Chapter 315: Zhang Wenshun, Do You Love It?

In the midst of the welcome.

Wang Yunfei took two juniors to the stage.

From left to right are Wang Yunfei, Kong Deshui, and Yue Longgang.

And the bodies of the two in the back are a little sideways, half facing the state of their own elder brother.

Anyone who talks about cross talk can't face the audience in an all-round way, and it has always been half facing the audience and half facing the audience.

As for the cross talk "Painting Fan"!

It stands to reason that it is the right mouth, but other groups are similar to "Wine Order" and the like, and they are difficult to say, so it is easiest to change this to a group mouth.

"Thank you! This is today's second program, the audience familiar with the actors who performed just now is too familiar, our Taiping lyrics old artist Zhang Yunlei! ”

Say this.

The audience laughed when they heard it, either they had a laugh, or they listened to cross talk a lot.

Just seeing a funny actor makes me feel good.

"Zhang Yunlei is my junior brother, and he is young! And the two next to me are more faceless, but they are also my junior brothers, one is called Kong Deshui and the other is called Yue Longgang! ”

Hearing the senior brother introduce himself, the two of them hurriedly bowed to the audience again.

The audience was not stingy and gave a little applause.

However, everyone can see that the state of the three people is supported by Wang Yunfei, and it is obvious that the spirit is the standard for an actor.

And the students who have just come to the stage do not have that feeling, and they will be a little timid.

Because of this.

Guo Degang, who also came to the door, sighed slowly, "I have to pick a simple one, otherwise the group of three people, I'm afraid that Xiaoyue and Xiaosan will talk about chaos." ”

"Don't worry."

Gao Feng was also beside him, but he was very confident in being a senior brother, because he saw them backstage, so he spoke again.

"Yunfei picks things very well, this paragraph is mainly manifested in Yunfei, they cooperate, it shouldn't be a problem."

The voice fell.

A few people don't talk much.

Let's see how a few people act.

And after bowing.

Wang Yunfei spoke again, looking at Kong Deshui in the middle.

"He may be familiar with him, and he is a little better at penetration, which means that he has a clean mouth. It's not easy, if you want to be clean, you either have to practice or inherit your talent.

I've met his dad, and his dad says it well. ”

"That's right!" Kong Deshui agreed.

"I don't know his father, his father's name is Yue Longgang! Right? ”

"What the hell!"

Kong Deshui stretched out his hand and pulled his brother, and the audience below was instantly happy, although he didn't know Yue Longgang very well, but the word Yue Longgang had just been introduced.

And Yue Yunpeng also listened to his senior brother's words backstage, and now he doesn't need to show more, when he hears the lines, he just nods vigorously on the edge.

This nodded vigorously, and to be honest, it was a little harder, and the point was like a chicken pecking rice.

But the effect is not bad.

In the midst of laughter, Kong Deshui opened his mouth and pointed at Yue Longgang, "My father has the same name as him?" I won't say the name first, why the surname is not the same. ”

"Harm!" Wang Yunfei waved his hand, "I remember wrong, I can't tell the difference." ”

"Is there anything you can't tell? The surnames are all different. ”

"His father is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, there is no such thing as impossible! Especially when he writes a word and draws a fan, his father is the best. ”

Yue Longgang also followed at this time, "He is a metropolis, I have seen it." ”

"Yes, all of us juniors have seen his dad backstage. When I was young, I just painted a fan for people, and I couldn't draw it if I couldn't do it when I was older. ”

Kong Deshui wondered, "What does it have to do with legs and feet?" ”

"You want to!" Wang Yunfei looked at the audience, "As soon as he paints a fan, everyone runs, as long as he can catch one, he can paint it for you, and now he can't catch people if his legs and feet are not good."

However, once Yue Longgang took the initiative to ask him to paint, but he unexpectedly did not give him a painting. ”

"How?" Kong Deshui asked again.

As soon as he asked, Yue Long just replied to the side, "I want him to draw a self-portrait of me, he said that my face is too big to fit a fan, and I have to find five fans to paint together, which is too expensive."

He also said that I might as well paint a cake! ”

Hahahaha!

The audience was happy, and this music made Yue Longgang's heart beat wildly next to him, because it was the first time he spoke to amuse the audience.

Instant joy.

And Guo Degang in the side curtain was also amused by this thing, and it could be seen that Yunfei, the child, really taught words and things in order to take them.

It's a pity that Xiao Yue's expression and tone are not too in place, otherwise there would be more than one laughter.

But the effect is there.

Wang Yunfei opened his mouth at this time, and then pointed to Kong Deshui, "Let's just say how much his father loves painting fans."

Standing on the street with a pen every day and shouting everywhere, I'll draw one for you? I'll draw one for you?

One day when they came to me, I knelt down with a puff, please don't draw. ”

Kong Deshui: "Why are you still kneeling?" ”

"Is this painting going to work? He snatched the fan I just bought. ”

Playing the role, Wang Yunfei picked up the fan on the table and opened it, looked down at the fan and said, "Okay, you're not bad!" I'll draw one for you! ”

Yue Longgang: "Want to paint?" ”

"Do you think I can refuse? It's not good to save face, people are elders in the end. I don't understand the point, but I ask, what do you draw?

As soon as I said that Kong Deshui's father was happy. ”

Wang Yunfei looked at the fan again, "Do you love the beauty?" ”

At this point, Kong Deshui hurriedly stretched out his hand and gave a thumbs up, "This is what my father is good at." ”

"Who do I ask? He said to draw you a slow jade! ”

Zhang Slowyu Now people know that a very popular female star, what can the big man make up for the first time when he sits below.

Yue Longgang sighed, "She is very beautiful, she is a beauty." ”

Wang Yunfei nodded, "Yes!" I said how long you will take.

He said a month, and after a month I went, and I asked if I could paint it?

The old man took out his fan! ”

Looking at the fan again, Wang Yunfei's eyes narrowed slightly, and he slowly wanted to give something in his mouth with a hint of inquiry, "Zhang Wenshun, do you love it?" ”

Hahaha!

Suddenly, this joke completely exploded in the theater, and the voices came out one by one.

"Good fellow, I've heard this before, and the person who says it is different every time! But it's the first time I've heard Zhang Slow Yu become Zhang Wenshun! ”

"It's so happy, it's really Guo Degang, the big apprentice, who is amused."

"The sense of the picture suddenly came, how can this be painted by Zhang Wenshun."

……

The audience is having fun.

Guo Degang, Gao Feng, Wang Yao and others are even more so, because Zhang Wenshun is too familiar with them, so they are very happy like the audience.

Yu Qian hurriedly pinched his cigarette after hearing the movement, even Wang Hai was about the same, but unfortunately he found that this burden was over.

Only laughter remains.

"Well, I knew I wouldn't smoke."