When the three of us turned our heads to leave, we spit out one word in unison, "." ”

Watching the excitement is worthy of the fine tradition of the Chinese nation, just in the short two or three minutes just now, there were at least 100 people around.

Pointing at us, saying that we have lost our conscience or something, and we don't know what the situation is, just pointing at us is also a characteristic of our Chinese nation, right?

"me out." Jiang Gang yelled and directly repelled these people, and unconsciously opened his way with us.

the groove.

"Brother Gang, you're too man."

"Brother Gang, you're so amazing."

I said to Zhang Jin one by one.

Jiang Gang laughed dryly and said, "I don't know why, I just shouted it out like that." ’

"Brother Gang, I'm going to give you a monkey." Zhang Jin stuck out his tongue like a special dog.

I kicked at him: "Give birth to a few handfuls of monkeys, be serious." ”

The three of us giggled and walked to a nearby hotel.

As soon as he entered, Zhang Jin yelled: "Bring me ten girls, I'm going to beat ten." After speaking, I asked Jiang Gang how many to fight!

What I didn't expect was that Jiang Gang's face turned red and whispered in Zhang Jin's ear: "Brother Zhang, I just want nine, I can't beat ten." ”

a uzi. I won't talk about Zhang Jin, Jiang Gang's grandson didn't expect to be a sullen person.

I immediately yelled: "Lao Tzu has no money, what do you like?" ”

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Two hours later.

"Wang Bing, I found a serious problem." Zhang Jin said to me shyly.

"What's the matter?" I asked as I picked my teeth.

Zhang Jin: "How much money do you have?" ”

Me: "About 8,000 or more!" ”

Zhang Jin: "Then do you know how much our table of rice costs?" ”

Me: "I don't know. ”

"Seven thousand five." Zhang Jin wiped the sweat from his head.

When I heard this, I quickly took the money out of my pocket and counted it. Exactly eight thousand.

Then I knocked on the table and said, "Brothers, let's leave!" It's getting late. ”

Zhang Jin pretended to look at his phone and said, "It's not early." ”

Then after I checked out at the front desk, we went our separate ways.

I took the only two hundred and twenty-seven left in my hand and looked at this Zhang Jin: "Are you a loser, drinking Mao's beer, and it cost Lao Tzu more than 200." ”

Zhang Jin looked at me with disdain and said, "You didn't drink or what?" It's just that you drink too much, as if you don't want money! "By the way, why do you want to help this person named Jiang Gang?

"Are you stupid? I don't help him get the money to pay the utility bills? Can I have the money to treat you to dinner? I smiled.

"That's right, then why are you still calling Jiang Gang?"

I scratched my head: "According to Zhuang Sanbao's urine, if I don't bring Jiang Gang, Jiang Gang will definitely be falsely accused by Zhuang Sanbao, after all, I used him to target Zhuang Sanbao." ”

"You're black kid! I got seven or eight thousand at once. Zhang Jin smiled.

We took a taxi on the side of the road and went back to the fortune teller!

"Heavenly Star Hall? You drove it? Such a dirty name! Did you take it? Zhang Jin looked at me.

"Didn't I get it, can I think of the name of this dirty?" I said with a clear conscience.

Zhang Jin said in a wandering manner: "I think it is also, I don't know which pen got such a name, alas! ”

Looking at his cheap appearance, I really wanted to draw out the firefall to cut him, and then I gave up this beautiful idea when I thought that after the head of Maoshan was hung up by me, Maoshan would hunt me down all over the world.

After opening the door, Zhang Jin walked straight to the statue of Sanqing in the lobby and picked up a stick of incense. With a flick of his wrist, the pillar of incense was lit and respectfully inserted into the censer.

Then Zhang Jin ran to the bathroom again, took out a rag and wiped the table dedicated to the idol from top to bottom, inside and out.

"Big boss, you are..." I looked at Zhang Jin.

"Master Zu's spiritual platform, how can it be so dirty? You've never cleaned it? Zhang Jin looked at me and said.

"I'm grass, I've been running around since I came out of the Guillotine Valley, how can I have time?" I shrugged helplessly.

Without waiting for him to speak, I said again: "The second room upstairs is yours, Li Changqing's grandson used to live, and there is no need to go out to buy everything in it." With that, I went upstairs and opened the door, went into the house, and threw myself on the bed.

It's still your own nest, and no matter how good the place you live, it's not as comfortable as your own humble house.

When I woke up, I looked at my watch, and it was half past seven.

After thinking about it, I'm idle today anyway, so let's just go to school and have a look, I haven't seen those little bunnies for a long time, and I really miss them a little.

I got up and washed up, and then squeezed the bus.

Forty minutes later, I was standing in front of our class. Still opened the door with one foot.

With a "boom", the muffled sound of the classroom door hitting the wall startled everyone.

But when everyone saw that it was me, there was almost a smile on their faces.

Can they not laugh when they are paralyzed? When I was there, I didn't care about them at all, and there were also people who ate hot pot in class, although I took the lead.

"Damn, big brother, what are you doing here? Disappeared for so long. "One of the thorns in our class, Huang Jie, yelled at me.

I called them brothers and sisters when I was there, but they were also most afraid of me, after all, the headmaster had to nod to me.

There are a total of six thorns in our class, and since I took over, I have taken away two by thunderous means, and now there are still Huang Jie, Gu Tianyue, Zhang Kai, and Shen Peng, known as the four villains. Of course, I still scoff at this title. The Four Wicked Ones? Why don't you call it the four big comics?

"Lao Tzu saved the world, what the hell, you don't know how dangerous it is..." As I spoke, I sat down on a chair on the podium and told them about my experience.

Of course, they should all listen to the story, and I am happy to do so, after all, if they really believe me and let me take them to hell, and I don't go, how much will it hurt my prestige?

"Huh~ Teacher, your NB is a bit big! Also bat spirits? Why don't you say that the Buddha is your iron buddy? Hahaha" Another prickly head in our class laughed and said, this person's name is Gu Tianyue, and he is the son of a certain boss.

"Xiao Gu, you're wrong, Mr. Wang pretending to be a b, you always dismantle his stage, isn't this deliberately making him unable to get off the stage?" Shen Peng said with a laugh.

"Okay, Lao Tzu won't be with you bb, I haven't come for so long, Lao Tzu went to see if Zhao Youcheng's old grandson hung up!" After speaking, I twisted my ass and walked towards Zhao Youcheng's office.

This time, I had a lot of experience knocking on the door first.

"Who?" Zhao Youcheng's voice came from inside.

"I, Wang Bing." I responded.

Three minutes later, a female teacher came out of the office in disheveled clothes and glanced at me. Turned around and walked away.

The paralyzed can come out and be a. Are you still afraid that others will find out?

I spat where she was standing, twisted my ass and entered Zhao Youcheng's office.