Hearing Zhang Jin call her brother and sister, Wei Chixue first blushed, and then said in a thin voice: "Haneda." ”

"Oh yes, yes, Haneda Airport; Made's name is disgusting. After speaking, Zhang Jin patted me on the shoulder: "Brother, buy three air tickets." ”

"Okay." I nodded and said to Wei Chixue, "Daughter-in-law, give me some money; The money is yours, and the bank cards are yours. ”

"Yikes." Wei Chixue suddenly shouted: "I left the more than one million in that hotel." ”

"Fuck me!" Zhang Jin was even more exaggerated, and shouted out directly: "More than one million are all thrown into that dilapidated hotel?" We are not going back today, going to the hotel to ask for money. ”

"Alright." I glanced at Zhang Jin: "Throw it away, even if we look for it now, can someone give it to us?" It's all to blame on this old lady. ”

With that, I turned around and walked towards the ticket gate.

But fortunately, the conductor's little sister can speak Chinese, but he only said one sentence to me: Hello sir, all the tickets you need have been sold;

However, after spending more than 3,000 yuan, I bought three consecutive tickets to Beijing from three Japanese people.

"How? Did you buy it? Seeing me coming back, Zhang Jin hurriedly asked.

"I bought it, but it cost more than a thousand dollars." With that, I took out my ticket and divided one by one.

"Ten minutes from now?" Wei Chixue said with a frown.

"What's wrong? Late? I asked.

"No, it's a little early; I still want to go back to the hotel and get our money back, which is more than a million. Wei Chixue said aggrievedly.

"It's okay, it's just more than a million yen, and it's not much money, so it's just a hundred thousand, let's feed the dog." I smiled and touched Wei Chixue's head and said.

Then, we walked to the boarding gate with our tickets in hand.

On the way to the plane, I endured the fox smell of the American man in front of me.

Finally, after boarding the plane, I sat down with Uiikeyuki.

But then my face changed.

This grandson is next to my number; And it's right to my left and right.

The thought of having to endure the choking smell of foxes made me look disgusted.

"What's wrong with you? Prostatitis committed? Wei Chixue asked with a smile.

I pointed at the American and then at my nose.

Then, Wei Chixue pretended to be casual and sniffed it.

Then, Wei Chixue actually vomited exaggeratedly.

It's not a problem for her to vomit, but she just vomited all over my pants, and that's the problem.

"I'm sorry, Bing! I just can't help it. Wei Chixue blushed and said embarrassedly.

"It's okay, I'll go to the toilet to wash, you can quickly wipe it with paper." With that, I got up and walked to the bathroom.

After coming to the toilet, I took out the toilet paper from the toilet and wiped the stains on my pants that Wei Chixue spit out.

While he was wiping, the American walked in.

"Hello, friend." The American said in Chinese.

"Uh." I was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "Hello! Who are you? ”

"My name is James, and I'm a member of the clergy of our Christ Church." The man named James said.

"Oh, then I don't know what Mr. James is looking for me?" I wondered.

"Our cardinal wants to meet Mr. Wang." James said.

"Cardinal?" I frowned and said, "I don't seem to have any conflict of interest with you Christians, do I?" ”

"Mr. Wang, don't worry about it, we cardinals just want to talk to Mr. Wang, it's okay to talk." James said.

"Uh. It's nagging! "I've got a black line.

"Haha, I don't have deep research on Chinese." After speaking, James smiled and stretched out his hand and said, "Mr. Wang, please be sure to give me this face." ”

"Okay!" I nodded, "That's fine; But I have to go back home. ”

"Don't worry about this Mr. Wang, our cardinal can wait for you at any time, Mr. Wang; Moreover, the smell just now was not a fox odor, but a special one made by our cardinal to distinguish the monsters. As long as it's a youkai, it will spit out; With that, James turned and walked out.

When James was out, I pulled up another big ball of paper until I wiped my pants clean, and I didn't go out.

But when I got out, James didn't sit in his seat.

"What about the Yankee? Where did it go? I asked, sitting down.

"Didn't he go to the bathroom to look for you?" Wei Chixue glanced at me and said, "You two didn't do anything bad in the toilet, did you?" ”

"What do you want, daughter-in-law!" I gave Wei Chixue a fierce look: "Your thoughts are too dirty and evil. ”

"Oh, yes! What about Zhang Jin? "I turned my head and found that Zhang Jin was also gone.

"I don't know! I just threw up again, so I don't care about looking at him. Wei Chixue said.

"Throwing up again?" I glanced up and down at Wei Chixue and said, "Where did you vomit?" ”

"Oh, spit on Zhang Jin's clothes, and then he went to wash it." Wei Chixue said with a pout.

"Then you still say you don't know?" I had a big head for a while.

"Isn't that kidding you?" Wei Chixue said.

As he was talking, Zhang Jin walked back with a loveless look.

Seeing that it was empty next to me, he sat next to me: "Wang Bing, what was that foreign devil looking for you just now?" Let's talk about it. ”

"You know he's looking for me?" I asked.

"Nonsense, he's one of the priesthood bishops of Christianity, just a little lower than the cardinal." After Zhang Jin finished speaking, he smiled: "Say it, don't hide it with your own brothers." ”

"Get out of here, who's your own brother? You don't have a reminder for your own brother? "I punched Zhang Jin angrily.

Who knew that this scene happened to be seen by a programmer ape in the front seat, and this grandson actually ran directly to the captain's room to tell me that the captain was going to hijack the plane, of course, this is a later story.

Then, Zhang Jin grabbed me by the neck and made a fuss.

In the end, it was the sweet smile of the flight attendant that stopped our farce.

However, when the plane landed, I saw that there were three floors inside and outside the airport, and the outer three floors were full of special police officers with loaded guns, and even Wei Chixue said that there were a few snipers not far away.

"I'm sloppy, what's going on?" Zhang Jin said excitedly: "Is it that someone hijacked our plane?" ”

At this time, the programmer ape jumped out and pointed at me and said, "That's you, you want to hijack the plane?" Didn't expect me to inform the captain in advance? ”

Now I'm confused, I'm going to fly back to another country, why don't I become a hijacker.

"Dude, what do you mean by that? Why did I hijack the plane? I said with an innocent look on my face.

"It's you, you just beat up with this old man and clearly wanted to hijack the plane!" The program ape said.