The countryside is good, the countryside is wonderful, every day is a happy thing!

The "thief" whose face was covered with pig dung and was lying on the ground with white flowers and a black and foul-smelling pig dung on his face was frantically arched a few times by the second senior brother from time to time, humming and chirping in his mouth, as if complaining that this uninvited guest had disturbed his purity.

Wang Kai Shunle laughed, one was happy, raised his foot, and kicked the "thief" again.

"Brother Jianning, look at my foundation, right? Will you teach me two hands? ”

Wang Kaishun smiled with Li Jianning's hippie smile as if he was invited.

Jianning, who came back from the army, was very handsome with one move, but the idol of the young man and child in the village saw Jianning's skills with his own eyes, Wang Kaishun couldn't help but secretly complain about Wang Dafulai, why didn't he join the army back then?

"I'm really not stealing and stealing things, I'm Shi Yongqiang, I don't believe you can ask Tao Jinye ......"

The voice of the throat filled with pig dung has changed, and the sound like a broken gong leaking from the mouth has come out, disturbing Wang Kaishun, who is on the rise, and simply rewarding him with two feet.

Fearing that Wang Kaishun, a stunned man, would kill people, Tang Dashan hurriedly shouted to stop and ordered them to carry people out of the pigsty.

Bang!

Falling to the ground like throwing a dead pig, Shi Yongqiang, who was in pain, let out a wail like killing a pig.

"Uncle Dashan, I'm really Shi Yongqiang, Tao Jinye, Tao Jinye, you shameless, you say something for me......"

The good villager poured a scoop of cold water on his face, grabbed the bud rice peel and wiped it on his face twice, and finally revealed a distorted face.

Tang Dashan was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but secretly complain in his heart, something bad happened! After fighting for a long time, I beat the educated youth of this village! If you really beat the thief who steals things, no one will be held accountable if you are injured or disabled, but Zhiqing is different, although you are in the village, you are not a person in the village after all, and if you fight a good one, you will be held accountable!

"Hmph, Shi Yongqiang, you are really interesting, as the saying goes, if you don't do bad things, you are not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door, what are you doing in the pigsty? I see that your kid has bad water in his stomach, and he still takes off like this, can't he ......"

Wang Kaishun suddenly realized, and pointed to Tao Jinye, who was sitting on the threshold with unkempt hair and disheveled clothes, with a wicked smile, and pointed to the two people is crackling comments.

"Come on, come on, the big guys are all scattered, when they were on the mountain today, these two goods were still dead ducks and tried to buckle the basin on Brother Jianning's head, I see, today during the day, these two goods were disturbed by wild boars on the mountain, and the fire on their bodies was not vented, thinking about fighting a wave at night! I didn't expect to be disturbed by Tao Laohan, and I was worried that we would find out, so I hid in the pigsty! ”

"Immoral! You two listen to me, and I'll pull the marriage papers for me tomorrow, otherwise, I'll report the case immediately, and let the top investigate you two shameless stinky hooligans! If you don't learn well when you're young, you'll get me some crooked ways! I've brought all the children in the village to me! You're married, I don't care what you do! ”

Tang Dashan said, snorted angrily and ran out with his hands behind his back.

What a fucking bad luck! That's it! In case this matter spreads to the top and is investigated, it will be said that these two are a pair of stealers, and they will be fooled.

Tao Jinye is dumb and eats Coptis chinensis, she can't say anything about her suffering, she promised this during the day, she didn't expect to marry Shi Yongqiang so soon!

As soon as the marriage documents are written, this marriage has become an ironclad matter, and she has been planted in the hands of Shi Yongqiang in her life!

"No, it's not, I am, I'm forced, I don't want to get married, I ......"

Tao Jinye's tears flowed in panic, his mind was buzzing, and he shouted at Tang Dashan's back in a panic.

She couldn't figure out why she was carrying it like this? Why can't you understand Shi Yongqiang?

"Shut up, I don't know what to do! Look at Jianning, you two were dirty during the day, and when you learned that your family was robbed, you came to help catch the thief, if you had a good family, your life would not be like this! ”

Wang Kaishun grinned and gloated.

"Comrade, catch the thief and send him to the police station, right?"

"Married? Someone wants to marry you? Okay, okay, girl, when you get married, buy a few more bottles of wine for your father, and don't make me boiled water, it's really unpleasant......"

The drunk man glanced at Tao Jinye, who had been crying, blinked with a pair of eyes red with alcohol, and asked with a puzzled face.

"Why are you crying? Happy? yes, she's a twenty-five girl, and finally someone is willing to marry you, don't you have to be happy......"

Tao Jinye cried even more fiercely.

The crowd eating melons erupted in bursts of laughter, Wang Kaishun was happy, and a pair of feet towards Shi Yongqiang, who was lying on the ground and wailing, a few more times.

"Okay, since it's not a thief, the big guy will be at ease, it's not too early, scattered, scattered......"

After that, Li Jianning raised his feet and walked out.

Hehe, he deserves to be sin by this unlucky urge, and if he dares to beat Tang Yue's mind, there will be more powerful tricks waiting for him!

There was the sound of footsteps behind him, Wang Kaishun chased after him breathlessly, grabbed Li Jianning's arm and said nothing.

"Brother Jianning will give me a quasi-word, can you teach me some kung fu? Just now, Brother Jianning hit the shell Lang a few times, and he opened the bow left and right, which is simply handsome, just like a martial arts star in the movie! ”

Wang Kaishun's face was still unfinished.

When he was mixing in the city, the little brother around him shouted that he had kung fu, but he was just a fist and embroidered legs, and he was beaten down with a fist when he encountered something.

"If you are willing to learn, I will teach you at home when you have time, it will be too late, your sister-in-law is afraid at home alone, I have to go back quickly......"

"Yes, yes, Brother Jianning is really, he threw his new daughter-in-law at home for such a mess! Don't worry, I have kung fu in the future, and I will definitely be the hero who flies the eaves and walks the wall, and removes violence and peace! ”

Li Jianning smiled heartily and left.

He had no intention of wasting words with him, what he said just now was just a temporary prevarication, and his fists and feet were practiced by blood and sweat, not overnight.

Back at the door of the house, Tang Yue stood at the door with a smile and waited for him; When everyone watched Fat beat Shi Yongqiang, she quietly came out of the space and trotted all the way home.

"It's heavier, if nothing else, Shi Yongqiang's dog head, tomorrow will be able to swell into a pig's head!"

"He deserved it! No matter which one you do, if you dare to have bad thoughts about my daughter-in-law, I will never spare him! ”