"Cut, a simple-minded person like you, who is born with a lack of hormones, will not meet true love. Oh, what are hormones? Li Changqing looked at me.

"Do you feel better from your injuries? Cheap your uncle, Lao Tzu is in pain all over his body in order to save you! I slapped him on the back of the head.

"It's obviously for myself, so I can say that I've been trying my best to protect you for a long time!" Li Changqing muttered.

"That's two different things!" I said.

Li Changqing picked his eyelids: "Why are they two different things?" ”

"Alas, money has been tight lately, and someone's salary has not been settled again!" I said with a deep breath.

As soon as I finished speaking, Li Changqing hugged my thigh and said, "Brother Bing, I am thinking about you wholeheartedly, even if I have no credit, I have hard work, can you not threaten me with my salary at every turn?" ”

"And what am I going to threaten you with?" I asked.

"It seems that you can't threaten me with anything but salary!"

"Then you still say a hair, help Lao Tzu down the mountain!"

Then Li Changqing obediently helped me limp through this mountain forest.

It took us more than two hours to get out of the woods, and I looked back at the lush forests, and it would be a good choice to come here in seclusion when I was old.

"This is the foot of our Qingcheng Mountain, we can't go back to Qingcheng Mountain now, we can only go to the military region to hide from Colonel Wang." Li Changqing let out a sigh of relief and said.

"What are you doing in the military area? Hiding from whom? Am I now a full member of the Demon Hunting Bureau? Or a colonel? I sat on a stone pier on the side of the road and said.

Li Changqing took out two cigarettes from his body, handed me one and lit it and took a puff and said: "In fact, the people who can be summoned by Yang Zecheng, as long as they are not too out of line, then eighty percent will be approved to join the demon hunting, as for what kind of bullshit review, it is just a formality, anyway, the first two batches are like this!" Otherwise, the regular army should have an opinion. As for who to hide, are you stupid? Who injured me? ”

"How do I know?" I say.

"The Lunatic Cult knows, right?"

"Yes." I nodded.

"That's them, they told me where you are? If I don't say anything, he will hit me. Li Changqing said as he took off his pants and let me see the footprints on his ass that had been kicked out by the Lunatic Cultist.

"Hurry up and mention it, what I know is that I think you are making me see the injury, and those who don't know think that we are glass!" I covered my face and pretended I didn't know him.

"I'm not messing with you." Li Changqing took out the phone and dialed it out...

"Hello? Director Liu? I'm Xiaoqing! ”

"Well, yes, yes, I'm back, at the foot of our Qingcheng Mountain. Will you send someone to pick me up? ”

After speaking, Li Changqing hung up the phone and looked at me proudly, and his eyes seemed to say: Lao Tzu is related!

He didn't want to think about how he could let the director of the dignified public security bureau personally send someone to pick him up.

I smiled and ignored him, I know this grandson very well now, and I am angry when I don't talk to him.

Li Changqing saw that I ignored him, and then he sat next to me and told me that he and the director of the bureau were worshipping the brothers or something, and that he had drunk and soaked in girls with the head of the cult! Anyway, it's how to say it.

I scoffed at this, he wanted to say that I had drunk wine with Zhang Jin's sassy bag, and I still believed that I had drunk and soaked with the cult elders, and it was good that he didn't kill him, this grandson is good, but Niu B blows a little loudly, which makes people spicy eyes and heads after listening to it!

I kept nodding my head and echoing him, he said that he NB I followed to praise him, he said who is spicy chicken, I followed him and said, after a while, Li Changqing's face was red with excitement, and he especially wanted the ass of some kind of primate.

As we spoke, a drift of a police car stopped in front of us. There was a delicate-looking boy in the car, this boy looked to be seventeen or eighteen years old, and there was a hint of immaturity on his face.

The boy got out of the car and walked in our direction; I can't go with him if he comes this way.

The boy glanced at me, and then said to Li Changqing with tenderness: "Brother Qing, when did you come back?" Why didn't you look for me? ”

Li Changqing grabbed the boy's hand and said, "Grass your uncle, as soon as you go abroad to study, it will be seven or eight years, how do you know when you will come back!" ”

Seeing the pair of talking affectionately, I consciously stepped aside, picked up a bottle of water from the street stall and poured it into my mouth.

I especially don't understand how Li Changqing, the grandson, is so prodigal, how can he know such an honest boy and it seems that the relationship is not ordinary.

"Brother Qing, you will find my uncle and his old man when you come back, how bad the impact is; Besides, you don't know that my uncle has hemorrhoids, why don't I take you to 'wash your hair'? The boy said.

Hearing this, the water in my mouth squirted out directly, and this paralyzed kid spoke more funny than Li Changqing! It seems that the saying that things gather like people and divide people into groups is indeed true, and the ancients did not deceive me!

"Brother Qing, who is this kid?" The boy looked at me and said.

"Oh, he's my boss!" Li Changqing said.

"Brother Qing, are you still short of money? Lack of money, you talk, how can you go to work for others? The boy asked, confused.

"For some special reasons, you don't care, anyway, you just need to remember that he is my boss, if you make him unhappy, he won't pay me a salary, I will beat someone!" Li Changqing said coaxing and frightened.

"Got it, got in the car! When my dad heard that you were back, he directly turned down the meal in his hand and cooked for you at home. The boy said.

"Don't say it sooner, let's go! Go home! Li Changqing yelled, opened the car door and sat in, regardless of whether he was dirty or not.

"Brother Bing? Stunned, get in the car, you don't know, Director Liu's craftsmanship is not ordinarily good, and it is your luck that you can eat it. Lao Tzu wanted to eat it for a long time, but the old bastard just didn't make it, this time God finally has eyes. Li Changqing was straight and didn't care about the boy next to him.

But this Li Changqing is also a special superlative, he dares to scold his son, and he is also the director of the Public Security Bureau, and there is no one!

The boy smiled at me with an embarrassed expression.

I walked over and slapped Li Changqing on the nose and pressed his head to press him into the car, and then I sat in myself!

As soon as I sat in, before I could sit down, the car swooped out like an arrow from a string!

Then with a sharp turn, my face, which was comparable to Wu Yanzu, was slammed against the car window. Before I could recover my strength, I braked sharply, and my head hit the back of the seat in front of me!

The boy turned his head and said, "Brother Bing, I'm sorry, I'm driving a little bit faster." ”