Chapter 05: Chief Pharmacist
"Strengthen the muscles and strengthen the bone soup......? Butterfly grass for a ...... or two One or two crystal jade lotus seeds...... Red Devil Flower ...... Two-two...... Snort, this is what you call the formula of the first-grade elixir? Little brother, you are going to use this broken thing to fool me, when I, the second-grade elixir master, eats white rice? Okay, I don't remember the villain, you, where did you come from, don't hinder me from refining medicine here. ”
On the ground floor of the Medicine Refining Hall, the recipe that Nie Kong had just written was crumpled up and slammed back into his arms, and the pockmarked guy on the other side was about thirty years old and had a pockmarked face, and waved his hand impatiently like a fly, and his eyes fell on the medicine pod on the table in front of him.
The little pet in the dantian was still waiting for the meal, how could Nie Kong just give up, forcibly endured the displeasure in his heart, and said: "This eldest brother, taking a bath with the medicinal juice made from this recipe really has the effect of strengthening muscles and bones, especially for children who have just started to cultivate." ”
Mazi face glared, and said annoyingly: "I said that you are endless, strong muscles and bones, I am still strong chicken aphrodisiac? Hey, strong chicken aphrodisiac? Oh ho ............ho ho It's a healthy chicken aphrodisiac, you use this recipe to boil medicine and take a bath, Xiao ** must have grown a lot, ho ho ho ho, come, come, let my uncle take a good look at ......"
A pair of triangular-eyed thieves slid towards Nie Kong, and the smile on Mazi's face became extremely obscene, and the elixir masters around him frowned.
I didn't expect there to be such a guy in the alchemy hall, Nie Kong sneered: "What are you calling Nie? I want to see Lao Tzu's ** so much, right, come, lie down obediently, open your mouth, Lao Tzu pee on your face, and it's all a child's urine! Look at your unlucky and decrepit appearance, you must have been a second-grade elixir master for a long time, drink all Lao Tzu's child's urine, maybe you will be able to break through to the third grade immediately." Lao Tzu has always been generous, I won't charge you, if you look well-behaved on your stomach, Lao Tzu can also give you a bubble of boy urine for free, thank you Lao Tzu. ”
Scolding in one breath, Nie Kong only felt hearty, but after scolding, he felt a little surprised, in his previous life, he cultivated his own surname, no matter how angry he was, he would not scold like this, could it be that the guy in the past was suppressed for too long, so that his surname was also affected by his memory. However, this feeling of scolding is indeed very pleasant, as if all the depressed breath in my heart erupted with the sound.
"Hey, hey!" "Haha!" "Hee-hee!"
The dozen or so elixir masters who were dispensing medicine around couldn't help laughing, the man's mouth let out all kinds of weird laughter, and his playful gaze slipped between Mazi's face and Nie Kong, while the woman's cheeks were slightly red and her eyes drooped, but the smile on the corner of her lips couldn't hide it.
"Don't laugh!
Mazi's face was blue and red for a while, her expression was extremely exciting, she puffed out her two eyes and looked around, and screamed angrily. It's a pity that he is obviously not very popular in the Alchemy Hall, and after a roar, those elixir masters laughed even louder, and some people gave Nie Kong a thumbs up.
Mazi was even more embarrassed, but he couldn't help them, and finally had to vent his anger on Nie Kong: "Little bastard, you dare to scold me?" Mazi looked hideous, his cheeks were twisted, and his pitted face suddenly seemed to be covered with many maggots that kept moving.
Nie Kong smiled: "Who is the little bastard scolding?"
Mazi's face fell, and he blurted out: "Little bastard scolded you!"
"Oh ho ho ......"
On the ground floor of the Alchemy Hall, there was another burst of laughter, and there was even a guy who deliberately learned the very special strange laughter of Mazi.
"It's not the little bastard who scolds me, it's the old bastard who scolds me...... It's not right, looking at your age, it is estimated that you are in your thirties, neither old nor young, do you want to be called a bastard. This is not a good name, Nie what, why don't you get older, or a little younger?" Nie Kong looked distressed.
"Good, good, good little rabbit cub with sharp teeth and sharp mouth, Lao Tzu will teach you a lesson today, so that you know what it means to respect your elders. The bickering mouth couldn't fight Nie Kong, Mazi was so angry that he trembled all over, his face was red and purple, and the fierce light in his triangular eyes shimmered, and he screamed and rushed towards Nie Kong.
Nie Kong had already prepared, and with a flash of his figure, he hid behind the nearest middle-aged woman.
Mazi pounced in the air, smiling and chasing after her, but there was the woman in the middle, and she always stood in front of Mazi intentionally or unintentionally, so the three played the game of eagle catching chicks and hens protecting chicks. The eagle has always been difficult to succeed, and he was so angry that he jumped like thunder, and shouted nonsense: "Little rabbit cub, you hide? ”
"What are you doing? noisy in the Alchemy Hall, what kind of body is it?" At this time, an old man over half a hundred years old and with a clear appearance walked in at the door, who was actually dressed in sackcloth and barefoot, with red hair like blood.
"Master Tianxin!"
The moment the old man came in, the alchemy hall was suddenly silent, and in an instant, all the elixir masters, including Mazi and the middle-aged woman, bowed down and shouted, with a respectful attitude.
Nie Kong walked out from behind the middle-aged woman, and said secretly in his heart: "Master Tianxin, I think it is the chief five-grade elixir master hired by the Nie family to practice Tianxin. "Lian Tianxin has been in the Nie family for twenty years, and Nie Kong has heard a lot of rumors about him, such as his perennial linen clothes and bare feet, red as blood, etc., it is said that the word "Tianxin" in his name is also derived from the elixir of "Tianxinzi".
However, although he had heard a lot, Nie Kong had seen him for the first time. The Nie Family's Medicine Refining Hall has a total of two Five-Rank Elixir Masters, one is Lian Tianxin, and the other is Fifth Elder Nie Xingyun. The five elders were even more mysterious, Nie Kong had never seen him, and he hadn't heard of him much.
"Master Tianxin, you came just in time, that kid said that he was here to offer a prescription, but in fact, he deliberately came to the Medicine Refining Hall with a fake one to make trouble, and he must be taught a lesson. Ma Zi swooped to Lian Tianxin to complain, with a look of righteous indignation on his face, as if he had been greatly wronged.
"Oh, fake prescription? Show it to the old man. Lian Tianxin looked at Nie Kongdao, but he didn't ask the teacher for his guilt because of Mazi's words.
"Please take a look, Master. ”
Nie Kong unfolded the crumpled prescription and handed it over. In the Heavenly Spirit Continent, only those elixir masters above the fifth grade can be called "masters", this kind of person has definitely been concentrating on the study of medicine all his life, and for them, Nie Kong still respects them very much.
Mazi glanced at Nie Kong proudly, everyone in the Medicine Refining Hall knew that Lian Tianxin was the most rigid and serious, and there was no room for sand in his eyes, as long as he judged that the prescription was fake, then Nie Kong would be convicted of coming to the Medicine Refining Hall to make trouble, and when the time came, he would have to eat the bitter fruit.
Lian Tianxin whispered: "One or two Tianxinzi, one or two butterfly grass, one or two crystal jade lotus seeds, two taels of Red Devil Flower......" When he read the word "Tianxinzi", Lian Tianxin glanced at Nie Kong with some surprise, and when he read the last "Red Devil Flower", there was already a slight thought in his eyes.
"Master Tianxin, you see how ridiculous his prescription is, the Tianxinzi, Butterfly Grass and Crystal Jade Lotus Seeds in front of him are nothing, but he actually added a red devil flower containing trace toxins to these three flavor medicines, and one plus is two taels, and he also said that what kind of muscle and bone strengthening soup is suitable for children, it is not bad if it does not damage people's bodies......" Mazi buzzed around Lian Tianxin like a fly.
Lian Tianxin didn't pay attention to Nie Mazi, but narrowed his eyes, and after more than ten seconds, his eyes suddenly opened, and a smile appeared on his solemn face: "Little guy, your 'Muscle Strengthening and Bone Soup' is very good, especially the two or two 'Red Devil Flowers' at the end are well added, which can be described as the finishing touch." This Red Devil Flower contains a small amount of toxins, which can be combined with Tianxin Seed, Butterfly Grass and Crystal Jade Lotus Seed, which not only eliminates the toxins, but also maximizes the medicinal power. ”
"Huh?"
A suppressed whisper suddenly sounded in the alchemy hall. Those elixir masters looked at each other, and they all saw the surprise in each other's eyes, although they were very disdainful of that Nie Mazi, but after hearing the formula, they had already decided that it was fake in their hearts, but they didn't expect it to be so praised by Master Tianxin.
The more Nie Mazi listened, the more his heart sank, and in the end he was dumbfounded, his cheeks covered with pockmarks twitched one by one, his mouth opened slightly, and a small half of his tongue stretched out from his mouth, hanging weakly on his lower lip, like a duck whose neck was pinched, and his appearance was indescribably funny.
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