Chapter 284: Thunderbolt's Underwear!
"Thank you for coming to the Flybridge Theater at 7:30 p.m.! Today is a little different, it is a special session held by Guo Degang's eldest apprentice Wang Yunfei! Diaphragm
You will enjoy at least three of his cross talk performances here.
Then next, please enjoy the first cross talk "Praise House"! Performer Kong Deshui, torture Wenzhao! ”
After the curtain is over, today's special session begins.
Kong Deshui and the old gentleman walked on the stage as the opening.
The level of the former has now become what a student should be, and he can say some jokes, especially where he penetrates.
This is also why Kong Deshui was able to apprentice with Cao Jin and them in 2006, while Yue Longgang only officially apprenticed in 2009, and he really couldn't learn anything.
It took several years to procrastinate before apprenticing, which shows his talent. Diaphragm
When they say.
Wang Yunfei had already put on his coat and was ready to come to a full house, how could he be unhappy, and he was determined to sell hard.
And Gao Feng is similar, he has only been in Deyun for a short time, but he has also said several times, sometimes praising and sometimes teasing.
His style of praise and teasing is very good, unlike Master Guo Degang, he may not be able to catch his things with his apprentices, and he seems a little helpless if he can't catch it.
You have to have a certain amount of stage experience to have the courage to let the master measure it.
When preparing, Gao Feng also said to Wang Yunfei, "I never knew that you would open a special show at your age, and you could come so together."
Of course, your teacher is an exception. Diaphragm
I heard the old man say that at the age of fourteen, he started playing drum music. ”
Speaking of Shi Niang, Wang Yunfei is happy, Shi Niang's ability is indeed good, but it is man-made, and all of their efforts have been in vain after so long.
It won't be too long.
After staying in the background for a while, Wang Yunfei took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket and put it in the background and prepared to go to the side curtain.
When performing, he doesn't like to carry these things on his body, so he tries to travel as light as possible, so as not to feel these items during the performance, and he needs to take care of them.
But just as he was going up.
A text message happened to appear on the phone, and if you saw him, you would definitely be happy, but unfortunately it was such a good thing. Diaphragm
Wang Yunfei didn't notice it, and left regardless of it.
……
"When you come back in the evening, it's lively, the lights are flickering and the neon is shining! There is no vain in talking and laughing! There are many sisters and sisters in Mr. Xing's family, all of them are extremely beautiful, and they don't listen to the laughter inside and outside the house!
The guests were happy to send a plaque to your home!
Four big words! ”
Xing Wenzhao hurriedly continued, "Rich and auspicious? ”
"Heaven and earth!" Diaphragm
"I'll you."
Quack!
As soon as the performances of Kong Yunlong and Xing Wenzhao on the stage ended, some applause was given below.
This cross talk, the former learned it word by word according to the master's words, he is still a student, just finish it honestly, what else has changed.
However, when the curtain was about to be announced again, the audience's interest was high, especially the young students who came in today, after all, Wang Yunfei was going to be famous.
Therefore, the applause on the stage was not small.
Although the girl's words will not be shouted like in later generations, it is hard to give applause, and when she sees Wang Yunfei, her hands are red. Diaphragm
Nothing else, just because I like him.
Not only the young students supported, but the actors only came to the stage, and some old men came over to give some flower baskets or small gifts.
"Thank you! There are also gifts, so I am very grateful! Today is one of my special sessions, and I am very happy that so many people have come! ”
Gao Feng Yile, "Robbed your master's words of this." ”
"Who told him not to be there! Then come on stage! I still have to introduce myself. ”
"Also introduced," Gao Feng wondered, "your special!" At the door, Wang Yunfei wrote in three big characters! ”
"I need to be introduced! Bao Buqi came in to see the excitement, my name is Wang Yunfei! The person next to you may not be familiar with, it's called Gao Feng. Diaphragm
Not an outsider, but also my uncle, my master's younger brother. ”
"Huh! That's right. ”
With a low gaze, Wang Yunfei couldn't help but look at the gifts given by the audience, who was happy, but he still turned his head to Gao Feng and spoke, "Don't look at this person who is wearing a coat on the stage, but his family has money, go to Tianjin to inquire, who doesn't know Lao Gao's family."
Lao Gao's family wears a big gold chain everywhere he goes, one hundred and thirty pounds! ”
"Such a heavy gold chain?" Gao Feng was surprised.
"Wear it during the day and take it off at night to lock the dog."
"I'm on a chain with our dog? If this is wrong, you will be given a dog to measure it today. "Ahh
Hahahaha!
It is really worthy of being the general teacher in the future, the same burden, he turned over the audience below and imagined that Wang Yunfei was standing next to a dog microphone and talking, and he was quacking.
And Wang Yunfei's expression was exaggerated, and he exclaimed: "Don't talk about him!" Just the old Mr. Wenzhao who performed just now, I know everyone.
Looking at the age is not small.
But you just have to ask, and you must know that he is very fashionable for the old man to play with.
What is fashion? If no one else wears it, you wear it first, this is called fashion. ”
"That's right!" Diaphragm
"The breakdancing that was popular before, gloves, severed fingers, was in the eighties. At that time, I was just born, and Mr. Xing Wenzhao played fashion and caught up with the trend!
But the others didn't understand, and asked him how he bought it?
He was happy. ”
Wang Yunfei stretched out his hands and stared at the explanation, "You look broken, there are holes, you are a layman!" It's specially designed, and it's called a Thunderbolt Glove! ”
"Yes!"
"I still have Thunderbolt's socks!"
Gao Feng was stunned for a moment, "Socks with your toes exposed?" "Ahh
After a pause, Wang Yunfei snickered in the old gentleman's tone: "I still have thunderbolt underwear!" ”
"What's the point of not wearing it?"
"Oops!" Wang Yunfei sighed, and once again led the audience to imagine the picture, "Mr. Xing Wenzhao is sixty-seven years old today, a person who is almost ancient!"
Thunderbolt's gloves, Thunderbolt's socks, and Thunderbolt's underwear! I don't know what it looks like, but anyway, I think Perak's panties have been getting cooler lately! ”
Hahahaha!
"Meaning~~"
The audience heard the actor's description, and kept happy. Diaphragm
The scene is indeed too contrasting, I can't imagine that the respected old gentleman just now would be like this.
It's not just that the old men laugh, but even some girls are covering their mouths.
Many of them are not coming to the theater for the first time, but they are used to it.
As for Xing Wenzhao, he stepped down from the stage after the performance just now, and he didn't leave, how could he be unhappy when he talked about himself.
This thing won't be angry, it's very common in the cross talk world.
On the contrary, the audience is the happiest thing because the child is happy, at least the child seems to have no big problem coping with his own scene!
Even if it's with Gao Feng, who just came, it's also. Diaphragm