Chapter 76: The Trick of Passing Water
"This is ......" Yi Chen glanced at Chao Yan with a strange gaze, and was a little puzzled in his heart.
"What, don't you want to?" said a certain aunt and grandmother immediately made a gesture.
"No, no, no, of course. ~" Yi Chen hurriedly covered the silk handkerchief with his elbow and smiled very happily.
Grandma's, this is a good thing, don't be in vain!~
Just ask, who would dare to dislike the authentic Dongliu Palace Mental Method? Although the grade may not be too high, what Yi Chen lacks at the moment is cultivation in this area, so he is in the middle of it.
But after thinking about it, he was a little worried, after all, the exercises are different from the magic weapons, utensils, and pills, and the exercises are the foundation of a sect, so how can they be given away at will......?
Chao Yan seemed to have expected him to think like this, and immediately said: "Don't worry, this is just a basic mental method, even a seven-year-old child in our Dongliu Palace can do it, it doesn't matter if you learn it." β
"Well, thank you. β
"Don't thank me, it's my young lady who sees that you don't distinguish between day and night, and you have wasted your vitality prematurely, and I feel a little pity, so I asked me to hand over this "Passing Water Recipe" to you. β
"Your young lady?" Yi Chen frowned, and said in his heart I don't seem to have any friendship with that Ling Fairy, right? Why did it suddenly come to this point? Unscientific, very unscientific.
"You...... Don't think about it. Seeing that this thing was smiling a little abnormally, a hint of imperceptible blush suddenly appeared on Chao Yan's face, "This is purely because my young lady looks at you pitifully, and she doesn't want to waste your talent, you know? β
"Is that so?" Yi Chen smiled, deliberately spread out the silk handkerchief, and praised while looking at it: "Well, not bad, not bad, this word is really well written, elegant and graceful, smooth and thin, quite wonderful hairpin rhyme!"
"Hmph!~" When Chao Yan heard this, his expression immediately became angry.
But Yi Chen suddenly changed his words, and said: "As soon as I glanced at it just now, I felt that something was wrong, such a good handwriting, it doesn't seem like you can write it, it turned out to be from Fairy Ling's handwriting after a long time, no wonder, no wonder." β
"Hey, what do you mean? Just look down on people? What do you mean I can...... wrote ...... "Chaoyan was furious, and he jumped up and wanted to scold, but as soon as the words came out, he suddenly felt that something was wrong.
Yi Chen didn't continue, just smiled evilly, and deliberately blinked a few times in his right eye.
So, Chao Yan instantly understood, and he was so angry in his heart......
This soulless guy, he ...... Why is he so bad! I hate that I don't know how to fool him so easily, I'm really angry!
Yi Chen successfully placed a certain aunt and grandmother together, and it felt quite cool.
This girl often has different hearts, knife mouth, tofu heart, he is used to it, this time he doesn't have to think about it, what Ling Fairy, does this silk handkerchief have a dime to do with her?
The little girl is too thin-skinned, and she has worked hard, but she insists on planting things on her own lady, which is really laughing. ~
Just as he was cool, a clear voice suddenly came from outside: "Young Master Yi, it's early." β
"Yo, it turned out to be Brother Feng. Yi Chen hurriedly got up and saluted the other party.
"Aha, Yi Gongzi doesn't have to be polite, eat slowly, I'll just squint for a while. Feng Zhangshu's face was full of spring breeze, and his gaze at the surrounding group of "peers" was undoubtedly looking down.
To be honest, this time he Dongping Academy took the lead, and other families were not convinced, especially Qinghe Valley and Lanshan Sect.
But I was not convinced, it didn't prevent me from continuing to squat in the morning, after all, that little ghost didn't open his mouth and agreed to join Dongping Academy, before he really expressed his position, everyone still had a chance, how could he give up so easily?
Hmph, what the are you proud of, it's really a pig's nose with a green onion in itβpretending to be an elephant!
In an instant, a similar thought popped up in everyone's hearts, and Feng Zhangshu suddenly became the public enemy of everyone.
Of course, this is exactly the effect he wants, hehe, he is deliberately angry with you, angry with you!~
The two sides confronted each other tensely, but Yi Chen broke the balance very shamelessly.
This guy was also very anxious - he was in a hurry to go to Dongping Academy to continue to do what he didn't finish yesterday, so he didn't have the heart to eat breakfast slowly, so he picked up a few steamed buns and ran.
Feng Zhangshu brought Yi Chen into the car in a grand manner, then smiled demonstratively at the people behind him, raised his whip and left.
A group of people are so angry that their teeth are itching, but it's useless to be angry about this kind of thing, yes, it's a waste of effort today, so let's go back and rest early.
Within a minute, the entrance of the inn was clean.
......
Yi Chen sat comfortably in the car, ate the steamed buns in his hand in three or two bites, burped, and then began to squint his eyes to rest.
From last night to now, he has hardly slept and just took a nap in the early morning, how is this enough?
Unexpectedly, not long after he closed his eyes, a voice came from his mind, it was Hu Zhongxian: "Yo, young man, you are doing well, even "The Passing Water Recipe" has been deceived by you, can you!~"
"Ahaha, I've won a prize. Yi Chen smiled and asked again: "Look at the seniors who are so excited, this "Passing Water Technique" must be a very awesome exercise?"
"Nonsense, you don't inquire, what kind of existence is Dongliu Palace, its town faction mentality, can it be bad?"
"Town...... Zhen faction?" Yi Chen was dumbfounded.
"Yes, Dongliu Palace has always been famous for its kendo and mental method, and the first "Three Thousand Dongliu Songs" is recommended in the way of the sword, as for the mental method, it is undoubtedly "The Passing Water Recipe", which is something known all over the world, you kid don't know anything about it...... Profound...... It's Ott, right?"
"Aha...... Excuse me. Yi Chen smiled awkwardly, "I'm really lonely in this regard, out, out." β
"Don't be too happy, I said so, but it doesn't mean that the "Passing Water Recipe" in your hand is awesome. β
"This ......" Yi Chen hesitated, "What do you ......mean?"
"You guessed it all, and you asked me what to do?" Hu Zhongxian pursed his lips and said: "That's right, this is a broken version of "The Secret of Passing Water", there is only one and two heart methods, and you can count on the rest of it, even if the little girl is stupid, she won't help you make it up - unless you volunteer to join their Dongliu Palace." β
"Uh......" Yi Chen hesitated for a moment, and said cautiously: "Actually, it's not that you can't consider it, I think it's good, the Dongliu Palace is the head of the four major factions in the world, and it should be my blessing to be able to take a fancy to me." β
"No!" the old fellow said no.
"Why ......" Yi Chen was very puzzled.
"Are you stupid? Don't forget that you have the 'Apocalypse', so many people are looking for you in a hurry and you can't find it, you are good, you actually want to take the initiative to run to give it to others......? What the hell do you think?"
Yi Chen was speechless for a moment.
"I'll tell you, don't even think about it, there are too many masters in Dongliu Palace, and it's very easy for you to be seen through when you go, and it won't be easy to do when the time comes, you know?"
"Well, I understand. β
"Also, what's so great about his Dongliu Palace? Isn't it just that he is known as the No. 1 swordsman in the world, I'm sorry! I think back then, my old man was recognized as the No. 1 swordsman in the world by the Quartet! With me, why do you want to go to Dongliu Palace? It's really reluctant to seek the near and far, abandon the basics, ride a donkey to find a donkey, pick up sesame seeds and leak watermelons......
"Okay, okay. Yi Chen hurriedly interrupted the old guy's idiom skewering, "I was wrong, am I wrong?" I will never mention this matter again in the future, please let me go, please let me go." β
"Hmph. Hu Zhongxian then diverted the topic, "Boy, you can really practice this passing water trick if you have nothing to do, it is very good for you, although it can't strengthen your body, but it will be very helpful for your future cultivation, especially after entering a higher realm." β
"Well, I have memorized the instructions of my predecessors, and I will practice every day from now on. β
"Okay, I'll go back, you continue to come as old today as you like, and you can get as much benefit as you can, as for the evening...... Hehe, we'll talk about it then. With that, the old fellow immediately disappeared and was silent.
Yi Chen closed his eyes and continued to rest, until Feng Zhangshu shouted, then he jumped out of the car and walked towards the inside of the academy with a familiar way.
Yesterday, the two of them had already spoken, so there was nothing to talk about today, just follow the old rules, and when the time came, they would open the door of the small study and let Yi Chen go in to study.
Of course, it's not so much about learning as it is about "stealing" - with Yi Chen's current behavior, it is not an exaggeration to describe it. ~
An hour passed, and this thing successfully "stole" almost 300 books from the small study with the sage book and the eye of the spiritual rhino.
This speed is undoubtedly a lot better than yesterday, it seems that practice makes perfect The saying makes sense, Yi Chen is currently moving towards the goal of four hundred books in two hours, and he is ready to implement it in the afternoon, and it is not difficult to visually inspect. ~
When he went to the dining hall to eat at noon, he unexpectedly saw Ye Zichang and Ruan Tongjin.
The two eldest young masters were holding the bowl, discussing something while eating, when they suddenly saw his appearance, they immediately put down their chopsticks, and their faces were full of hostility.
If it was usual, Yi Chen might have to go up and hurt them, but now that he is very busy, how can he have time to accompany the two young masters to quarrel?
Besides, that night, he also promised Lord Hong that he would no longer trouble Ye Zichang, the so-called gentleman is difficult to chase after his words, and he must do it when he says it.
Just as he was thinking about it, the ground under his feet suddenly rumbled and shook three times.
Seem...... Last night's commotion is here again!
The talisman in Yi Chen's eyebrows began to tremble and heat up, forcing him to put down the dishes and chopsticks, secretly luck the ink sea technique, and drive the talisman to flow, so as to dissipate the scorching heat.
Feng Zhangshu immediately noticed his abnormality, and couldn't help frowning: "Young Master Yi, Young Master Yi, what's wrong with you??"