It's as if as soon as I say no, she tears me up.

"That's for sure! I'm not worried about who you're worried about! I paused: "But, you're a red-eyed zombie, lie on the ground and let him kill, he may not be able to kill him!" ”

"But I'm not! I'm a mortal! If he wants to kill me, it will be easy and pleasant! ”

"Don't worry! I'll protect you then! Ulike Xue comforted.

"I hope so!" I muttered.

"What do you mean by wish?" Wei Chixue smashed a fist on my chest and said viciously: "You ungrateful villain, I went to the underworld to fight with the general soldiers regardless of my own safety, and you actually looked at me like that!" ”

"Big sister, say hello before you start next time!" After I struggled to spit out a sentence, my head tilted and I fainted again.

By the time I woke up again, it was already a day later!

"Water!" I said with my eyes closed.

"Whoa!" Then, I felt a cool flow from my lips to my abdomen.

After drinking a glass of water, I slowly opened my eyes and looked at Wei Chixue, who was still sitting on the edge of the bed, and said, "Sister, you are too ruthless!" ”

"Who knew you were so unbeaten!" Wei Chixue said with a blushing face.

"I'll go, do you still need me to talk about this thing?" I glanced at Wei Chixue and said, "Give me a discharge procedure!" I'm going to be discharged! ”

"No way!" Wei Chixue pinned me to the bed: "The doctor said that you will have to stay for at least another month before you can be discharged." ”

"Which doctor said that?" I asked.

"Just that fat doctor!" Wei Chixue said: "He said that your condition is very serious! ”

"My eyes are a bear for his grandmother!" I jumped straight out of bed and onto the floor.

Because I didn't get out of bed for a long time, my head was so heavy that I couldn't stand still. Almost fell.

"Look, I knew you weren't fully recovered!" Wei Chixue grabbed me and said.

"No, I'm going to be discharged from the hospital, or I'll bite my tongue and kill myself!" I threatened.

"Good, good!" Ulikeyuki still succumbed to my kinky. Under the authority.

Then, Ulikeyuki took out my own clothes from the bedside table!

I took the clothes and changed them in a few or two clicks! Looking at the person in the mirror, I sincerely praised "How handsome!" ”

But what I didn't expect was that as soon as I went out with Wei Chixue, a ball-like doctor who was only 1.5 meters tall, with round glasses and flesh, bumped into me.

"Huh? This patient! Where are you going? The doctor looked at me and said.

"Discharge procedures!" I say it as a matter of course.

"Nonsense, your body has not recovered yet, and now is not the time to be discharged! Go back! As the doctor spoke, his eyes kept drifting towards Wei Chixue.

"Fuck your uncle!" I rushed over and punched the doctor in the face, then kicked him in the chest and scolded, "Dare to hit the attention of the old son and daughter-in-law!" It's crooked! ”

Then, I took Ulike Xue to go through the discharge procedures.

But to my speechlessness, as soon as I left the hospital, I was surrounded by a group of policemen.

"Stop! Don't move, raise your hands over your head! A group of policemen pointed guns at me and said.

"I say police uncles! What's the matter? I wondered.

"Someone reported that you are suspected of drug trafficking and human trafficking! And harboring guns and ammunition. The policeman said.

"Paralyzed!" When I heard this, I immediately became angry.

Am I selling drugs? Am I trafficking in human beings? Am I harboring guns and ammunition? I'm so drunk!

"I said Uncle Policeman, you also need evidence to arrest people!" I shrugged my shoulders and said, "First, I'm not a drug dealer, and I don't believe you can do a body search." ”

"Second, I didn't traffick! The one next to me, she is my daughter-in-law! ”

"Third, I harbor guns and ammunition, which is even more of a myth!"

After hearing this, the policeman waved his hand: "Search!" ”

Then, a sinister policeman walked up to me.

Hands slowly reached into my pockets.

"Wait!" I grabbed the policeman's wrist and said, "What's in your hand?" ”

"What's that? Do you dare to resist arrest? The sinister policeman threatened.

"You framed me?" I looked at the policeman with a gloomy face; Then, with a force on my hand, a packet of white powder fell out of the policeman's hand.

"Boy, I didn't expect you to be a drug trafficker!" The policeman said neatly and took out the handcuffs and handcuffed me.

"Think clearly before you speak, otherwise the consequences are not something you can bear!" I said with a grim face.

"You dare to scold Lao Tzu?" He was so angry that he raised his hand and was about to slap me in the mouth!

Bang –

The policeman was directly kicked by Wei Chixue and flew out upside down, lying on the ground and not moving!

"Assault on the police?" The group of cops shouted angrily.

"As a people's policeman, he was wronged in broad daylight!" As I spoke, I took out my phone and called Uncle Zuo!

"Creeps?" Uncle Zuo said excitedly on the other end of the phone, "Are you back?" ”

"Hmmm! I'm back, Uncle Zuo. I glanced at the cops and said, "But something happened to me!" You may need to come over for a while! ”

"Where are you?" Uncle Zuo said.

"At the entrance of the city hospital!" I said.

"Okay, I'll be here in ten minutes." After speaking, Uncle Zuo hung up the phone.

"In ten minutes, you're all going home to gnaw on the old!" I sat down on the side of the road and waited.

Soon, fifteen minutes flashed by. And the policemen couldn't resist the urge to arrest me; I'm sure if it weren't for the snow in the pond, they would have rushed up a long time ago!

Oh yes, I forgot to mention that the policeman who was kicked out by Ul Chi Xue has already been sent to the emergency room of the hospital.

Just as they were about to come up and grab me, there was a sharp sound of brakes.

Then, Uncle Zuo opened the car door in civilian clothes and rushed over.

"Little soldier, you fucking one! I didn't say hello to Lao Tzu when I came back, and now I remembered Lao Tzu when something happened? Uncle Zuo scolded as soon as he opened his mouth.

The whole me and Ichi Xue are black lines at the same end.

"What's the matter?" Uncle Zuo punched me in the chest and said.

"Whoa! They wronged me for drug trafficking. I pointed to the group of policemen, and then to the white packet of powder on the ground.

"Fuck! It's the other way around! Uncle Zuo turned his head to look at the group of policemen and shouted, "Come out and be in charge!" Fuck it! Without Lao Tzu's permission, you dare to dispatch so many police forces, and you are equipped with guns? ”

"Old fellow, who are you!" One of the policemen yelled.

"Who am I?" Uncle Zuo walked over and slapped the policeman in the face: "Take a closer look at who I am!" ”

"Left. Director Zuo! The policeman said tremblingly.

"Who gave you permission to do that?" Uncle Zuo shouted.

"Director Zuo, it was ordered by Captain Peng!" The policeman said.