An embarrassing thing about the author

[Here, the author will be incarnated as the emperor.] 】

Emperor: Today, I was bullied by a rebel and thief, how are you going to solve this matter?

Ministers: (draws his sword/sword): Slash!

Emperor: Well done! Come, I give you the address, JM City Jingxian School xxxxxx

Prime Minister: Your Majesty, forgive the ministers for daring to ask, what did that chaotic minister and thief do to you?

Emperor: (embarrassed) Today I saw that my harem was full of garbage, and I was ordered by the Queen Mother...... So he was in vain, picked up a broom and began to sweep the floor. The Queen Mother arranged for me to be in a group with a monkey. As a result, I was scolded by the monkey for eating shila rice. (This was my pre-term language, stolen by a stinky monkey!) I'm so angry! )

Imperial Doctor: The minister is guilty——! The monkey minister promised to personally catch it and present it to the emperor!!

Emperor: That monkey seems to have a good background, and he also scolded several of my favorite concubines, and also scolded them for eating shila rice. He also started a conflict with my favorite concubines in front of me!

Prime Minister: Your Majesty! You are the king of a country!

Emperor: Hmm...... I wanted to report to the Queen Mother that I didn't sweep the floor seriously, but the Queen Mother kept watching me sweep. Then the stinky monkey was scolded by the Queen Mother (smug)

Doctor: Wow, this monkey, that's so unbelievable!

Prime Minister: And pinch?

Ministers: Ministers are curious.

Emperor: After? Since then, the stinky monkey has been directing me and my concubine to sweep the floor, mop the floor and wipe the railing...... Blind command. I also scolded my Snow Concubine. Then I yelled "Get out of the way" behind the monkey, who seemed startled and quickly got out of the way. Then my Snow Concubine looked at this cowardly monkey and immediately laughed.

Ministers: The emperor is really extraordinary!

Emperor: Then the monkey started scolding my Snow Concubine again, and I yelled again, "Stop arguing! The two men immediately shut up.

Ministers: The emperor has a bull batch!

Emperor: Then my concubine took the mop and tried to wet the floor with some water, but she was scolded by the stinky monkey again. Dare to compare with me! I deliberately slowed down the sweeping speed and the monkey to death.

Ministers: That concubine of the moon?

Emperor: Don't mention that Concubine Yue, she was so angry that she told Concubine Yan of a neighboring country about my embarrassment.

Doctor: This.... It doesn't seem to be under the control of the ministers??? After all, that concubine has a big temper.... She is simply a tigress who has no misdeeds.

Emperor: Then the concubine told Concubine Yan about it, and the monkey happened to pass by, and Concubine Yue immediately shut up.

Prime Minister: Look at her cowardice!

Emperor: I'm thinking about what to do with Concubine Yue, Aiqing should step back first!

Ministers: Ministers retire!