"Farts have a sound, too." I said.

"Hey, hey!" Li Changqing laughed cheaply and said, "Brother Bing, you don't understand, right?" As the saying goes, stinky farts don't make a sound, a loud fart doesn't stink, and a serial fart stinks and sounds. ”

"And what kind of fart were you just now?" I said with a smirk.

"The fart doesn't stink, it doesn't smell, it's naturally a fart." Li Changqing said with a grin.

But as soon as he finished speaking, Li Changqing's face changed: ", Brother Bing, what about your routine for me?" ”

"Who told you to talk without brains?" After speaking, I stood up with Huoshen and patted Li Changqing: "Go, go back!" Get a good night's sleep, there's work to do tomorrow. ”

"Damn. I'm going to show you my tricks. Li Changqing muttered.

"Alright, there's a time for you to show. You want to! When my life hangs by a thread, wouldn't it be beautiful for you to suddenly make a gorgeous move to save me from danger? Isn't it even more surprising than it is now? I flickered.

"Oh, that's true!" Li Changqing nodded very much.

"Really?" I smiled and said, "Go back to sleep now, don't let me go out of ashes when you play abnormally, and Wei Chixue won't let you go when the time comes." ”

"Yes! Guaranteed completion of the task. Li Changqing said.

Then, we entered the city bureau and went back to our respective rooms.

This night, I didn't sleep very well, but it was much better than usual!

In the past, I didn't dare to sleep too hard, for fear of being killed by those monsters.

Early the next morning, I heard a knock on the door like a demolition, or a slamming door, to be exact.

"Alright, don't damn it." I yelled, walked over and opened the door with confused eyes.

Outside the door, Li Changqing was wearing a red suit and tie, and the most excessive thing was that he was biting a rose in his mouth.

"Changqing, what are you doing here?" I asked, rubbing my eyes.

"Brother Bing, I have roses hanging in my mouth, so I naturally want to propose." Li Changqing shook the bangs in front of his forehead and said.

"Get out. Lao Tzu does not engage in base. After I listened, I kicked Li Changqing in the chest, and then slammed the door shut.

"it, Brother Bing! It hurts. Li Changqing wailed and said: "Listen to me, I didn't propose to you, I hooked up with a girl from the Internet and wanted you to go with me." ”

"Made, you said it earlier." Hearing Li Changqing's words, I opened the door again: "Wait, I'll put on my clothes." ”

Ten minutes later. Li Changqing and I appeared on the street.

"Brother Bing, you know me too well! Wearing such old-fashioned clothes, successfully avoid the possibility that the girl will take a fancy to you. Although you can't look down on you even if you don't dress old-fashioned, but you understand me so well, I still want to give you a thumbs up. Li Changqing said.

"No matter how poor you are, I won't go, do you believe it or not?" I looked at Li Changqing with disdain: "You said that you are a big man, and you want me to accompany you on a blind date?" ”

"Brother Bing, look at you; You don't understand this, do you? Li Changqing looked at me and said, "When the time comes, you will play my little brother, as soon as I stretch out my hand, you will smoke me and then light it for me!" ”

"As soon as I stretch my legs, you'll give you a thrashing of your legs or something! That looks like I'm imposing! Have an identity, do you know? ”

"Just say I'll be your sidekick." I said.

"That's right, that's pretty much it!" As he spoke, Li Changqing pointed to a café with great excitement and said, "It's here, it's here!" That's the café. ”

"Let's go! You're excited. I gave Li Changqing a blank look.

"Let's go." Li Changqing said, tidied up his clothes, took out a pair of sunglasses from his pocket, and strode towards the café.

After walking into the café, Li Changqing glanced around, and then walked towards a girl who looked cute.

"Beauty, excuse me! Is it Xiao Meng? Li Changqing asked very 'gentlemanly'.

"Yes, you're Xiaoqing?" The girl asked.

"It's me! My dear little Mong. Li Changqing said cheaply.

"Brother Qing, people are ready not to go home today." The little Meng said in a snorting voice.

"That's good! But what's the point of the night? Not as good as we are now? Hey, hey, hey. Li Changqing said with a smile.

"Brother Qing, how bad are you?" Xiao Meng covered his mouth and laughed.

Suddenly, I saw that Xiao Meng had an Adam's apple in his throat.

Then, I secretly pulled Li Changqing.

"Little soldier, don't make trouble! Go buy me and Sister Meng two cups of coffee. Li Changqing said.

"Brother Qing, didn't you notice anything wrong?" I said 'politely'.

"Huh? How did you find a follower of this age? At first, I thought he was your grandfather. Xiao Meng pointed at me and said.

Hearing Xiao Meng say this, I couldn't help but say anymore: "Changqing, look at his neck." ”

"What's wrong with your neck?" Li Changqing said nonchalantly.

But when he saw Xiao Meng's Adam's apple, he couldn't laugh anymore.

"How? I didn't lie to you, did I? I shrugged at Li Changqing.

"What then! Xiao Meng, I suddenly remembered that there was something else in the company, so I left first. After speaking, Li Changqing was ready to slip away.

"Brother Qing, don't abandon me. I promise this is my first time having surgery. Xiao Meng grabbed Li Changqing's ankle and said.

"Brother Bing, save me." Li Changqing looked at me like a pleading for help.

"What do you think I'm doing? I have to finish the fight with tears in my eyes, you know? I'll go first. With that, I pulled my legs and ran.

Just a few steps after running, I heard Li Changqing yell: "you Made." ”

Then there was the screams of the little Meng.

"Brother Bing, why are you stunned? Let's go. Li Changqing rushed over and pulled me up and ran.

"Damn, what's wrong with you?" I looked at Xiao Meng, who was lying motionless on the ground, and asked.

"I didn't do anything, I just kicked him a few times!" Li Changqing scolded as he spoke: "I didn't expect that my Li Changqing I was actually planted in the hands of a shemale. ”

"Haven't you planted it yet? But if I hadn't reminded you, you'd have been poisoned by him. I said with a smile.

"Alas, don't mention it! It will be a stain that I will never be able to wash away in my life. Li Changqing said with a helpless face.

"Look at your little bit of talent, aren't you soaked in a shemale? How big is it? I grinned.

"Brother Bing, don't say anything between our brothers! Pack up your things and let's go to the factory! When the time comes, let's arrange a formation or something, just in case we need it. Li Changqing said.

"Even if you still play formations?" I asked.