In an instant, a sharp pain that was not as pleasant as the taste of Wei Chixue's fist came!

"Go, go upstairs and sleep!" Wang Mazi patted He Yuanji's ass and said.

Then, He Yuanji went upstairs to sleep unusually obediently.

After He Yuanji went upstairs, Wang Mazi said angrily: "Actually, it's nothing!" It's to ask if it's cool for you to kiss your mouth. ”

"Roll the calf!" I forced myself to laugh and scolded: "You old thing, still ask me? Why don't you know when you go out to prostitute yourself? ”

"Alas! Don't mention it! Wang Mazi said with a loveless expression: "Every time Lao Tzu wants to kiss his mouth, those girls are like dead parents, with a loveless face!" ”

After I listened, I looked Wang Mazi up and down! Then nodded!

If I were a girl, I would rather bite my tongue and kill myself, and I would never kiss Wang Mazi!

Nothing else, the garlic smell in his mouth alone is disgusting! Taking a step back, even if you don't consider the smell of garlic, that mouth full of big yellow teeth can really disgust people to death.

Take a step back! Even if you don't consider the smell of garlic and rhubarb! Wang Mazi's dress is disgusting enough! Coupled with such a thick layer of mud on the body, it is estimated that it can rub off five or six catties; If you don't take a bath, you can probably use it as armor.

Just ask, such a disgusting and disgusting bad old man can prostitute a girl, can it be said that he has taken shit luck?

"Normal, just your old look and bad breath, you can find a girl, that's really a blessing that you have cultivated for eight lifetimes!" I said.

"Made, fuck off!" Wang Mazi said, opening his mouth and exhaling at me.

"it!" I instantly covered my nose and jumped back three meters away: "Did you eat at night?" It stinks! ”

"Get out of the way, I haven't eaten at night! and cook. Wang Mazi scolded.

"Big brother, look what time it is! Half past one in the morning! Do you have one that cooks now? I said with a blank look at Wang Mazi.

"His grandmother's little bunny! What do you call me? Wang Mazi took off the slippers on his feet and was about to throw me.

"Master is angry!!" When I saw it, I immediately stopped him.

Grandma's, just the slippers worn by his big stinky feet, no less damage than an atomic bomb thrown at me!

"Then cook for Lao Tzu!" Wang Mazi put the slippers back on his feet.

"Eh, let's go!" I hurriedly agreed.

Then I rolled up my sleeves and went into the kitchen to pick up a handful of leftover noodles, and anyway, I saw a little rat poop in the bag.

Of course, I don't care about that, it's not me who eats it! If there is rat droppings, there will be rat droppings! Anyway, you can't eat the dead!

Then I pulled out a shriveled green onion from under the stove.

Then, I picked up a few swollen eggs from the refrigerator that had been out of power for a long time, and turned on the heat.

Soon, a large bowl of fragrant noodles was out of the pot! Ahem, at least in Wang Mazi's eyes, this bowl of noodles is fragrant!

Looking at Wang Mazi who was gobbling up the bowl in his arms, I was really embarrassed, if he knew that the noodles were mixed with rat feces, I don't know how he would feel.

Soon, a large bowl of noodles was wiped out by Wang Mazi.

"It's so comfortable!" Wang Mazi leaned on the back of the sofa and crossed Erlang's legs and said, "Do you know? My old man hasn't had a full meal since your kid left! It's a common thing to eat the last meal and not the next meal! ”

"I won't let you eat it?" I gave him a blank look, sat down in front of the computer, and opened the forum of Mr. Yin and Yang.

"You fucking said you wouldn't leave a penny when you left!" Wang Mazi scolded while picking his teeth.

"Okay, in the name of your master Wang, how many people want to send you money to spend, and you still have it!" I said.

"That's right, it's not that I'm bragging to you, your master and I were called a suave man when I was young, and a jade tree in the wind!" Wang Mazi blew more and more: "When I was thirteen years old, I counted women at night and the golden gun did not fall." ”

"Grass. Stop, stop! I looked at Wang Mazi seriously: "I'm telling you that you are a night girl, right?" I'm telling you about your position in the Yin and Yang Realm. ”

"Hey." Wang Mazi waved his hand: "Say it earlier!" Grass! ”

"Wori, do you blame me in the end?" I gave Wang Mazi a blank look.

"Oh yes!" Wang Mazi said: "There is news of that kid from Changqing!" ”

"Where?" As soon as I heard this, I immediately flew in front of Wang Mazi.

"Ouch, this leg hurts!" Wang Mazi said on the coffee table.

When I hear that, I understand! Then I immediately thumped Wang Mazi's leg diligently.

"When you're old, you can't do it, this shoulder! Ouch. Wang Mazi shouted again and said that his shoulder hurt.

Then I ran over and rubbed his shoulder.

"Can you say that?" I asked.

"Actually, it was the people of Qingcheng Mountain who found the body of the evergreen boy, to be exact, it should be the flesh! Because his kid is not really dead, but faked. Wang Mazi said.

"What kind of fake death?" I said with a frown.

"True death, that is, the three souls and seven spirits have left the body and have been hooked to the underworld by impermanence! And fake death means that two souls and six souls leave the body, and the remaining one soul and one soul remain in the **! Wang Mazi said: "If a person who fakes death can't return to his body within a certain period of time, he may really die." ”

"So how long is this certain amount of time? Why don't the people of Qingcheng Mountain go down to the underworld to ask for people? I said urgently.

"You are in a hurry, Li Tengfei has already gone down, but the underworld will not let him go!" Wang Mazi said: "You also know that our strength has been greatly weakened after going to the underworld, so Li Tengfei is not so tough when he speaks below, although he is the head of Qingcheng Mountain, but Bai Wuchang's thousand-year-old ghost and demon really don't necessarily sell his face." ”

"Then why don't you help?" I looked at Wang Mazi and asked.

"Do you still blame Lao Tzu?" Wang Mazi slapped me on the head: "Isn't Lao Tzu looking at your little daughter-in-law for you?" ”

"Well, now I've fed her the Jade Liquor Spring! It's basically okay, you go to the underworld and bring Changqing up. I said.

"Little creep! You don't understand! Wang Mazi said slowly as if he had suddenly aged by more than ten years: "People at our level will be limited by 'it', so you have to do it yourself!" Li Tengfei was taken to another place by King Yama because of this incident, and he didn't say anything to let him see Changqing's child. ”