Look at the sincerity and sincerity on the priest's face.

Gao Xu nodded.

"The road is there, and it's never too late to take the step."

"I have an internal quota for the Taoist Temple here, and I will hand it over to you, including food and lodging, and I guarantee that I will learn to use the peachwood sword in one year and the Five Thunder Dao Method in ten years."

"If you're diligent, I can still give you a ticket, thirty years, palm thunder is just a child for you."

"Although you have become a strange and cannot go back to the past, but think about it, becoming the first Taoist priest in history is not more difficult than becoming a priest?"

Gao Xu opened his mouth with words.

Hearing this, the priest nodded his head in confusion.

His heart was shaken.

Especially Gao Xu's last sentence hit the priest's heart.

When the first Taoist priest is treacherous, is he not more treacherous than a priest?

There are so many priests, and I am not lacking.

But the first Taoist priest is treacherous, and it's exciting to think about.

Look at the intense light in the priest's eyes.

"Think about it, if you become a Taoist priest, when you see others in the future, what you say is no longer that the Lord will forgive you, and the Almighty Lord welcomes you."

"It's about telling people why the blue star is so round, why 1+1=2, why people eat, why the sun sets."

"Doesn't it sound a lot taller, isn't it?"

"What do we do all our lives for? Four words, food, clothing, housing and transportation, now on top of meeting this condition, add two more words, forced."

"Isn't it much better than you believe in your so-called Lord?"

"And will the Lord you believe in teach you how to become an angel? What if you become an angel? Is there a way to rank up in heaven?"

"But I'm different, I have a standardized and orderly system, there is room for perfect promotion, and there is a strict and scientific method of cultivating immortals, so that you can be taught every step from foundation building to godhood."

"Think about it, you are still a beginner today, and a hundred years later, you will be the boss of the Transformation Period that everyone admires, isn't it something special?"

"Can your Lord give you these? I can't!"

"Can the Taoist priest give it to you? That's a must!"

"How to choose, do you still have to think about it?"

Gao Xu opened his mouth word by word, and his words were full of sincerity and kindness.

The priest was stunned.

A more and more intense light burst out of his eyes.

There is food and accommodation, and there is room for perfect promotion.

You don't have to be an angel of the lowest status all the time, as you do in heaven.

So what more bikes?

"Such a great opportunity, did you really give it to me?"

The priest spoke with a fiery gaze.

"Look at the look in your eyes, you doubt that no one can doubt me."

"Do you know that outside, others call me honest and trustworthy Xiaolangjun?"

"Do you think I dislike you because you're weird? I'm the most helpful person, especially when I get people out of the way."

"Brother, this is an invitation from that Taoist temple, don't say anything, I'm optimistic about you!"

Gao Xu spoke very sincerely.

With that, he took out an invitation from his bosom and handed it to the priest.

Looking at the invitation in hand.

The priest was a little moved.

"Brother, I'm sorry for you, I still doubt you, I deserve to die!"

The priest looked at Gao Xu with a guilty expression.

"Where is the unwavering trust, I understand? It's just the purest sincerity."

Gao Xu grinned.

"Brother, I wanted to eat you just now, I deserve to die!"

A line of tears crossed the priest's face.

"I understand, too

Yes, you are weird, I am a human being, the most basic mutual understanding is just the most basic, don't take it to heart."

Gao Xu opened his mouth kindly.

"Brother, don't say anything, you are so good to me, you will be my best brother in the future, and going against you is against me!"

"When you say that, I really remember that when I was five years old, a man who called himself Jehovah wanted to abduct me."

"! Yahweh's ***! Silly beep! Family ......"

[Jehovah: I**you**]

Gao Xu didn't know that fooling a god stick and scolding God would not give him a wave of resentment.

But seeing that there is not a large number of changes in the value of resentment.

Gao Xu was still a little disappointed.

Looking at the angry priest with an angry expression, Gao Xu thought about it.

"Brother, this weird museum is said to be dangerous, can you show me the bottom?"

"Well, brother, that's ......."

"Brother, to tell you the truth, I have a terminal illness called anti-Stockholm syndrome, which is manifested in the fact that I will subconsciously see everyone I have met as a special individual, and then say inexplicable things."

"Why don't I understand? Brother, can you tell me more about it?"

"In layman's terms, it's the old six syndrome, I suspect I'm in the advanced stage, you see, my hands are shaking now, alas."

"Damn, what's the solution? Brother, you have to hold on."

"Yes, even if I use the Five Thunder Dao Method and split you eight hundred and one thousand times, it should be able to alleviate it, but ......

"What's the hesitation? Brother, you have helped me so much, can I see death and not save me? Come on, isn't it just a split? I can bear it, don't worry!"

"Brother, I'm so moved, then you bear with me, and you should help me."

"No problem! Oh! Bang! Syllable! ......」

An hour later, Gao Xu looked at the unconscious priest lying on the ground.

"Huang Da, throw him into the sack."

Gao Xu turned his head, looked at the stunned Huang Da, and spoke lightly.

......

Gao Xu has always felt.

As a qualified sixth child, you must be knowledgeable and talented.

Including but not limited to cheating, deception.

And the so-called flickering.

It is to let a big man be willing to wear women's clothes, let a monk eat meat, and let a penguin go to the equator for sun bathing.

And let a priest with a pious heart believe and help himself to curse God.

That's just getting started.

Gao Xu has been working hard.

"Dude, I think, as a knight, we should hold on to the momentum, think about it, is your whole body armor domineering, or is your sundress appearance more eye-catching?"

"Brother, I have to say, your hanging trick is an insult to the word weird, where is the horror atmosphere? What's the use of your tongue sticking out so long? It's useless to add a neck? It's okay to practice more tongue tying the Great Xia knot."

"Eldest sister, who are you scaring about? Drowning trick is you like this? What about water? What about looming? Bad review! Burning to death is more talented than you, so why don't you go to my house at night and I'll teach you?"

"! Monk treacherous? Huang Da, give him a whole sheep feast, what, don't eat meat? The pattern is small, if you don't eat meat, how can it reflect the preciousness of your eating meat? You haven't eaten meat, how do I know if you really don't eat meat?"