Chapter 106: Kiss on the street
Li Mu was blind on the street, the weather was cool in autumn, the sun was warm, and the streets were full of traffic, and they were prosperous.
Li Mu also really admires this era, it seems that everyone's face is full of happiness.
After wandering around two or three streets casually, Li Mu was really bored, and he didn't know where to go for recreation, when he saw a jujube red horse, on which sat a black veil masked woman, walking leisurely past him.
Hey, chivalrous! Li Mu was excited in his heart, with the thrilling past with Aunt Gongsun, Li Mu was even more envious of the chivalrous woman.
The jujube red horse walks neither fast nor slow, one person and one horse in broad daylight, which is particularly eye-catching on the street.
But few people were curious, except for Li Mu.
Li Mu turned around, walked a few steps briskly in the direction of the horse, and couldn't help shouting: "Woman, woman, please stay." ”
The woman on the horse did not look back, Li Mu was in a hurry, ran a few steps, and saw that she was parallel to the woman, and Li Mu was a woman again.
The woman was stunned for a moment, then suddenly turned around.
Li Mu subconsciously stretched out his hand and wanted to pull the horse's bridle, but he didn't expect to make a move and slap it on the horse's belly.
The horse neighed and rushed forward. The woman was thrown straight out of the horse.
Seeing that he was about to land, Li Mu rushed over and caught the woman in the air. Hold it directly in your arms.
Pedestrians passing by on the street, seeing this scene, all stopped and cheered in unison.
The woman was in Li Mu's arms, ashamed and indignant, her eyes closed, and she didn't want to see who was holding her.
The woman shouted: "Ascending prodigal son, let me go quickly, or I will fight with you." ”
Although the woman's tone was heavy, it brought a natural fragrance, which was intoxicating. It's not rouge vulgar powder, but a kind of immortal wind dao bone aura from heaven and earth.
Li Mu and the woman were close at hand, and through the black veil, they found that the woman was dressed as a Taoist aunt, Li Mu exclaimed: "It turns out that you are a Taoist aunt?" I saved you, and the girl was so offended. ”
Li Mu said, put the woman down, the woman's feet fell to the ground, and a slap was slapped towards Li Mu's face.
Li Mu's eyes were quick, he grabbed the woman's palm in the air, and said depressedly: "You are unreasonable, I saved you, you don't say thank you, just beat me?" ”
The woman said: "Who wants you to make a move, your despicable means are clearly ill-intentioned and take advantage of me,"
The woman said, and with her other hand, she was going to pump Li Mu again.
Li Mu was not interested, he was curious, but he regretted it at the moment, he could also bump into a tigress on the street.
Li Mu restrained the woman's hands and said in a low voice: "I like fairies, I hate Daogu, and I like to beat men with my hands and feet, they are all extremely ugly dinosaurs." ”
Li Mu pushed his hand hard, pushed the woman away, turned around and was about to leave, and before he could even see the woman's face clearly, he was already tasteless.
Unexpectedly, the woman twisted her body and stood directly in front of Li Mu, blocking the way.
The woman said: "It's you who misbehaved, deliberately frightened my horse, and at this time you want to slander me, let you see today, Dao Gu who likes to beat people, not what dinosaurs you said." ”
As she spoke, the woman took off the black gauze cap on her head with one hand, revealing her true face.
Li Mu only glanced at it and was amazed.
The pedestrians who watched the excitement around also exclaimed in unison: "Beauty! Little Beauty! There was a smacking boo.
The woman took a step closer to Li Mu and stared directly at Li Mu, who felt the tip of her nose touch her chin.
Such a small and beautiful Dao aunt, Li Mu has never seen it in his two lives.
"You win, you're a fairy, I'm a dinosaur, it's okay for you to stand back, I'm afraid I won't be able to help it, kiss you."
Li Mu said, subconsciously covering his face with his hands, afraid that the woman would do it again, if such a beautiful Daoist aunt started to beat him, Li Mu would definitely not fight back.
The woman sneered: "Come on, if you have the guts, kiss it, I want to see how crazy the disciples of Chang'an City are, dare to be rude to Miss Ben, see how many heads you have." ”
The woman was so domineering, provoking Li Mu, and the onlookers coaxed together: "Kiss her, kiss her, oh-"
The people who eat melons watched the big show, and a large area gathered in an instant, and all kinds of instigating and provocative voices surrounded Li Mu and the woman.
Li Mu also felt that things were a bit of a big deal, the situation was out of control, and he had not been provoked by a woman like this, so he couldn't get off the stage.
Li Mu wanted to admit and retreat, but looked at the woman's porcelain doll-like white face, condescending, round and rolling eyes, and a small mouth full of temptation and deliberately pouting.
Li Muse is born from the side of the gut, and love starts from the heart.
In this situation, if I don't come to be a little fierce, will I, Li Mu, still be a man!
Li Mu suddenly laughed evilly, and said loudly: "Judges, you should be a witness, it was she who forced me to kiss her, I am here to help others, and I do good deeds without leaving a name." ”
Li Mu said, suddenly pulled the woman into his arms, and kissed the woman's lips with a pop.
"Good, good, dear." There was another cheer, watching the excitement was not afraid of big things, and the old man of the spectators made all kinds of boos with envy, and they were eager to try one by one.
At this time, the woman was trembling, the arrogance just now was gone, and the person was already scared stupid, she opened Li Mu with her head, covered her face with both hands, squatted on the ground, and cried.
Growing up so big, it's the first time I've been kissed by a bad man on the street, what happened to me just now? Provoke him in a daze?
Isn't it a provocation, is it to see that this bad man is really handsome and chic, and he has moved his mortal heart?
Or did he bully others and think that this bad man didn't dare to kiss her in public?
The woman was in a state of turmoil, and she didn't know what was right or wrong, she only felt that she had no face to see people, and she could only cover everything with crying.
Li Mu was also made a big fuss, obviously coerced strongly, it's real, you actually hugged your head and cried, this woman, no matter how big or small, has such a weird mind.
Li Mu hurriedly shouted: "Everyone, everyone, let's disperse, just kidding everyone, this is the lady below, it's just a little couple fighting, showing affection, let's go, it's all gone, and we're going home." ”
Li Mu made up a reason indiscriminately, a large group of people, and wanted to see what was going on, but when Li Mu said that it was funny, they were not interested in it all of a sudden, and they dispersed in a hurry.
The woman listened to Li Mu's words, which was more outrageous than her behavior, and instantly said that she was his lady, which humiliated her even more, but fortunately, the crowd dispersed, and the woman suddenly suppressed her crying.
"Come on, come on, come on, where are you all dead, arrest this bad man, I want him to die, and I won't live anymore."
The woman was confused and shouted.
Li Mu was at a loss when he heard this, and said in his heart: "You mean to die with me, right?" Why are you beating around the bush and shouting people, who do you think you are? ”
Li Mu squatted down and said: "Girl, I'm not a bad man, I like to look at beautiful women, but it's definitely not a blank, plus my concentration is limited, I offended the girl, in fact, it's also your fault, you look so good, you have to instigate me, can I bear it?" Get up, and I'll send you back. ”
The woman gritted her teeth, didn't dare to look at Li Mu, and said in a low voice: "I'm not going anywhere, I don't want to live anymore, if I die, you won't be able to live." ”
Li Mu said depressedly: "Isn't it just a kiss, why can't you think about it so much, okay, I'll die, you can go home well, right?" ”
The woman said, "Don't you want to go, you wait." ”
The two were still theorizing, and suddenly seven or eight tall men, dressed in neat guard equipment, looked like they had a lot of backgrounds, ran over from a distance, and when they saw the woman, they all surrounded and bowed their hands together.
The woman immediately stood up and said, "Where are you all dead, I have been bullied, and I can't spare you when I go back." ”
The leading guard said, "Miss, we have been waiting for you at the corner of the street, it was you who took the wrong road and walked one more street." I'll make amends to the young lady. ”
The woman said: "Don't talk nonsense, arrest this bastard first, I, I'm going to punish him personally." ”
"Yes." The leader of the guards agreed, and then the four big men immediately surrounded Li Mu.
One shouted: "Get up, bold fanatic, dare to bully my young lady, you are tired of living." ”
Li Mu was originally squatting on the ground, holding his head in his hands, feeling that he was really going to be unlucky today, and he had no choice but to show his identity and get out of the predicament.
Li Mu stood up, grinned at a few people, and was about to speak, but he didn't expect the eight guards to throw away the guys in their hands and kneel on the ground together.
The woman looked at it inexplicably and shouted, "Are they stupid? What does it mean that you should arrest him, and you will kneel down instead? ”
The leader of the guards said: "The little benefactor who has no eyes and no beads, almost offended, this is not the place to speak, please come to the mansion to talk, the lord and the second son miss the big benefactor tightly, miss, it's all a misunderstanding, a big misunderstanding." ”
The woman was completely blindfolded, looking at Li Mu left and right, and was speechless.
Li Mu instantly understood the situation in front of him, and Li Mu asked, "You are the guards of the Prime Minister's Mansion?" ”
The leader said: "Exactly, this is Lord Li's second daughter, who has just come back from Lushan and met a great benefactor, it is really a double happiness, a great benefactor, the second miss, please go back to the house together." ”