Chapter 98: You are the biggest threat to the fortunes of the Tang Dynasty

Seeing that Li Yi was entangled, Li Mu simply approached the two princes and grandfathers and squatted in front of them.

Take these two old guys, as long as you settle the two of them, the others are just a rabble.

Li Mu asked: "Two old grandfathers, my grandson passed by here just now, and I saw you sitting in the main hall and waiting for someone, sulking, you see, it's all afternoon, and I haven't even eaten breakfast. ”

Li Mu glared at Li Yi, and the two old princes were happy when they saw that Li Mu was sincere and wanted to invite dinner.

Li Zhenguo asked: "Good grandson, please eat, grandpa is not welcome, but what, do you still have to talk to grandpa about conditions?" ”

Li Mu said with a smile: "The grandson respects his grandfather and eats a big meal, it should be, there is no condition, but this Grandpa Li Yi is a little confused, he won't let him eat for a while, let him continue to be hungry, what do you think?" ”

Li Yi heard the black line on his face, and shouted: "Twenty-first prince, if you want to mess around again, the old man is not polite to you, I am waiting here to reason with Your Majesty, what kind of food to eat?" Get out now? ”

Li Mu took Li Shangwu's hand, pretended to be pitiful, and said: "Grandpa, you see, I'm not wrong, you and your father are theoretical, what's the matter with me, I ran into it, seeing the hard work of the old grandfathers, please have a meal, is there anything wrong?" ”

Diverting the contradictions and letting the old guy engage in infighting on his own, although clumsy, is the most effective method.

After all, Li Shangwu was born in the military camp and had a straightforward personality, and when he saw Li Mu being scared by Li Yi, he was immediately unhappy.

Li Shangwu shouted: "Li Yi, what are you yelling for? Twenty-one is still a child, a piece of filial piety, invite us to dinner, what kind of majesty are you playing, Li Yi, I think the good grandson is right, after a while, we will eat, you do it. ”

After Li Shangwu finished speaking, he patted Li Mu and asked, "How is it, is grandpa domineering?" ”

Li Mu kept nodding and gave Li Shangwu a thumbs up, and Li Shangwu grinned excitedly.

Li Yi was reprimanded, and he was extremely depressed, he was a few years younger than Li Shangwu, and he was a grandfather, but he knew that Li Shangwu had a violent personality and was a prince.

Li Yi could only sulk.

Li Mu sneered: "Grandpa Li Yi, are you afraid, you have the ability to fight with the prince and grandfather, see which of you is powerful?" ”

Anyone can fight with each other, stir them up, and it will be lively, once these old guys call each other, this kind of temporary gathering grass platform team will immediately collapse.

The serious death scene was stirred up by Li Mu.

Even Li Zhenguo couldn't see Li Yi's arrogance, and scolded a few words, Li Yi was so angry that his hair was stretched, and Xu Jiyuan kept pulling the corners of his clothes.

Everyone formed a group to discuss the law with Li Longji and teach the emperor that he should not do anything wrong, but do it himself, and become a system.

Li Mu pretended to be stupid, fanning the flames among a group of grandfathers, currying favor with the obedient, and after a while, dozens of old guys messed up. Quarrel and shout, slander each other.

Li Mu accepted it when he saw it, and recognized Li Shangwu, a fierce old man, to be his backer, and he was not afraid of big things when he saw the excitement.

Li Shangwu had a good impression of Li Mu, and when he saw other people making noise, he didn't care, and chatted happily with Li Mu.

Li Shangwu asked: "Good grandson, do you know what we are doing this today?" ”

Li Mu said: "I don't know, I don't want to know, you are all heavyweights in the imperial court, and you are also concerned about national affairs, I am a child, I don't understand anything, and I am not interested." ”

Li Shangwu laughed: "I like the temperament of a good grandson, to put it bluntly, it's all your old man, indecent, nonsense, even his own daughter-in-law." ”

Li Mu pretended to be shocked and asked, "Grandpa, is there still such a thing?" Did you misunderstand your father? ”

Li Shangwu sneered: "Misunderstanding? Good grandson, Li Mao is your brother, that Yang Yuhuan is your sister-in-law, and now it's your son, who wants to occupy your sister-in-law, the most shameless joke in the world, you really don't know? ”

Li Mu said: "Grandpa, this is not right, I heard that the eighteenth brother and his wife have long been reconciled, and the sister-in-law has become a monk, she is a real master, she is a free person, anyone can pursue it, why can't my father?" ”

Li Shangwu was asked a bad answer, so he directly patted Li Mu and said: "Regardless of whether that Yang Yuhuan is free or not, Lao Tzu and his daughter-in-law are together, which is contrary to human ethics and morality, and will be laughed at by the world." You kid, you don't understand. ”

Li Mu didn't debate, changed the topic, and asked, "Old man, has he gone to the Jiaofang Division to listen to music every night recently?" ”

As soon as Li Shangwu heard the Jiaofang Division, he grinned: "The Jiaofang Division is a good place, the old man is an idler, he must come every night, what, good grandson, I also want my grandfather to take you there?" ”

Li Mu said: "That kind of place, I won't go, it's good if the old man is happy, old man, do you have any concubines this year?" ”

Li Shangwu saw that what Li Mu asked was what he liked, and said even more presumptuously: "Concubine, of course there is, when can you forget to take a concubine, although grandpa is more than seventy, his body is very strong, grandson, why do you care about this?" ”

Li Mu smiled and said: "Old grandfather, the dragon is fierce and fierce, the grandson congratulates you, old grandfather, you take a concubine, go to the teaching workshop, is there anyone with a long tongue, gossiping, saying that you are disrespectful to the old?" ”

"They dare, who dares to gossip about the old man, the old man doesn't break their necks, the old man takes a concubine, what's wrong with going to the Jiaofang Division? It shows that the old man should be strong and strong, this is my private matter, who dares to talk about it behind my back? ”

Li Mu gave a thumbs up again and said: "The old man is really majestic, he likes a woman, it is his own business, it is a private matter, as long as he is consensual, it has nothing to do with anyone, grandpa, are you right?" ”

Li Shangwu was dumbfounded.

It turns out that this little guy is digging a hole for himself, and his private affairs are not allowed to be discussed by others, and what are he doing now?

Li Shangwu felt ridiculous for a moment, isn't he just a woman, if Yang Yuhuan didn't become a monk, Li Longji forcibly took possession, it was indeed too ridiculous, but since he and Li Mao were reconciled, they were separated from the relationship between husband and wife, and they were free people.

Li Longji can like it, I Li Shangwu can also like it, everyone in the world can like it, as long as Yang Yuhuan is willing? Isn't it particularly nosy?

Although Li Shangwu was upright and tendoned, he immediately figured it out, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he suddenly smiled: "Good grandson, grandpa is urgent, you help me up, grandpa will go to the toilet." ”

Li Mu didn't ask, everything was done until the point, Li Mu happily helped Li Shangwu up and sent him out of the hall.

Li Mu turned around and came back and sat next to Li Zhenguo, Li Zhenguo hurriedly stood up and said curtly: "You good grandson, you seem innocent and cute, but you are very ghostly in your heart, I don't talk to you, and I am also anxious." ”

Li Zhenguo has been listening to Li Mu and Li Shangwu talking, and the meaning is very simple and clear.

Li Zhenguo also felt that it was a bit of a fuss, for such a without a trace, he was tired and starved for most of the day, and immediately had a grudge against Li Yi and his group.

Li Mu also helped Li Zhenguo get up and go to the toilet.

The arguments and complaints in the hall gradually weakened, and the old guy really didn't have much strength.

At this time, suddenly from the outside, a burst of stir-fried vegetables wafted in, the strong aroma of meat, more penetrating than anything, instantly filled the entire hall.

Li Mu only heard everyone twitching their noses and licking their lips, and Li Mu felt that the time was almost up.

Li Mu stood up and said, "Grandfathers, you smell it, right?" In the side hall outside the main hall, vegetables are being fried and meat is boiled, all of which are specially honored by the grandpas when they see the hard work of the grandfathers. ”

"The two princes and grandfathers have already gone to enjoy a good meal, grandfathers, it is more comfortable to come back and talk about it after eating and drinking, than to be hungry, right? What are you waiting for, go, eat a big meal. ”

Before Li Mu's agitation was finished, a few old guys ran out impatiently, and when Li Mu finished speaking, everyone almost dispersed in a hurry, and they all followed the fragrance.

Li Yi and Xu Jiyuan suddenly realized that this was Li Mu's premeditated move to disintegrate everyone, but these old guys are used to pampering, and a meal is more important than any major event in the world.

Li Yi grabbed Li Mu's arm and asked, "Li Mu, is this your deliberate troublemaking and scattering people's hearts, are you confused?" ”

Li Mu sneered: "Grandpa Li Yi, I think you are really confused, you also saw it just now, heard it, even the prince and grandfather understand that you are messing around, not to mention eating on time, so that the old grandfathers can have a healthy body, are you wrong, or am I wrong?" ”

Li Yi was dumbfounded by the question, it was inevitable that the situation would get out of control, but he didn't expect to be made a mess by a yellow-mouthed child, which was beyond Li Yi's expectations.

Seeing that Li Yi was speechless, Xu Jiyuan also questioned Li Mu: "Twenty-one prince, do you know how serious the consequences of Your Majesty's actions will be?" is related to the national fortune of Datang, you are misleading the country! ”

Li Mu hated Li Yi and Xu Jiyuan's remarks the most, and immediately fought back: "Grandpa Xu, what did my father do?" It is related to the fortune of the Tang Dynasty, in my opinion, you are making such a fuss and confusing people's hearts, you must have ulterior motives, which is the biggest threat to the fortune of the Tang Dynasty. I will immediately report to my father and ask him to thoroughly investigate any conspiracy and trickery behind you. ”