Chapter 316: "Top Straight Man"
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No, you came to heaven and earth because the toilets here are luxurious?
Who do you think would believe the reason for such nonsense?
"Hehe, you're so humorous."
"I can't see that you're still such a funny person."
Dongfang Yi's face was far-fetched.
"I'm not kidding."
"Why do you think I'm joking?"
A serious expression appeared on Gao Xu's face.
Hearing this, Dongfang Yi was stunned and was about to speak.
"Do you find it easy to find a toilet that can automatically blow the warm air and wipe the drum?"
"That feeling is not something you can just say."
"Seriously, I recommend you give it a try."
Gao Xu's face was solemn.
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Damn, where is there no such toilet?
And this is heaven and earth, big brother.
Do you just care about the toilet?
"Huh."
Dongfang Yi's face smiled again.
Discussing the luxury of the toilet in heaven and on earth, what is it?
And looking at him like that, he won't go on, right?
No, absolutely not!
"Hehe, you're really funny."
"Why don't you have a drink and we'll talk?"
With a smile, Dongfang Yi looked at Gao Xu, exhaled like an orchid, and opened his mouth meaningfully.
That gaze is like rippling water.
The next moment.
Just when Dongfang Yi was expecting Gao Xu to nod in agreement.
Gao Xu was stunned for a moment.
Then he turned to look at Bai Qiuran.
"I knew that a woman who took the initiative must have bad intentions."
"Look, she wants me to treat her to a drink."
"Stone hammer, she's trying to take advantage of me."
Gao Xu spoke very seriously.
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Damn, a drink will cost you a lot of money?
And do I mean that?
Why do you give me a feeling that I want to get your money?
Damn, the information is wrong.
This guy is definitely a straight man.
"Forget it, I'll do it myself."
I cursed a few words in my heart.
Dongfang Yi's face was back with a sweet smile.
After calling someone over and ordering a glass of wine for himself.
"By the way, you are a martial artist at such a young age, I can worship you."
"Can you tell me how you cultivate?"
After taking a sip of red wine, Dongfang Yi looked at Gao Xu and said with a smile.
"Well."
Gao Xu pondered very seriously.
didn't open his mouth for a long time, just when Dongfang Yi was puzzled.
"Actually, I think this question is a bit long, involving innate talent and acquired effort, as well as the surrounding environment and so on."
"But I think it's better to cut it short."
"To sum it up, it's just three words."
"If you have hands, you can do it."
Gao Xu looked at Dongfang Yi and spoke very seriously.
When he said this, Gao Xu's face was full of sincerity.
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You still look forward to it!
You said so much, the conclusion is that you just have hands?
And if you have a hand, isn't it four words?
How are it just three words?
Your math teacher taught you, right?
The smile on Dongfang Yi's face froze.
What can I do to get close to him?
A bunch of thoughts crossed my mind.
"Hehe, you're really humorous, and what you say is really funny."
"So, let's go open a room, and you're going to tell me a joke?"
Dongfang Yi looked at Gao Xu and said with a smile.
She changed her mind.
Why do you talk about so many useless things, isn't it better to go straight straight in?
It's just that.
"Open a room?"
"Will you pay or will I pay?"
"I'm telling you, there's no way I'm going to be cheated out of money by you so easily."
Gao Xu looked at Dongfang Yi with a vigilant expression.
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, big brother, I've said so, who else do you ask to pay.
If a beautiful woman picks up you, is it a question of who pays for it?
You're still not a man anymore?
"Shall I pay for it?"
Dongfang Yi barely smiled on his face, gritted his teeth, and opened his mouth word by word.
"You're out?"
Gao Xu was stunned for a moment, then nodded.
Just when Dongfang Yi breathed a sigh of relief and wanted to continue speaking.
"But how do you prove that you don't want to slap me in the waist while I'm asleep?"
"My mother said that boys should know how to protect themselves when they go out."
Gao Xu looked at Dongfang Yi and spoke with a serious face.
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No, what am I doing with your waist?
Where do you think I look?
And in the intelligence, you are not a pure orphan?
"How do you think I'm going to prove this?"
"Why don't we go to the room and I'll prove it to you slowly?"
After thinking about it, Dongfang Yi looked directly at Gao Xu, and his eyes were like water.
The next moment.
"That's not going to work, you'll have to make it clear here."
"Who knows if you're going to be someone who specializes in tricking simple children like me?"
Gao Xu shook his head and opened his mouth with a sworn face.
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Stone hammered, this thing is not only a straight man.
Or a top-notch straight man.
No, is there a record that he is a straight man in the information?
Such a young Wuzun, can he be a straight man?
"I'm really not."
"If you don't believe me, you can search me."
"If there's something that's bad for you, I'll admit it, okay?"
Dongfang Yi's face regained a smile and smiled charmingly at Gao Xu.
After that, he turned around, showing that graceful posture.
"Is that so?"
Gao Xu was stunned for a moment, looking at his expression, as if he believed Dongfang Yi.
"But did you really decide to do a search here?"
Dongfang Yi decided to strike while the iron was hot.
Gao Xu thought about it and felt that there seemed to be a little bit of truth.
Just when Gao Xu hesitated and struggled.
"Why don't we go back to our room and think about it slowly?"
"Think about it, no matter what you say, you are also a martial artist, and you are still afraid that I am a weak woman
Are you disadvantaged?"
"And as a martial artist of this young age, I also want to hear about your glorious deeds in detail."
Dongfang Yi was close to Gao Xu's ear, breathing like an orchid, and opened her mouth meaningfully.
Hearing this, the hesitation on Gao Xu's face became more and more obvious.
There's a play!
No matter how straight a man is, he is not a hero and cannot escape the beauty pass?
Just when Dongfang Yi was secretly proud.
"And can the toilet in that room automatically blow the heater and wipe the drum?"
Gao Xu raised his head and spoke sincerely.