"Brother Bing, I swear to you, I really didn't mean it this time!" Li Changqing looked at me and said.

"You mean you did it on purpose last time?" I asked rhetorically.

"Ahem!" Li Changqing coughed twice and said, "Brother Bing, look! You also said that you are sick now! Do you know? It's not good for the sick to eat too much of this meat! It is not easy to digest and may cause esophageal cancer. ”

"I'll go to your uncle's!" I kicked it over: "I've heard of meteorites falling from the sky, I've heard about reincarnation, I've heard of aliens attacking the earth, but I've never heard of esophageal cancer after eating too much meat." Excuse me, next time, you can talk about something reliable, okay? ”

"Hey, Brother Bing, look at you! Speak as you speak, and move whatever you want. Li Changqing said.

"If you don't pull the calf, I won't do it! If you want to eat chicken legs, just say it, and you have esophageal cancer! I'm just right, and you're going to curse me for esophageal cancer. !" I scolded.

"Isn't that a kind reminder?" Li Changqing said with a cheap smile.

"You don't need to, just take care of yourself! In this kind of society, do you know what kind of people are dying at a high rate? I asked.

"What kind of person?" Li Changqing asked.

"It's the kind of person like you who takes it for granted after you die! The mortality rate is super high, wow. I looked at Li Changqing and quipped.

"Cut!" Li Changqing gave me a blank look and ate it to himself.

Soon, it was getting dark.

"I said, don't the five senior uncles and senior brother Xuantian have to eat on it? Why don't you bring some chicken drumsticks to them? I wondered.

"I said, big brother, do you still care about them? They don't know how moisturizing they are! Drinking wine every day, all kinds of dishes; You think I'm running up every time to talk to them? I went to eat and drink. Li Changqing said with an unhappy face: "If they didn't let me go up, I could still eat these with you here?" Are you kidding. ”

"Get out of here." I kicked Li Changqing, and then walked to the side with the bucket of chicken legs.

After eating, I threw away the chicken bones and fell asleep on the futon.

Although it is not a very comfortable sleep, it is indeed the life I yearn for the most; After all, eat and sleep, sleep and eat! This is everyone's wish. Of course, the most important thing is to count the money until you get cramps.

But I hadn't been lying down for a while when there was a noise outside.

"What's the situation?" I sat up abruptly and said.

"I'll go out and see!" With that, Li Changqing picked up the sword bag and ran out.

At the same time as Li Changqing ran out, a golden light flew towards the woods at an extremely fast speed.

"Senior Brother Xuantian also made a move! Who the hell is it! I said to myself.

As soon as I finished speaking, a scream came from the woods outside; I can hear you! It's the screams of those SWATs.

Immediately afterward, I heard the sound of gunfire like bursting beans and Li Changqing's shouting.

Ten minutes later.

Li Changqing dragged a person in his arms with a scarred body, and this person also had an arrow stuck in his chest.

"Made, I didn't expect something like a zombie to come, I almost fell in touch with him." Li Changqing scolded.

"Zombies? You can! What level of zombies can you catch alive? I asked.

"Yellow-eyed." Li Changqing said, picked up a wooden sword and stabbed it into the zombie's throat.

"He's fainted, and you're still torturing him like this?" I wondered.

"I torture him? Are you Mr. Yin and Yang? Don't know the phrase 'ghosts hit the eyebrows and corpses hit the throat'? I stabbed him in the throat to let go of the corpse in his throat. Li Changqing waved his hand and said, "I'm tired to death!" Unexpectedly, this grandson was quite happy, and it took a lot of effort to catch it, and he also injured three special police officers. ”

"What about them?" I asked.

"I've ground glutinous rice and cinnabar into powder and applied it to their wounds, and they won't be corpses." Li Changqing said.

"That's good!" I breathed a sigh of relief.

"But what are you going to do with this grandson?" Li Changqing looked at me and asked.

"Just let someone from the Demon Hunting Bureau come and take it away." I gave Li Changqing a blank look.

"Unrealistic! If the Demon Hunting Bureau really wanted to take care of you, it wouldn't have sent people to support you by now. Li Changqing paused and said, "Didn't Lai Changyi say that he would arrive within three days?" It's been almost five days, and there's still no movement. ”

"Maybe there's something to do!" I said.

"Cut, maybe he doesn't want to take care of you, or Yang Zecheng doesn't let him take care of you!" Li Changqing said with the old god there.

"Don't talk nonsense, Brother Lai is good! If it weren't for something very important, he wouldn't have heard from him by now. I shook my head.

"I hope it's what you say!" Li Changqing sighed: "Okay, tomorrow will be the sixth day." After more than 30 hours, you are considered successful. ”

"Let's hope nothing goes wrong!" I nodded, and lay down on the futon.

Suddenly, I remembered what Situ God had told me.

"Made, evergreen and Hu San's group of old things are coming tomorrow." I said.

"Don't make a fuss! It's been five days, and they're still! In my opinion, they are afraid of Situ God and Uncle Shi! It's not coming. Besides, you don't know how to tell fortunes, you know a hair. Li Changqing waved his hand and said.

“1”

"Brother Bing, don't make trouble! If you have anything, you can say it, and I will lie down and listen. Li Changqing said impatiently.

“2”

"Grass, I'll just get up! Why are you threatening me? Did you bully me? Li Changqing grabbed his hair irritably and said.

At this moment, a golden light flew into the distance from the second floor again, and I knew that it was Xuantian's arrow.

In the next seven seconds, Xuantian shot more than ten arrows before stopping.

"Little creep, it's not good!" Suddenly, Xuantian ran down from the upper floor.

"What's wrong?" My heart trembled and I hurriedly asked.

"What the hell, the anaconda plague. a large snake more than ten meters long; Xuantian said.

"What?" I was shocked, wouldn't it be his Master Chang Xian here!

"It can't be Master Chang Xian coming, right?" Li Changqing also said with an ugly face.

"Who knows, it's about three hundred meters away from us right now. You guys come up and have a look? Xuantian said.

"Changqing, you guard the everlasting lamp, I'll go up and take a look!" With that, I ran upstairs with Xuantian.

When I got to the second floor, I was stunned, and there was a laptop on the second floor, and a case of red wine, and all kinds of delicious dishes.

"Made, it's no wonder that the evergreen is running upstairs for you." I said.

"That kid is here to eat and drink! Why else would he come up? Xuantian said, picked up a telescope from the table, handed it to me, and said, "Ten o'clock, you can see for yourself!" ”