Volume 1 Chapter 95 Huang Da's nirvana
Bai Qiuran took the pile of money with a tangled face.
He felt like crying a little.
Did Gao Xu really treat him as Pixiu?
"I want to open it."
"To be a human being, you must have lofty goals."
"Think about what you'll be able to see later?"
Gao Xu patted Bai Qiuran on the shoulder and spoke with a serious face.
Hearing this, Bai Qiuran was stunned.
Then, his eyes lit up and looked at Gao Xu.
"That's right."
Gao Xu nodded with satisfaction.
I think this bowl of chicken soup works very well.
A few minutes later.
"Boss, no."
"I've broken several baseball bats, and these white turtles still won't move."
At this moment, Huang Da's voice came.
Following the sound, Gao Xu looked at Huang Da and the bent baseball bat in his hand.
I was stunned for a moment.
"It's okay, Huang Da, you have to believe in your own strength."
"Take out your nirvana."
Coming back to his senses, Gao Xu spoke lightly.
I spent so much grudge value before, how can I not earn it back?
Don't move, right? Perform a special move!
With that, Gao Xu took out a gas mask.
After distributing it to everyone, it was very decisively put on.
The next moment.
"Special move - Fragrance overflows!"
"Poof! Burst! Burst! Poof!"
One earth-shattering sound after another.
With puffs of yellowish gas circulating around.
"it!"
"Huang Da, your nirvana is useless?"
Gao Xu looked at the white floating turtle in front of him, which was still motionless, and exclaimed.
Even the knock on the door was stunned by Huang Da's fart.
Now, the white floating turtle is actually immune to Huang Da's fart?
Is the white floating turtle so awesome?
"Boss, it's useless."
"They're too strong."
Huang Da opened his mouth with an aggrieved face.
Its special move actually failed.
This took a deep hit to its pride.
Gao Xu didn't answer.
He was thinking about a question.
In the end, the psychological endurance of the white floating turtle is too strong.
Or have been lazy to the extreme.
Even the stench can't stop you from lying down?
"Huang Da, go on!"
Gao Xu gritted his teeth.
took out a handful of blades that flashed cold and looked extremely sharp and threw them to Huang Da.
A real man has to rise to the challenge.
How can you give up because of this setback?
As Huang Da caught the blade, Gao Xu took out a huge iron pot.
"Since they won't move, they must be useless."
"Tonight, we'll add dinner and eat Wang Ba hot pot."
Gao Xu put the iron pot on the ground.
Speak loudly to Huang.
......
Half an hour later.
As the water in the iron pot heated and boiled, Huang Da took out a large handful of seasonings and put them in.
Until the aroma overflows.
"Damn, you don't even have a response to this?"
Gao Xu looked at the white floating turtle that was still motionless.
For the first time, I felt a little skeptical about life.
Especially the white floating turtle glanced at Gao Xu's gaze.
made Gao Xu feel that he was despised.
"You're not even afraid of that, are you?"
Gao Xu was angry from his heart, his eyes were fierce, and his teeth were gritted.
Pulled out a couple of earplugs from his arms, and a huge megaphone.
"Huang Da, use the second special move!"
"I don't believe it!"
After throwing the earbuds to everyone, Gao Xu looked at Huang Da and spoke very seriously.
"Boss, isn't this okay?"
"In case ......"
Huang Da's face was very solemn.
"It's okay, we'll protect ourselves."
"I'll leave it to you."
Gao Xu patted Huang Da on the shoulder.
The face is solemn.
"Boss, I see."
"But you must protect yourselves."
Huang Da saw Gao Xu's expression and nodded vigorously.
He added with a solemn expression.
Forthwith.
In the puzzled eyes of Bai Qiuran and others.
Huang Da walked to the side of the loudspeaker and took a few deep breaths.
The next moment.
"Love ...... When You Die"
"The great river flows eastward......
"You smell of his perfume......
The sound of ghosts crying and wolf howls shouted out from Huang Da's mouth.
[Resentment value from the White Floating Turtle +6666]
[Resentment value from the White Floating Turtle +6666]
Sound waves drift between heaven and earth.
One by one, the white floating turtles foamed at the mouth, and their forelimbs covered their ears desperately, as if they had encountered a great enemy of life and death.
As Huang Da sings, the more emotional he becomes.
One by one, the white floating turtles couldn't hold back anymore and rolled on the ground.
The forelimbs were still covering their ears and foaming at the mouth.
......
"! Is that okay?"
Bai Qiuran, who was hiding a few kilometers away, watched all this in amazement.
Just now, Gao Xu handed them the earbuds and asked them to run as far as they wanted.
They thought it was something.
Unexpectedly, everything that happened in front of them shattered their three views.
"Gao Xu, when will Huang Da learn to sing?"
Fei Zixuan asked curiously.
looked at the yellow skin in front of him who was singing affectionately with a megaphone.
It's strange that she doesn't feel a sense of disobedience.
Gao Xu didn't speak.
His eyes were firmly fixed on Huang Da in front of him.
is calculating the value of their own extra grievances.
"Gao Xu, what do I ask you?"
Concubine Zixuan opened her mouth dissatisfied.
What do you mean by drooling while ignoring me?
Gao Xu still didn't speak.
I couldn't take my eyes off the scenes that were happening in front of me.
"Gao Xu! Can you respect me?"
Concubine Zixuan couldn't hold back anymore and yelled.
Forget it if you ignore me, you still look at Huang Da drooling.
The old lady is not enough to have a yellow skin attractive, right?
You're handsome, and you've always protected us, so that's why you can ignore us?
"Calm down, calm down."
"Maybe Brother Xu, he's scared stupid?"
"After all, who would have thought that Huang Da's second special move was singing?"
Bai Qiuran wiped his cold sweat and hurriedly stood up to be a peacemaker.
"I don't think so."
Zhou Qingyi glanced at Bai Qiuran.
looked at Gao Xu thoughtfully.
Immediately, in the puzzled eyes of Bai Qiuran and others.
Zhou Qingyi slowly walked next to Gao Xu.
"Gao Xu, Concubine Zixuan and I wore hey silk today."
Zhou Qingyi exhaled like an orchid, and her voice was very soft and soft.
"What's the trouble?"
"What kind of person is Gao Xu?
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"That's my idol, and although he doesn't have much conscience, he must be a righteous man."
Lu Dachao shook his head disdainfully.
After that, he sneered.
The next moment.
In Lu Dachao's stunned gaze.
"Hey? Where, where?"
"Is there a JK? Is there a cheongsam?"
Gao Xu turned his head and looked at Lu Dachao and the others with a curious expression.
Bai Qiuran, Lu Dachao, Zhou Qingyi, Concubine Zixuan: "......"
"Brother Xu, though, can you wipe your saliva?"
Bai Qiuran stood up with a tangled face and spoke kindly.
Even though we're both men, I understand you.
But can you not ask this sentence with drooling?