Ouch hey!

Hahaha!

The two of them have cooperated very tacitly, teasing and talking, holding and turning over with their voices, the audience below is so happy, there is almost no one who does not laugh.

Just as they were laughing, Yue Long was just learning things at the end gate, because he had heard what his senior brother said before.

Therefore, you must also study hard.

In the midst of laughter, Li Jing was so frightened that he hurriedly stopped, "How much we have to wear!" Shirtless is not good! ”

As soon as he changed his mouth, Wang Yunfei added, "That set of vests, wearing big pants made of one plus underneath!" ”

Li Jing nodded, and opened his hands, "The fat one, many people wear it in summer." ”

"The big pants are almost up to the knees, loose and cool, tie an elastic band and put them on." With his hands spread, Wang Yunfei was helpless, "It can only be like this, women have no other way." ”

"Yes!"

"The old man is going to write calligraphy with this house, and Li Jing's father is a great calligrapher."

"That's right, he's easy to write."

Picking up the fan and turning it into a pen, Wang Yunfei made it very serious in the air, "The brush is soaked, and I was just about to write and heard Dong Dong Dong outside!" ”

Li Jing tilted his head in confusion, "What's the matter?" ”

"Your daughter-in-law chops stuffing with the kitchen, the voice is loud, and she is holding two knives to chop stuffing! It can be seen that I am going to eat dumplings tonight, but as soon as the person shook, the strength of the two arms gradually fell. ”

The more Wang Yunfei spoke, the quieter his voice became, and after waiting for half a second, he slowly gave the words in his mouth, "These pants are a little looser." ”

Hearing this, it seems that there is a premonition below, and there are people who are already having fun.

Li Jing was not stupid, it was obviously a little wrong, but he still continued to ask, "What if it's loose?" ”

"Then with the vibration of the arms, the elastic band ...... little by little"

In the end, Wang Yunfei didn't say anything to let the audience want to go, but the movements in his hands did not stop, holding a rope, slowly shaking and descending.

Li Jing couldn't hold back this time, "Wait a minute, wait a while!" Don't be so meticulous in your performance, don't you just say it and it's over? ”

"It's not colored!" Wang Yunfei was in a calm mood, picked up two fans with both hands and knocked them on the table.

"His daughter-in-law didn't pay attention, and the two knives were still chopping stuffing with that."

Li Jing shook his head, "My daughter-in-law is also sloppy. ”

"She's chopping stuffing, and the old man is trembling with a brush in the room, and he really can't write, put down the pen!"

Knocking the fan on the table, Wang Yunfei took a few steps, "I turned around and looked at it, I didn't think it was like words, I turned around and went back." ”

"When you can't see it."

"Got the glasses!"

"Huh? Hold back and see? ”

Wang Yunfei put on his glasses and kept nodding, "Yes, it's really falling down!" But what to do with this? There are still a lot of meat that haven't been chopped, so the chop will fall off completely in another ten minutes, do I care?

I don't care? ”

"No matter!" Li Jing responded.

"No, it's not like that." Wang Yunfei waved his hand, his expression was all kinds of entangled, "There is no one else at home, this is it." ”

"Then take care of it."

"Hey!

Sighing deeply, Wang Yunfei stretched out his hands to lift other people's elastic bands, and then reluctantly lifted it up, and walked to the side with his hands behind his back after finishing the mention, looking like he was deeply hidden in his merit and fame.

But the audience below laughed completely.

Li Jing was helpless, "My father is also kind-hearted. ”

Wang Yunfei walked back in a few steps, took the two fans again, and said behind the microphone while chopping, "Your daughter-in-law is gone, chopping things and scolding the street."

Scold! This old man lacks morality, you do this when your son is not at home, you are not ashamed, and you will be cut with a thousand cuts. ”

"Gossip."

Putting down the fan, Wang Yunfei's expression was stunned, "Can your father be happy?" The heart is also awkward, and the heart says that I didn't mean it, I was kind. ”

"That's it!"

"You scolded me like this, you wronged me so much, what is your love!"

Angry, Wang Yunfei dragged down with both hands, and left after dragging it, which made the laughter below not laugh at all.

It's so graphic.

Li Jing's eyes widened, and he looked incredulous, "Who are we in this family?" ”

Running back suddenly, Wang Yunfei said, "Just talk about things." ”

"That's not the case!"