Chapter 306: Our Old Hen Is Two Years Younger Than My Mother!

On a huge stage.

The actor can hear the restlessness of the audience.

The more restless they are, the more they can feedback information, so that they can find the state of the big scene, after all, it is the first time, and they are pondering while acting.

Even if Li Jingjing was like this, he hurriedly spoke, "Won't I say it?" Why don't you eat it? ”

"Anyway, you don't care about the food and drinks, I will arrange it for you to ensure that you are satisfied." Wang Yunfei smiled, and then changed his words, "The staple food, let's eat dumplings?" ”

"Okay, just make dumplings."

"Tomorrow at nine o'clock in the morning?"

Li Jing nodded his head, "Nine o'clock? OK! ”

"I'll pick you up at nine o'clock."

"Where am I waiting?"

"That's it, let's not see each other."

"No problem." After a series of promises, Li Jing suddenly reacted and said, "If you don't disperse, then I won't come." ”

Wang Yunfei smiled and changed his words, "See you or leave, it's settled." Now you say yours, I'll go back. ”

"Let's go."

The voice fell.

As soon as he turned around, he left the stage, and Li Jing looked at the audience below and said happily, "He's really interesting, he invited me to dinner as soon as he came up, and I'll eat him tomorrow." ”

"Wait a minute." Before he could take a few steps, Wang Yunfei came back abruptly, his tone a little embarrassed, "Why don't we eat dumplings." ”

"How?"

"It's too much trouble to make dumplings!" Wang Yunfei lowered his head and kept performing actions on the stage, "Stuffing, noodles, rolling skin, wrapping, cooking!" There's nothing left to cook, and there's no time to chat.

Eat something else. ”

Saying this, Li Jing looked at his partner and agreed, "Then what else to eat?" ”

"Eat the craving, stew meat pancakes, and get five catties of beef." Wang Yunfei stretched out his hand and finally let out a sigh.

"Five pounds? So much? ”

"Five pounds of mutton."

"Ouch!"

"A fat hen is a pound of chestnuts, this is called beef stew in a casserole, and braised chestnut chicken!"

The more he listened, the happier he became, and Li Jing praised, "Wow, that's great." ”

"Let's drink some coffee after eating, and we can get rid of greasy! Just eat beef stew and chestnut chicken? ”

"No problem."

"I have an old hen at home, so big." Wang Yunfei gestured with his hands the size of a basketball, "It's fat, but it's a little old." ”

"Old?"

"It's okay to be old, slaughter it tonight, stew it for half a night, I believe it will rot."

Hearing Bansu, Li Jing gasped, and his big eyes were stunned, "How many years have you raised this old hen?" ”

"How many years? Oops......" Wang Yunfei began to recall, "Anyway, according to my grandmother, our old hen is two years younger than my mother!" If you want to talk about it, I have to call it Auntie! In order to invite you to dinner, my relative does not want it. ”

"Good fellows! Keep this aunt yourself, I'm afraid I'll be locked up if I eat it! ”

Hahahaha!

As soon as the actors performed on the stage, the audience below couldn't help but laugh.

This cross talk was originally a very traditional one, and the funny performance was a state of slamming the door, saying that he was inviting a guest but didn't want to invite at all.

It needs to go back and forth like this.

Then withdraw all the things you want to ask for. And with the passage of time, it finally came to the final name of the dish.

"When you arrive at the restaurant, I invite you to eat a full Han banquet! There are steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, sauce chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, dried meat, sausage, assorted Su Paner, smoked chicken white belly, steamed eight treasure pig, Jiangmi stuffed duck......

Chrysanthemum pot, chowder pot, boiled pot, diced pork spicy sauce, fried shredded pork, fried pork slices, braised sauerkraut, braised cabbage, braised peas, stewed lentils, edamame, fried cowpeas, plus pickled cabbage.

Just ask if you like to eat or not. ”

"I love to eat! Let's go eat. ”

"I don't have any money."

"In vain!"

The voice fell.

Wang Yunfei and Li Jing stepped back for a walk and bowed off the stage.

stepped down and stepped down, but the audience gave a lot of applause.

is for this cross talk, and it is also for this piece of teasing.

The Grand Theater with a capacity of 1,800 people.

Just rely on the mouth to say, when the breath is unstable and the mouth is not good, how can the audience listen comfortably and clearly.

And Wang Yunfei's paragraph was heard clearly by everyone at the scene.

So the audience is really willing to give applause.

At the same time, it is precisely because of this paragraph.

Hou Yaowen and the others once again saw that they were good, their skills were really solid, and these old guys were comfortable listening to them, and they couldn't find anything wrong.

But this time, I unexpectedly didn't discuss anything, because my heart was like Spiegel, and I knew that the talent was here.

Needless to say.

"Grandpa, we're done performing."

When they got off the stage and replaced another pair of actors, Wang Yunfei definitely had to come over and say to his grandfather, and he could be regarded as an achievement in this performance.

As for the performance feeling, there must be something, that is, the nerves need to be much tighter than in the small theater, don't look at him just now in the eyes of outsiders, amazing.

In fact, there is also some fine sweat on the forehead, because the whole speech state and action are all selling strength.

Not to mention paying attention to the audience's expressions and feedback all the time, which is very laborious, and it is not very useful for small theaters, because these people from small theaters quickly know what they like to listen to.

So it was very easy to perform, but today is different.

And what else can Hou Yaowen say, the whole cross talk is okay, and there are even very good places, so he let him rest after a while.

He himself was chatting with others in the background.

A child who talks is also a conversation, and it is very remarkable to be so young at this age, and it is normal to say that forty or fifty years old is like this.

But the child is different, he is only eighteen, and he only starts to learn when he is an ordinary actor.

Therefore, Rao is Shishengjie and Hou Yaohua also took a few topics.

There is no contradiction between the latter and Guo Degang now, and the only big contradiction is nothing more than the death of Hou Yaowen in the future and earning an inheritance.

And at the time of their words.

When the Master came.

There was nothing to hide between them, so they spoke directly.

"It's good overall, but you can see that it's deliberately serious and discouraged, and this state is right at the beginning.

The audience has just entered the theater, and the actors need to attract attention in this way.

However, if you want to perform other scenes, you need to change, such as playing the third or fourth scene, and this momentum must be completely removed.

Because the audience has entered the atmosphere of listening to cross talk at this time, what is needed is not your deliberate attraction, but the steadfastness and casualness of your own performance.

Even if it's hanging now, it's good.

You can do that, so next time if you are really scheduled to be a non-opening session, remember to do so.

What occasion to say what occasion, and even what kind of cross talk to say in what scene. ”

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