"Let's go!" Suddenly, I was pushed by a yin.

Then, I was taken by this yin to a place that resembled an ancient prison.

The prisons here are all made of wood, and the wood is engraved with charms, and the prisons are filled with strange shapes.

And my cell is next door to Li Changqing.

"Get in!" Yin Cha pushed me, and I was pushed straight into the cell.

"! Brother Bing, why did you get in? Li Changqing looked at me and smiled.

"Grass your uncle! Do you know how worried Lao Tzu was when you fell off the cliff, you kid is good, and you don't reply to a letter when you are rescued! I thought you were dead! I laughed and scolded.

"Hey, hey!" Li Changqing smiled dryly and didn't speak.

"Who saved you?" I asked.

"You may not believe it when you say it, it was Situ God who saved me!" Li Changqing was happy as if he had won the 50 million lottery: "I really didn't expect that Situ God would save me, aren't they monsters like seeing our Taoist priest like seeing the enemy who killed my father?" You'll save me. ”

I frowned.

Situ Shen told me that Li Changqing was rescued by others in advance, but now Li Changqing said that Situ God saved him! Then why did Situ God lie to me!

"Brother Bing? Why are you in a daze? Li Changqing shouted.

"Oh, no, it's okay!" I laughed dryly: "Maybe Situ God is in love with you!" You also know that he has lived for a thousand years, maybe he didn't like women for a long time, maybe he liked men instead! ”

"Damn, according to you, Situ God has saved you so many times, so do you have a dirty fart with him. Eye trading? Li Changqing glanced at me and said, "Brother Bing, why are you also imprisoned?" ”

"Made, it's angry when you mention it!" I scolded: "Didn't Cui Fujun let the two yin cha go to the yang world to take that child?" ”

"When I came back halfway, I encountered a siege of six bulls, and then I went over to relieve the siege!" I said helplessly.

"And then?" Li Changqing listened with relish.

I coughed: "Later? Later, a dead cow killed a yin in front of me, you think! Can you stand my temper brother? ”

"I killed the dead cow on the spot, but just when I was about to kill the last five dead cows, King Qin Guang and Cui Fujun arrived! I locked my pipa bone with a soul lock and threw it here. I said.

"! Brother Bing, you are too special a man! In the underworld, he dared to kill the bull-headed soldiers. Li Changqing gave me a thumbs up.

"What's wrong?" I was stunned.

"I'm going to kill that bullaur indirectly, and I've been trying it for so long, and I don't know what the result is! It's good for you to kill them directly on their territory! I guess you're done with this life. Li Changqing sighed.

"Fuck your uncle, say something good!" I gave him a blank look.

"I say, what do you do here every day! I've heard that you've been masturbated for a little while. I looked at Li Changqing and said.

"Play with hair!" Li Changqing's hand reached into the crotch of his pants and pulled it violently, and he took out a curly hair and looked at me: "Are you playing?" ”

"Get out." I directly picked up the pebbles on the ground and threw them over: "No one is right!" ”

"Haha! No more trouble, no more trouble! Li Changqing waved his hand: "I don't have to worry about eating or drinking here!" but also fell at ease and happy. ”

"Your father came down, but he was taken somewhere else by King Yama." I looked at Li Changqing and said, "Do you know this?"

"Damn, what is he doing down this old thing! Net chaos. Li Changqing jumped up directly from the stone bed in his cell.

"Your dad came to save you, aren't you happy?" I was speechless.

"I want to stay here longer!" Li Changqing said.

"I estimate that even if you win this lawsuit, you won't be able to go back to the yang world right away, besides! With your physical body, can you guarantee that it will not rot for three or two months? I paused and said, "I've heard that the two souls and six spirits have been away from the body for too long, and the body will rot!" ”

"! Forget about this stubble! Li Changqing slapped his thigh, picked up the brick on the ground and smashed the cell next door.

"Senpai, Senpai! You said you could take me out, does that still count? Li Changqing asked.

"Get out of the way, you little bastard! Now I think of Lao Tzu? It doesn't count. His grandma's! A bold voice came.

"Senior, look! Isn't this a boy, I'm young and vigorous and ignorant? Don't worry! Li Changqing said with a smile: "You don't want me to be a disciple of the Dao Sect with good roots just folded here, right?" ”

"Who are you? Do I know you? You are a disciple of Daomen, go find Zhang Daoling! What are you looking for? The voice said.

"Don't make a fuss, old thing! Provoke me! I'll kick you to death. Li Changqing scolded.

"Ouch, little brother! Look at you, brother, I'm kidding you, why are you still serious? The voice came.

"Made! I don't know how to lift! Li Changqing took a sip.

"Damn, are you talking to such a big man so impulsively? Do your parents know that you're so a**? I looked at Li Changqing speechlessly.

"My dad must know, as for my mom! He was killed by demons after giving birth to me! When Li Changqing said this, his eyes turned red.

"I'm sorry! I do not know! I spoke.

"It's okay, all these years. I've been used to it too! That's why I'm determined to destroy the demons in the world! Li Changqing said: "It's a pity! I didn't bring my sword with me! Otherwise, I would have been killed back in the yang world. ”

"Ahem!" Li Changqing heard a cough next door.

"Yes, yes, yes, it's the seniors who have already taken me back to the yang world." Li Changqing said with a smile.

"Who is he? What's the matter? I looked at Li Changqing and asked.

"I don't know, the old thing was there when I was locked in anyway! He also said that he had been imprisoned for a thousand years. Li Changqing said.

"He's going to pull a few calves! What the heck? Can I take you back to the yang world, can't I kill you alone? Still imprisoned for a thousand years? I looked disdainful.

"! That's right. Li Changqing slapped his thigh: "Why didn't I think of it!" ”

"Old bastard, you dare to lie to me!" Li Changqing scolded.

"Burn the pen!" The old man cursed and said nothing.

"Alas! This is very miserable! I said, sitting on a stone bed in my cell.

"It's not too bad, at least your knife is still there, and you still have a glimmer of hope for returning to the sun." Li Changqing said.

"Back to Mao, I killed the bull-headed soldier in front of King Qin Guang, I am already burning high incense if I am not killed now, and I will go back to the yang world? I'm going back to the fart! I gave Li Changqing a blank look.