Chapter 63: Funny Shen Peng
"Kill Mao, am I tired of being crooked or what's wrong? Even if Shen Peng and his grandfather don't come to kill me, I guess the police can sentence me. "I didn't have the heart to say.
"It seems that you still don't understand the particularity of the demon hunting organization, even if you kill someone, even your secretary of the Chongqing Municipal Party Committee has no right to sentence you, you can only be judged by the demon hunting organization, if you really kill him, maybe it may not be fine, after all, that kid is the grandson of the great elder of the cult." Zhang Jin smiled.
This is Shen Pengxing rushing in from the outside and saying, "Who are you killing, Brother Wang, a cult person?" ”
Is paralysis still a cult person! Isn't he himself a cult man? Now there is another cult person here besides him?
I smiled dryly and waved my hand, and then said solemnly: "It's okay, it's okay, Shen Peng, don't tell anyone about me knowing Taoism, including your grandfather, you know?" ”
"I promise not to tell anyone, but Brother Wang, can you teach me Taoism? I actually don't like to learn Gu arts, on the one hand, it's a hassle to make natal Gu, and on the other hand, I don't want to be labeled as a cult person forever. Shen Peng touched his nose and said.
"Good boy, Lao Tzu agreed for him." Before I could speak, Zhang Jin jumped up and patted Shen Peng's shoulder and said.
Shen Peng looked at Zhang Jin and then at me, as if to say: Who is this bad pen?
Seeing the doubt in his eyes, I opened my mouth and said, "This is the current head of Maoshan, Zhang Jin." ”
Unexpectedly, Shen Peng knelt down and said, "The master is above, please bow to the apprentice!" ”
Zhang Jin looked at it, laughed, and then slapped Shen Peng's head and said, "If you follow Wang Bing, you will go farther than following me." Also, I'm only so young, I don't want to take in apprentices so early, and make them the same as how old I am. ”
"Look at my hairstyle, with small eyeliner, don't I just look handsome? Your master called me old, why did you fix it? Right? So you follow Wang Bing! His kid's Dao skills are much more advanced than mine. ”
Shen Peng: "Just that palm can condense the fire?" ”
Zhang Jin smiled and nodded.
"Although it looks stylish, it's still far behind you, master." Shen Peng patted his ass.
Paralyzed, I didn't think Shen Peng was so good at making sycophants and being so funny.
Zhang Jin scratched his hair in embarrassment and said, "Shen boy, it's not buddy, I won't teach you; I am the head of Maoshan, you are a member of the cult, I teach you, it is unreasonable, the people of Maoshan will not agree, and your grandfather will not agree, so why bother? ”
Shen Peng's face froze: "I'm sorry, I was negligent." ”
"Shen boy, I didn't mean that. You..." Zhang Jin looked at me helplessly.
"It's okay Senior Zhang, I understand, if it were me, I would have done the same, I was abrupt just now. Since this is the case, then I will reluctantly follow my teacher to learn Taoism! Shen Peng said lonely.
"Did I teach you? The stinky boy just said that he wouldn't let me teach you, and now he regrets it? If you want to study, you can pay the tuition! I laughed.
As soon as my voice fell, Shen Peng threw out a card and said: "The password is six fours, and there are 100,000 in it, which is considered the first semester of learning, master, what do you think." ”
Paralyzed, worthy of being the grandson of the Great Elder, his shot is generous, thinking of this, I look at Zhang Jin's eyes full of contempt.
The grandson of an elder in his grandmother's family is so generous, you are a special head, poor as a beggar.
Suddenly, Zhang Jin's phone rang.
Zhang Jin looked at the caller ID, frowned, and then pressed answer: "Hey? ”
"Boss, something is wrong, something happened to the Flowing Fire Gourd." I vaguely heard it on the phone.
Zhang Jin's face changed and shouted: "I'll go back and book a ticket for me immediately." Then he hung up.
"What's wrong?" I asked.
"Something happened to the Flowing Fire Gourd, and a youkai escaped." Zhang Jin said with an ugly face.
Isn't he ugly? In the Maoshan Holy Land, he was stunned to let a monster run away, and he had a ghost if his face was good-looking.
"No need to book a ticket, I'll send you away." As I spoke, I took out my ID and shook it.
Zhang Jin nodded, ran out, smashed the glass of a car on the side of the street with a punch, got in, and smashed it twice, and the car caught fire.
Ten seconds later, the car stopped at the door, and Zhang Jin shouted at us, "Get in the car." ”
"Oooo
"You just now..." I was a little surprised and speechless, can I not be surprised that the scenes in the movie appear in reality?
"Don't you have a police ID? Let's just say that you urgently need a car to chase the fugitive, just fool around. Zhang Jin said nonchalantly.
"I'm talking about how you get this car moving?" I sweated a little.
"It's a very simple principle, just like a key unlocking, just cut the wire and reconnect it." Zhang Jin explained to me while racing.
"Dude, maybe you should transfer the cars behind you." Zhang Jin looked at the mirror helplessly.
I looked at the police car coming behind me, nodded, took out my mobile phone and called Uncle Zuo...
Five minutes later, the police were gone.
Seeing this situation, Zhang Jin scolded: "Made, it's still good to have an official position." ”
"Don't BB, drive and watch people." I scolded.
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After arriving at the airport, I directly took out my documents and asked for a ticket to Jurong City.
Watching the plane take off slowly, I felt a sense of loss in my heart; It seems that Hu Fang'er is right, I am just naturally sentimental, but this may have something to do with the fact that I didn't have friends when I was a child!
I took out my phone and looked at my watch, and at two o'clock in the afternoon, I thought about it, let's go home and sleep.
After arriving at the fortune teller, I closed the door and fell asleep, while Shen Peng was downstairs playing on the computer.
You say it's okay to play with the computer, do you pop out of the sentence: "Can the grass mud horse play?" The barbarian can't even open it, and he plays with you to be paralyzed. ”
"Grass, mud, horses, cold, you're stupid, aren't you? I know I can't beat you on the bird! Support is also a pit. ”
"Blind monk, are you really blind? The sword master on the other side has come three times, and you are still hanging around in the wild area, and I will go to Nima to have an egg. ”
"The fishman opposite, don't pretend, watch Lao Tzu you."
Listening to Shen Peng's shouting, I really couldn't stand it, and rushed to the staircase and shouted: "You kid just play with the computer, don't call a few blindly, master, I'll sleep and you chatter, I don't know how to respect the teacher at all." Grass. With that, I approached the house and slammed the door shut.
After a while, I heard the roar downstairs again, and the faint sound of a phone call.