Chapter 4 Yellow Skins Who Complained to the Martial Arts Association

"Well, this gentleman, I just didn't hear clearly."

"Can you repeat it again?"

Wiped the corners of his mouth.

Zhou Tiansheng's face became strange.

"I'll say it again! I'm not a sir! ”

"Name, Wong Tai Sin."

"Age, six hundred years old."

"Gender, unincarnated, don't know."

The voice on the other end of the line became high-pitched.

There seems to be some anger.

"This, uh, Mr. Huang, please be serious."

"This is the Martial Arts Association!"

Zhou Tiansheng coughed a few times, and a serious expression changed on his face.

Talking into the phone, he spoke in a low voice.

"I'm not kidding!"

"Also, I'm Wong Tai Sin, not surnamed Wong!"

"Believe it or not, I'm complaining about you!"

On the other end of the phone, there was an angry yell.

"Uh, then this Mr. Wong Tai Sin, are you an animal essence?"

"A weasel?"

"A spirit?"

Zhou Tiansheng's face was a little weird.

"Yes!"

"I am Wong Tai Sin who has cultivated for six hundred years!"

On the other end of the phone, a proud tone came.

"Since you're a spirit."

"Isn't it a bit ...... to complain to the Martial Arts Association?"

Zhou Tiansheng's face became more and more weird.

It should be an abnormal thing for a spirit to complain to the martial arts association, right?

Right?

"What's wrong with the spirits?"

"You're discriminating against spirits?"

"Is there a rule that spirits can't complain to the Martial Arts Association?"

"And I'm the essence of the Great Xia Kingdom, why can't I complain to the Great Xia Kingdom Martial Arts Association?"

"Believe it or not, I'm suing you?"

Zhou Tiansheng's last words were not finished.

It was interrupted by a roar coming from the other end of the phone.

Hear this.

Zhou Tiansheng thought about it.

It seems that there is indeed no rule that says that spirits cannot complain to the martial arts association.

But here's the thing.

A spirit complains about a martial artist to the Martial Arts Association?

It's weird.

Zhou Tiansheng has lived for more than 40 years, and it is the first time he has encountered this situation.

“...... What do you have to complain about? ”

He took a deep breath and suppressed the absurd thoughts in his heart.

Zhou Tiansheng put on a serious expression.

"Wong Tai Sin begged for a seal, you know, right?"

"Today happens to be the day I ask for the seal."

Hearing this, Zhou Tiansheng nodded.

He did know what Wong Tai Sin meant by begging for seals.

"Because I had a compatriot before who was fooled in a foreign language when I was asking for a seal, I missed the precedent of asking for a seal."

"So I deliberately went abroad to study abroad for hundreds of years, and for this, I mastered many Chinese."

I heard that proud tone on the phone.

Zhou Tiansheng didn't hold back on the spot.

"Poof!" With a bang, another sip of tea erupted.

"What are you laughing at?"

On the other end of the phone, a dissatisfied voice came.

"No, I didn't laugh, it was an accident."

"I'm a professional, I don't laugh."

Zhou Tiansheng wiped the corners of his mouth and opened his mouth seriously.

Wong Tai Sin, who studied abroad and also mastered many Chinese.

It's outrageous.

"Then I also know that some of my compatriots have been fooled by some black-hearted humans and turned into beast-eared girls who wear hey silk."

"So, in order to be able to successfully ask for the seal, I won't be like those compatriots."

"I went to work for a long time and made a lot of money."

"On the day of the confession, I threw all the wealth away in front of that person and signaled to him that as long as he helped me become enlightened, the money would be his."

The more Zhou Tiansheng listened, the more outrageous he felt.

Is this still a Wong Tai Sin who can bribe?

Are you sure it's not a human wearing a yellow sin skin?

"Sure enough, at first, the human was just as I thought, trying to fool me in English."

"Fortunately, I am shrewd and have mastered many Chinese languages in advance."

"After I saw through it, that human actually tried to ask me a question."

"I thought about it, who am I, Huang Daxian who has cultivated for hundreds of years, I'm afraid of this?"

"So, I agreed."

"The result! That human being! ”

On the other end of the phone, an angry voice came.

"That human actually asked me, how many pi are there!"

"What's the problem!"

On the other end of the phone, an angry roar.

and the eccentricity on Zhou Tiansheng's face, which is in stark contrast.

"After I asked him to change it, the human agreed."

"And then! That human actually asked me what is the meaning of human life! ”

Listen to the angry growl on the other end of the phone.

Zhou Tiansheng felt that it was too painful to hold back and not laugh.

"Of course I can't answer, I'll let that human change again."

"Then, the human asked me what the idiom was at the beginning of the two words!"

Hearing this unusually angry sentence.

Zhou Tiansheng forcibly suppressed his stronger and stronger smile.

"And then?"

Zhou Tiansheng spoke.

"With the IQ of this great immortal, I must have found out that human being is playing tricks on me!"

"So under my coercion, the human finally agreed to me and changed to another problem."

Hear that.

Zhou Tiansheng was a little curious.

"That human actually, actually, actually!"

"Ask me, do I believe in light?"

On the other end of the phone, continue to speak.

This sentence fell.

"Poof!"

Zhou Tiansheng couldn't hold back any longer, and squirted the tea in his mouth again.

"Laugh what a laugh!"

"I'm telling you a very serious fact!"

The voice on the other end of the line was angry.

"No, no, it's just that the news came from the hospital just now that my wife gave birth to a big fat boy for me."

"What do you have to complain about?"

Zhou Tiansheng wiped the corners of his mouth and spoke in a low voice.

Forcibly let yourself hold back a laugh.

"Since that human asked me that, of course I answered that I believed it."

"I'm Wong Tai Sin who has been cultivating for six hundred years, and I'm not stupid."

"Who knows, the human then asked me, I don't believe there is an Ultraman in this world."

"I'm stupid!"

"How can Ultraman really exist in this world?"

"When my Wong Tai Sin IQ doesn't exist?"

The tone on the other end of the line grew more and more high-pitched.

"Then of course I don't believe it!"

"Who would believe that there is Ultraman in this world!"

"Result, result, result!"

"That human actually pulled out a god light stick!"

That's all he said.

Zhou Tiansheng couldn't hold back anymore.

I just drank it, and slowly a large sip of tea squirted out.

"What I said is true!"

"A warrior who is full of nonsense, you don't want to investigate?"

"What if he's mentally ill?"

"You're just going to let a mentally ill warrior stay in human society?"

"Maintaining social order, isn't it what your martial arts association should do?"

An urging voice came from the other end of the line.

Listen closely, and the pride of the treacherous plan.

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say."

"If what you're saying is true, I'll check it out."

"Thank you for such an enthusiastic report."

Zhou Tiansheng hung up the phone with a strange face.

He was ready to go and see for himself.

A person who can scare Wong Tai Sin, who has been cultivating for six hundred years, like that.

What kind of person will it be?

Zhou Tiansheng was a little curious.