The immortals of the wizarding world often laugh at the short-born species, generation after generation, always making the same mistakes. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

It's as if a human laughs at a swimming fish for only five seconds.

However, unlike fish that actually only have a five-second memory, humans tend to be adept at using memory to embellish facts.

For example, Zhou Gong used morality to cover up the bloody memories under the Yin Ruins, turning the history of cannibalism into a legendary thriller story in the Spring and Autumn Period; for example, the indomitable and pioneering pioneers of Great America were actually just villains, scum and losers in the Old World; and for example, in Zheng Qing's impression, the former special plane escort, Mr. Hilda, was a very reliable and reassuring character.

However, reality is always much crueler than memory.

In the middle of the green valley, an open meadow.

The freshmen of the Astronomy 08-1 class of Jiuyou Academy and the Alchemy 08-1 class of Alpha Academy silently watched the 12-year-old little witch interact happily with the teacher of the practical class, and they were speechless.

"Sir, sir, why do you have so many pigtails on your head?" Li Meng looked at the little pigtails on Hilda's head with a curious face, and raised his hand to ask.

"My hair is like snow, and it binds my thoughts. Hilda's face was sad and worried.

Zheng Qing shuddered, looked at the familiar and unfamiliar face in horror, and tried his best to associate the reassuring figure in his mind with the funny face in front of him.

"Then sir, why do you have so many iron rings on your face and so many copper nails?" Li Meng asked with perseverance waving his short arms and jumping up.

"The nail on the door locked my life and death. Hilda's sleeves were hidden, and her voice choked.

So, what does the face have to do with the door, and what does it have to do with life and death, hey! Zheng Qing looked at the two guys in front of him who seemed to be acting in a drama with a cruel expression, and forcibly resisted his urge to roar.

He looked back, and many of the students at the Nine Talents Academy still looked sluggish. However, Xiao Xiao's face was expressionless, and he looked a little serious - of course, this is not surprising, after all, in all teachers' classes, Xiao Xiao has this serious expression.

Opposite them, those white-robed alpha freshmen seemed to be completely unaffected by the scene in the field, and they were still able to change their faces and look at the teacher with a solemn expression, as if he was talking about some advanced magical knowledge.

No wonder many people say that Alpha is a hypocrite, and everyone is honest and does not deceive me, Zheng Qing nodded secretly.

"Sir, what are you doing covering your face?" In the venue, Li Meng waved his arms, his eyes full of questions.

"Of course it is......" Hilda covered her face, her voice lowering.

"What?" Li Meng squeezed out of the crowd and leaned in front of the young assistant coach, trying to hear what he was saying.

"Ah!" The teacher of the practical class suddenly lowered his sleeves and put his face in front of Li Meng's eyes.

The white, bulging eyeballs, like two shelled hard-boiled eggs, were stuck outside the eye sockets of Mr. Teaching Assistant, and the pinpoint-sized pupils dripped, and the uneven thickness of the blood vessels hung sparsely on the eyeballs, adding a bit of weirdness.

The face was a little puffy, and the skin on the face seemed to be wrinkled by hot water, and it looked like it was in tatters.

The left half of the nose was lost, leaving only a large, abrupt black hole, and the other half of the nose seemed to have been smashed with a hammer, crumbling under the restraint of a few fragile tendons.

The pitch-black tongue hung halfway out of his lips, and blue mucus flowed from it.

In short, this face can be put in any horror movie and deservedly serve as the ultimate boss.

"Ah!!h

"!!" The freshmen standing in the front row were also taken aback by this honor, and they even rolled and hid backwards.

"Asi!!" Zheng Qing came back to his senses, and 10,000 alpacas rushed past in his heart.

Obviously, this unobtrusive practical class teacher didn't know why, and suddenly wanted to scare everyone.

But it's class, hey!

Zheng Qing rolled up his sleeves and forcibly suppressed the urge to rush up and beat him. Because he knew that his force value could not suppress this assistant teacher at present, the only consequence of rushing forward was to be counter-suppressed.

If he had a textbook in his hand, he would have smashed it on the ground.

The other freshmen who had recovered their strength gathered around again, and several able-bodied boys began to look Hilda up and down with bad intentions.

In the center of the field, Mr. TA who felt good about himself stood up straight, spread his hands, shrugged his shoulders, and accidentally knocked the eyeballs out of his sockets.

"This is your future!" Hilda raised her hand, thrust back the eyeball that had fallen out of her socket, and shouted in a high-pitched voice, "Poisoned, blinded, disfigured, mutilated!"

Four terrifying images appear out of thin air around the freshmen, scrolling through all sorts of poignant images.

When the projection was gone, Assistant Coach Hilda's face had returned to normal.

The familiar face of decadence, full of brass nails and iron rings, reappeared in front of everyone's eyes.

Zheng Qing was surprised to find that he suddenly felt that this face looked much more pleasing to the eye.

Hilda waved her arms and cried out hoarsely:

"What you see is the future that the wizards who hunt demons will face!"

"The world is cruel!"

"You never know what's going to happen in the next moment. ”

"If you're not ready, then please turn around and leave my class!"

"If you're ready, stand in line!

"Now. Mr. TA opened his eyes wide and skipped over the nervous young faces, "Tell me your choice!"

Every freshman stood quietly in the middle of the line.

No one chooses to leave.

Mr. TA nodded with satisfaction and smiled gently.

"Then, please ask our lovely classmate Li Meng to stand back in the team. Hilda waved her hand casually, opened the law book in her hand, and said, "According to the grouping of the previous class, rearrange the formation!"

The first practical session is held indoors.

At that time, the teaching assistant was acting very normal. Like the teachers of the other classes, he just called names, familiarized himself with the faces of the two classes, listened to their self-introductions, and then divided the new students into small groups.

According to his explanation in the last class, all the course arrangements and assignment requirements of the practical class are completed in small groups.

Hearing the teacher's arrangement, the two freshman teams began to mingle, each trying to find their own partner.

"Li Meng?" Assistant Hilda squinted at the young witch standing beside her, and reached out to pat her on the shoulder, "You can go back to the team." ”

"Uh!" Li Meng hiccuped, rolled his eyes, and fell straight to the ground.

The freshmen were stunned for a moment, and suddenly fell into even greater panic.