Because when this girl came back, she was carrying two big bags in her hand, and they were full.

I looked at it suspiciously, only to realize that the two bags were full of yen.

"Damn, a lot of money! Daughter-in-law, you whispered to you how much yen I exchanged? I asked, swallowing.

"It's not much, it's just a million." Wei Chixue said cutely.

"A million?" I said with a painful face, "Are you telling me that you are going to buy a house in Japan for a long time by exchanging so many yen?" A million, when will it be spent? ”

"You don't have to worry about that, if you want, I'll spend it in minutes, and you don't have to buy a house at all; Do you believe it or not? Wei Chixue said with a pout.

"Faith." I nodded: "I don't believe that no one has to believe you; But when you're done squandering all this money, you have to make sure I have three meals a day, and I don't sleep on the streets. ”

"I can still consider this!" Wei Chi Xuejiao smiled.

"Cut, yes must be considered!" I said solemnly, "Otherwise... ”

"Or what?" Wei Chixue asked with a small face.

"Otherwise, I'll be hungry and sleep on the streets! What else? Can I still beat my daughter-in-law? I raised my head and said righteously.

"Although the reason you say this is that you are afraid of being beaten by me, it still sounds more comfortable." Wei Chixue touched her chin and said, "For your sake, I'll give you an excuse to sleep out tonight!" But don't worry, I won't let you go hungry no matter what. ”

After finishing speaking, Wei Chixue stared at me with a grin; But her eyes told me a message.

That is, if I don't follow her words, she will definitely beat me.

Seeing this, a hint of anger also appeared in my eyes;

"I'm a soldier, an eight-foot man; How can I give in to you, a weak woman? Don't say you don't care about my food, just don't care about my food! I don't have an opinion either. I said righteously.

Originally, when I heard the first half of my sentence, Wei Chixue was still a little angry; But after hearing the second half of my sentence, Wei Chixue's little face immediately turned from cloudy to clear.

said with a smile: "Since you are so knowledgeable about current affairs, then you can take care of the money for tonight's meal, I don't care!" However, you don't want to get your bank card back; Don't even think about it. ”

"I rub, don't you? So ruthless? You want to keep the rhythm of the widow! I smiled wryly.

"You just want to stay alive and widowed, what can you do? Besides, am I engaged to you? Married? It's not appropriate to say that I am a widow, right? Can't I find another one when you're dead? After saying that, Wei Chixue turned around and left.

But he didn't take a few steps and stopped.

Seeing this, my heart warms; Damn, it's worthy of being my daughter-in-law, and sure enough, I can't rest assured that I will be cold and starve alone.

"By the way, I want to ask you something." Wei Chixue said with a serious face.

"Daughter-in-law, you say! I promise to know everything, and I promise to say everything. I said politely.

"You just said you're an eight-foot man, right?" Ulike Xue asked.

"That's right! What's wrong? I wondered.

"In the present unit of length, a foot is thirty-three centimeters; Eight feet is two meters and six four. After speaking, Wei Chixue looked at me and said, "You have two meters and six four?" ”

"Nope." I laughed dryly: "One meter seventy-nine." ”

"Then you say a fart eight-foot man, I thought you were even more fierce than Yao Ming's buddy." The snow turned white at the pond, and I turned around and left.

"Hey, hey, hey! Wait for me. With that, I pulled my legs and followed: "You don't really want to care about me, do you?" ”

"Didn't you say you're okay with whatever you are?" Wei Chixue glanced at me and said, "Then I'll see how capable you are, you can't speak Japanese, and you're still putting up a fight in front of me." What kind of big-tailed eagle are you? accustomed to you; ”

"!" I waved my hand and said, "Who told you I don't speak Japanese?" ”

Hearing my roar, everyone was stunned, and they all selflessly turned their eyes to me.

"Yo? Can you? How dare you yell at me? Come on, come on, say a few words in Japanese! I can't speak Japanese, so my mother broke her leg for you today. Wei Chixue said with her arms crossed.

"Isn't it just a few words of birding? Listen up. After saying that, I coughed twice, cleared my throat and said, "Flax falls, do it, Moxi Moxi Hulade." ”

After saying that, I looked at Ulikexue proudly.

"You vile, shameless whore. Apprentices, sluts. "Wei Chixue rushed over to give me a good beating.

After the war subsided, my handsome and dashing face was beaten like a pig's head by her.

"I'm already speaking Japanese, why are you still beating me?" I asked, covering my face and feeling aggrieved.

"Are you talking about Japanese?" Ulike Xue asked.

"Why isn't it Japanese, I learned it all from Japanese action movies! They are all guided by famous teachers. I nodded.

“。。。” Wei Chixue looked at me with a lot of joy, but it was so cheap that she couldn't even say a word.

"Really, if you don't believe me, I'll give you a list." As I spoke, I counted on my fingers: "Teacher Cang, Teacher Yoshizawa Akiho; And Mr. Hata. ”

"That's enough." Wei Chixue yelled and turned her head to leave.

"Alright, alright! Teasing you. I quickly followed and took Ulikexue's hand.

"Daughter-in-law, if you invite me to dinner, I will tell you a secret." I said with a grin.

"What's the secret? Now I say, or I won't invite you to dinner. Ulike Xue glanced at me.

"Don't make a fuss, how can such a shocking secret be told here?" As I spoke, I looked around cautiously and said, "Let's go, find a hotel for dinner first, and then I'll tell you about this matter as it is." ”

Seeing that I was so cautious, Wei Chixue seemed to have a little bit of belief, frowned and asked, "Is it so secret?" ”

"That's pretty classified." I said with a grin.

With that, I went to a hotel with Ulike Xue and asked for a private room.

After ordering seven or eight dishes, the two of us sat in the private room and waited.

"Hey! What is that earth-shattering secret you're talking about? First of all, don't fool me. Wei Chixue squinted at me and said, "If I know that you dare to lie to me and fool me, you will know the consequences." ”

"Look at what you say! I promise I won't lie to you. After saying that, I hooked my finger at Wei Chixue.

Then, Wei Chixue came over: "What's the matter, say it quickly!" Don't sell it, or I'll beat you; ”

"Actually, we have been followed all the time along this road." I whispered.