Chapter 286: Old Man Zhang Performs a Mouth Scoop!

On the stage, Wang Yunfei was very happy to listen to the laughter of the audience below, and changed the topic, "This is Mr. Zhang's grandfather, and his father is also very powerful." Diaphragm

This guy probably hasn't seen him, he's dead.

I have to live to be more than ten years old. ”

"That's still Zhang Yunlei!

Zhang Wenshun was helpless, and the already happy atmosphere below rose a few points, and then the old man stopped the child, "I'm over sixty, and my father would be a hundred if he lived!" ”

"Amazing, eat, drink and be merry for a lifetime. Say this man has worked for a day? Wang Yunfei waved his hand, "No!" Out of the teahouse into the hotel, out of the hotel bathhouse, all day long to eat, drink and have fun! ”

Zhang Wenshun nodded, combined with the joke just now, and spoke, "The two money that my grandfather touched are enough for him to burn." ”

"Especially in the bathhouse, Mr. Zhang learned it from his father, and he can't love it anymore." Diaphragm

"That's right."

"The first one went into the water, saying that there was a person in the pool, and he wouldn't wash it when he was done."

"It's called cleanliness."

"Wait, man, he's coming, take off your clothes!" Wang Yunfei's action of undressing, his body sank down again, the feeling of taking a bath, and he got up and pointed after soaking.

"This one is cold, it has to be hot. This one is too hot, it has to be cool, okay? Okay, open the door and let the guests in. ”

Zhang Wenshun was stunned for a moment, tilted his shoulders and complained, "My father is testing the water for the bathhouse?" ”

"It's powerful! A bunch of people listen to him! "Ahh

"How big is this?"

"It's amazing, people don't live in vain all their lives by eating, drinking, and having fun. To be honest, the old Zhang family usually spends money and looks dizzy. ”

Wang Yunfei held the steering wheel with both hands, swaying from side to side, "In the early years, the first person to drive a private car was Mr. Zhang's father, was it possible to have a private car in those years?" It's impossible, but it's the first one in their family. ”

"We have it at home."

"The steering wheels are all pure silver, and the steering wheels you see are round, and the other ones are long, and there is a handle bent down at the end, and there are two rubber covers.

Open up, tuk tuk tuk ~~"

Zhang Wenshun watched the child perform and pointed with his hand, "You said this is a dog support...... Walk-behind tractor! "Ahh

Hahahaha!

Meaning~~

The old man snorted coldly.

The audience was instantly happy.

It's more fun than baggage.

Laugh a little bit.

Even Wang Yunfei is the same, the audience has already coaxed, it is impossible for him to sit idly by, looking at the old man, "This is my special, don't be nervous, you can't even speak!" "Ahh

Zhang Wenshun couldn't help laughing, the mouth scoop was uncontrollable for the actor, and continued to repeat, "This is called a walk-behind tractor!" ”

"If you have domestic production, you have more identity! More than a car, Yanjing's first mobile phone. Wang Yunfei pointed to his grandfather, "His father's." ”

"That's right."

"At that time, it was unthinkable to use a mobile phone, of course, it was not as small as Rockia and Motorola now, like a brick."

"Yes!" Zhang Wenshun raised his hand and gestured for dozens of centimeters, "It's probably so big." ”

"I have to carry a small bag, but I can only carry it like this when I am calm."

Lifting things and crooking his shoulders, Wang Yunfei turned into the same appearance as the old man, and the audience was very happy to watch. Diaphragm

Zhang Wenshun patted the child's shoulder next to him and added, "That's how my shoulder is pressed." ”

"It's all mobile phones that have fallen, and I'm carrying them out! Wherever he goes, he still shows off, and when he calls, he holds his head high. ”

Wang Yunfei picked up the fan on the table and leaned it to his ear as a phone, "Yes, I am Zhang Wenshun's father!" My name is Zhang Xiaoshun, hello! ”

"That's the name."

"Hello? Feed? The signal is not good, can you hear it? ”

While playing Wang Yunfei, he began to move around the stage, in front of the stage for a while, and behind the stage for a while, but he couldn't hear it, so he sat directly on the stage.

This sat down and barely heard clearly, "Eh, I can hear a little, please tell me, what is it?" Oh, made a mistake? "Ahh

"Harm!" Zhang Wenshun waved his hand, "Isn't this a blind toss?"

Wang Yunfei got up and returned to the microphone, "It's so rich!" Not to mention mobile phones, just the hats we wear in winter now, if anyone has a hat of a sea dragon, it must be worth a lot of money. ”

Zhang Wenshun leaned on the table and nodded, "It's not cheap." ”

"Mr. Zhang's father's hat is 10,000 times stronger than the sea dragon's, and the hat worn by the old man is jade."

"Emerald? Can it be warm? ”

"The key is that he wants that color, clear and green, and his brain is green. Later, the relevant departments had a rule that you can't let your father stand under the traffic light, otherwise it will disrupt the traffic and the two will have a green light. ”

"You can't stay there all the time, this hat, let's go home first and see if there's anything wrong." Diaphragm

Zhang Wenshun still likes to break his mouth, Wang Yunfei pretended to be an expression, "I don't understand what you are saying." ”

"If you look at your master, you'll understand."

Hahahahaha!

Suddenly, the audience was overwhelmed by the old man, and the same was true for Wang Yunfei, their words could not be right sentence by sentence, what to say.

Taking a deep breath, Wang Yunfei continued, "Don't talk about hats!" The most remarkable thing is that your father wears a watch, and anyone with a little money knows that this watch is a symbol of status. ”

"Yes! What's wrong with my dad? ”

patted his wrist, Wang Yunfei said in a loud voice, "Others wear watches and wear them together, and your father wears a rope around his waist, and he wears a string of them!" "Ahh

"How do you wear it?"

"Wear it from the left: wear a gold shell cover, a silver shell cover, a copper shell cover, an iron shell cover, a gold three needles, a silver three needle, a double clip, a single clip, Ulliwen, Hendry, Oumeiga, Rolex, Youwei, Liwei, Yin Wei, Bowei, Bodi holding a small alarm watch in his left hand, a music box in his right hand, a large grandfather clock on his head and a hanging watch, a child and mother clock around his neck, and a quartz electronic watch in his mouth.

After a small passage, Zhang Wenshun was directly unwelcome, "This is obviously moving for the watch shop!" ”

"How do you know?"

"I know it all!

! ”

The bottom of the reverse is given.

Wang Yunfei and Zhang Wenshun took three steps back and bowed off the stage. Diaphragm

They turned to leave, and the audience made a lot of noise.

Because the old audience can see it, this section is not as long as before, maybe it is for the sake of the old man's body, but he can't help but like it.

Still shouting and clapping.

"Oh!

Good! One more! ”

"One more!"

"One more! Yunfei, the old man has another one! ”

…… Diaphragm

In the lively voice, Zhang Wenshun actually didn't feel too tired, and he was tired for a long time.

If he had been standing for a long time, he would have had a little back pain, and he had to prop his hands on the table, but now he is fine.

There are no big problems with the legs, feet and waist, and they can cope with it for a while.

So he glanced at the child, "Let's talk about it for a while!" ”

"No problem! I'll sing a little song, and you can rest more. ”

"No, you don't! I'll be okay, let's do a little bit! ”