Chapter 341: Words Count
"Uncle Zuo, it seems that I can't go home with you at noon today, I'll solve this matter first, right?" I laughed.
"You, doesn't it matter?" Uncle Zuo looked at me with some concern: "Why do I feel unreliable." ”
"What's not reliable? Don't you know me? Will I rush forward when I die? What an international joke. I laughed.
"What did you say, boy?" Uncle Zuo scolded with a smile: "But you really have to go back with Lao Tzu at noon today, then we understand that zombies generally commit crimes at night." ”
"Huh? It's true? I asked, frowning.
"Can I still lie to you?" Uncle Zuo smiled: "To be honest, you are like this now, I have a kind of psychological pressure when I talk to you and Lao Tzu." ”
"Haha." I laughed and said, "Then don't you just don't use the word 'Lao Tzu'?" ”
"Fuck off!" Uncle Zuo scolded.
Time quickly passed in a hurry between the conversations.
In the blink of an eye, it was already past twelve o'clock.
"Let's go! It's time to go home for dinner! Uncle Zuo stood up and said.
"Uncle Zuo, look how embarrassed this is." I laughed.
"Are you polite to Lao Tzu?" Uncle Zuo kicked me in the ass and said, "Let's go." ”
Then, Wei Chixue and I followed Uncle Zuo back to Uncle Zuo's house.
According to Uncle Zuo's intelligence, Aunt Xie had already made a large table of sumptuous dishes at home.
Soon, Uncle Zuo drove us back to the house.
And Aunt Xie was standing at the door at this time.
After seeing me, he was stunned for a moment, and then pulled Uncle Zuo and whispered a few words before smiling at me and saying, "It turns out that you are a little soldier." ”
"Aunt Xie." I smiled and nodded.
"Aunt Xie." Wei Chixue also smiled politely at Aunt Xie.
"Oh, good! Good! Fast into the house. With that, Aunt Xie pulled us into the house.
"Xiaojie, go get a bottle of wine! Today I'm going to have a good drink with the little soldier, the bunny. Uncle Zuo said.
"You!" Aunt Xie smiled, went upstairs and took a bottle of red wine and handed it to Uncle Zuo.
"Thank you, little soldier." After Aunt Xie sat down, she said to me.
"What are you doing here?" I looked at Aunt Xie and asked.
"If it weren't for you, I would have died!" Aunt Xie smiled.
"If it weren't for me, you probably wouldn't have been kidnapped by those bastards." Speaking of this, a hint of guilt also appeared on my face.
"Alright, let's not talk about that!" Uncle Zuo opened the stopper and poured me a glass.
"Come, have a drink with Lao Tzu." As he spoke, Uncle Zuo raised his wine glass.
"Uncle Zuo, I wish you all the best in your work, and your official position is getting bigger and bigger." I raised my glass and touched it with Uncle Zuo.
"Smooth sailing? You kid really can't open a pot! Ever since I took over the task of the soul removal group, it hasn't been smooth! Uncle Zuo said grinningly: "Damn, that is, you and Changqing's kid can be useful, and the rest are a group of people who eat dry rice." ”
"How?" I laughed.
"For example, a few days ago, Beibei was haunted, and it took seven people to clean up the ghost; Among them, there are still a few Maoshan people who have taken action, otherwise the casualties will have to be doubled. Uncle Zuo waved his hand and said, "These people don't have much ability and a lot of temper. ”
"Even I, the director of the Public Security Bureau, don't dare to clash with them head-on."
"Hahaha." Hearing this, I laughed directly: "You are a big director, and you are still afraid of them?" ”
"Nonsense, I offended them, they didn't help me if something happened, who should I go to? You're not here with Changqing. Uncle Zuo said.
"Don't worry, Uncle Zuo, I won't go anywhere when I come back this time! Concentrate on staying and helping you. I laughed.
"Talking counts?" Uncle Zuo raised his eyebrows and asked.
"That's a must." I nodded.
"Okay, I remember this, if you dare to lie to Lao Tzu, be careful that I kick you to death." Uncle Zuo laughed.
Suddenly, a shrill cell phone rang.
"Uh, I'll answer the phone." I said embarrassedly.
"Who's?" Uncle Zuo frowned and asked.
"I don't know, unfamiliar number!" I said, picking it up.
"Hello? Who is it? I asked.
"Little soldier, it's me! Huang Bin. A familiar voice came from the other end of the line.
"Yo, Secretary Huang!" I smiled and said, "Is there something wrong?" ”
"It's okay, doesn't this see that you're back and want to contact you? Are you free? Shall I treat you to a meal? Huang Jie has been missing you a lot lately. Huang Bin said.
"I'm afraid not now, when I have time, I'll invite you!" I said.
"Okay, then I won't bother!" Huang Bin said.
"Hmm." I nodded and hung up.
"Tut-tut." Uncle Zuo waited for me to hang up the phone and said, "Our little soldier has a chance, and even the secretary of the municipal party committee has to wait for him to have time." ”
"Uncle Zuo, don't you say that, right?" I looked embarrassed: "How can I have that identity!" ”
"You don't have that identity, Secretary Huang took the initiative to invite you to dinner?" Uncle Zuo said with a smile.
"Alright, Lao Zuo!" Aunt Xie said.
"By the way, little soldier, what's the matter with your white hair?" Aunt Xie suddenly asked, "Is it because of my business?" ”
"No, I'm the reason for the five disadvantages and three shortcomings." I waved my hand and smiled: "You don't understand these things, anyway, you just know that I have nothing to do with you like this." ”
"You kid, still don't tell you the truth to your aunt?" Aunt Xie said angrily.
"It's really the truth! If you don't believe it, ask Uncle Zuo. I smiled and kicked the topic directly to Uncle Zuo.
"Ahem, Xiaojie! What the creep said is true! Uncle Zuo coughed and said.
"Really?" Aunt Xie looked at Uncle Zuo suspiciously and asked.
"Absolutely." Uncle Zuo immediately sat up straight and said, "If I have a lie, don't let me go to your bed in the future." ”
Hearing this, Aunt Xie blushed and slapped Uncle Zuo on the back of the head: "What are you talking nonsense about the children?" ”
Uncle Zuo touched the back of his head and smiled: "Isn't this to show my determination?" ”
This meal lasted more than two hours.
After the meal, Uncle Zuo sat on the sofa with Erlang's legs crossed and said, "Xiaobing, do you still remember when the two of us first met?" ”
"Then you have to remember! I remember that I was put into the number by that Zhuang Sanbao, and it was still a way that Changqing thought of. I paused and said, "Uncle Zuo, you are the director, can you not say a word like 'Lao Tzu' or 'fuck it', how bad the impact is." ”
"You still trained Lao Tzu?" Uncle Zuo scolded with a smile.
"Actually, Changqing didn't call his dad at all that day! Instead, it was directly on my phone. Uncle Zuo said with a smile.