Chapter 374: You Know a Hammer
"Why haven't you served the food yet?" Li Changqing howled: "This stomach is almost hungry. ”
As soon as he finished speaking, four or five waiters walked in with a food cart.
The food on this food truck has everything you need; Flying in the sky, crawling on the ground, swimming in the water! There are a lot of drills in the soil.
"This table will be at least tens of thousands, right?" Fang Qian frowned and looked at the dishes on the table and said, "Little soldier, you really want to make me poor!" Your table of meals is worth half a year's savings. ”
"I'm invited to this meal, after all, everyone is here to help me!" I laughed.
"How bad is that! I still want to do my best to be a landlord. Fang Qian pretended to be embarrassed and said.
"Okay, Director Fang, come with us, what are you polite about? If it weren't for your help this time, I might have been killed! If you want to do the friendship of the landlord, let's do it next time. I said with a smile.
"Isn't that the Demon Cult also made a move? I didn't help much. Fang Qian said: "Since I didn't make a move, wouldn't it be in vain for me to send more people?" ”
"Look at what you said. Even if there is no merit, there is hard work! With such a lot of hard work, I invite you to a meal, isn't it too much? Besides, it's not easy to transfer the spirit removal bullets from the four provinces, right? I said with a smile.
"The bullets were all brought by Lao Zuo, but Lao Zuo did spend a lot of effort, but this spirit removal bullet didn't use much, and we didn't run out of spirit removal bullets in Chengdu alone." Fang Qian said: "This time, the people of the Demon Sect did not interfere, it is really rare. ”
"Actually, it's just that people didn't interfere, and the local Lunatic Cult in Chengdu still interfered." I took a bite of the dish and said, "The great killer of the Lunatic Sect is gone. ”
"Huh? What happened? After Fang Qian heard this, his face was also a little wrong: "These bastards, it's really time to beat them up." ”
"No need! After all, whoever knows about this matter will intervene, and only sent a golden walking corpse, which is interesting enough. I waved my hand and said, "Besides, didn't I kill the golden corpse in the end!" It's not a mistake for them to steal chickens and rice. ”
"For their moon worship sect to steal chickens and rice, cheers!" Li Changqing raised his glass at me and said.
"Changqing, you fucking know how to pour my wine." After speaking, I laughed and raised my wine glass to touch Li Changqing.
"Brother Bing, for your great calamity, cheers!" Li Changqing raised his glass again.
But in the final analysis, Li Changqing was just like that, and I was stunned in three or two clicks.
After drinking Li Changqing, Xuantian and the others also came to be 'interested'.
"Come, junior brother! As a senior brother, if you don't respect you today, you can't say anything. Xuantian said, raising the Wuliangye in his hand.
", Brother Xuantian, slow down, what about a few thousand yuan for that bottle!" I said with some pain.
"Don't worry, little soldier, my hands are tight, and they won't fall to the ground." Xuantian said drunkly.
"You don't talk about calves, I'm afraid you're just wasting money by cooking a bottle alone." I laughed.
"You little bastard, it's not time for me to help you." As he spoke, Xuantian sprayed a mouthful of spit into the wine bottle: "Now, this bottle of wine is mine; Do you still want to drink it? ”
"Made, drink it yourself!" As I spoke, I reopened a bottle and poured it for Fang Qian and them.
"Little soldier, I have nothing to bless you, I can only wish you a bigger and bigger official position here." Fang Qian raised his wine glass and said.
"Hahaha, then borrow the director of the Fang Ji Yan!" I took a sip of the wine in the glass and said, "By the way, I also wish Director Fang, your official is getting bigger and bigger." ”
"Haha." As he spoke, Fang Qian and I hugged each other and sang together.
And Xuantian was fighting with the five elders.
Later, I didn't know how much wine I drank, but before I fainted, Li Changqing raised his wine glass in a daze and said, "Brother Bing, I really hope you give Lao Tzu a big fat boy." ”
"your old man's anus!" I kicked Li Changqing in the stomach.
After this kick, I fell to the ground and fell asleep.
By the time I woke up, there were more than a dozen more bottles on the floor.
On the table, Li Changqing was holding Xuantian to teach him to draw fists, and he also pitted Xuantian from time to time, anyway, he poured it to death, and he was not afraid that Xuantian would die of alcohol poisoning.
"Made, Brother Bing is awake." Li Changqing pointed at me sharply and said.
"His grandmother's, bring him up to Lao Tzu and pour him in." Xuantian slapped the table and said.
"No.. No problem. Li Changqing stammered.
Then, Li Changqing lifted me directly from the ground with both hands.
"Don't make a fuss, your head hurts!" I rubbed my temples and said.
"Brother Bing, you don't understand, do you? A drunk relieves a thousand sorrows, and when you are drunk, you don't have to think about anything. Li Changqing said and winked at me and said, "Brother Bing, could it be that you are really dead to Hu Fang'er?" Where's the calf? I'm also a man, can I not understand your thoughts? ”
"That's right, Xiaobing, I think that although Hu Fang'er's little girl is a fox demon, she is still a good person!" Xuantian also echoed: "Is it possible to be such a beautiful girl, can you still not be tempted?" ”
"Okay, okay, don't mess with me!" After saying that, I glanced around and found that there were no five elders and Fang Qian.
"Director Fang, what about them?" I asked.
"Director Fang has taken those special police officers with him, and the five seniors have already left, and now they are estimated to have boarded the plane." Xuantian said.
"Made, are you still drinking hair? Let's go home. I slammed the table and said.
"Brother Bing, it's a shame to waste!" Li Changqing said and glanced at me.
I followed Li Changqing's gaze and saw that there were still three bottles of Wuliangye left in the corner.
"What do you mean?" I wondered.
"Can we go without finishing our drinks? Isn't the money spent in vain when we're gone? Li Changqing said.
"That's right!" After Xuantian finished speaking, he slapped the table and shouted: "Waiter, on.. Serving! ”
"On.. When you serve food, you still drink it when you say that it is not good? I wondered, "Do Taoist priests have you like you?" It's a shame. ”
"You know a hammer!" Xuantian said.
As he was talking, a waiter came over with a food cart: "Sir, your dish." ”
"What's your name, sir? Don't you see the robe I'm wearing? Call the Taoist Chief, or the Taoist Master! You know? Xuantian said angrily.
"Roll the edge!" I pushed Xuantian and said to the waiter: "Don't pay attention to him, this guy has just been released from the mental hospital, and he is a little rushed to speak, don't care." ”