60, for the sake of Longbao! Just add a new law!
"The baby dragon likes to eat, so I asked, and if it doesn't work, we'll replace it with a little rice. I also know that this kind of rice is the rice that Mr. Huang has eaten all his life! ”
"It's good that you know, but I'll ask!"
Luo Sanlao is going to change his usual life.
You must be scolded directly: Are you crazy?
This is the rice used by Old Man Huang, and it costs a thousand catties?
But this time.
Because the other party is a dragon.
He still obediently went to Mr. Huang's office.
Obviously.
Old man Huang agreed without even thinking about it.
"Listen, in the future, on my villa, don't send these two kinds of rice over, all of them will be sent to Peach Blossom Island!"
In Old Man Huang's office, an order also sounded, "Moreover, a new law has been added to prohibit the trading, trading and eating of these two kinds of rice, which are listed as first-class protected plants, and now those who still have these two kinds of rice in their hands must be handed over and given to them according to the market price of rice!" ”
To put it bluntly.
Later eat both kinds of rice.
That's crime.
Even if Old Man Huang eats it, it won't work.
The little guy eats a lot, even if the Ota rouge rice is planted on a total of 8 acres of land.
The best Xiangshui rice is planted on 12 acres of land.
But when the little one grows up, God knows how much he eats.
Be a little more prepared.
"Moreover, in the whole empire, give me a good search, and find another field as soon as possible, a suitable place to grow these two kinds of rice!"
Of course.
Old Man Huang knew that it was difficult.
After all, if it can be grown elsewhere, it will not be so expensive.
But no matter how difficult it is, you have to find it.
In the future, if Luofeng is several kilometers long, it will be even more insufficient.
Creatures like people.
It's not good.
In the last life, there was no beef to eat, and dried radish under rice every day.
Luo Feng hated rice very much.
In the past few days in this life, I have been crazy about eating beef and not eating at all.
But in a few days, it's a bit boring to live like this all-meat, and you have to have a staple food.
No wonder this rice has been on people's tables for thousands of years, and it is not unreasonable.
Now Luo Feng.
Ate two large pots of rice again.
The 100 pounds of rice.
It seems that 50 catties have been put in the pot.
Comfortable.
It's so comfortable.
This rice is really delicious.
Luo Feng was a little overwhelmed.
"Thank you, Don! That's great! ”
After eating.
Luo Feng crawled towards Tang Yongzhen.
But the sound that came out was babble.
"Haha, the little thing must be thanking Mr. Tang!"
"Yes, today's meal, delicious! Teacher Tang has worked hard! ”
"What an obedient baby! So sensible! ”
"Who wouldn't love such a creature?"
"I found that every time the meal was delicious, he would go and thank Mr. Tang!"
"Yes, if you're upset, roar and roar!"
"The little guy doesn't have a prescriptive name yet, does he?"
"It seems that the official of the crew has been voting all the time, and the call for the dragon baby and the dragon treasure is very high! But I don't let you use it! ”
"Cover your face! These two names will definitely not be used for the time being! ”
"It's still the same sentence, the empire should have made an official announcement earlier, I can't stand it! Give my baby dragon a dragon ID card! ”
"But it's still a little guy and a little thing, these two names sound kind!"
"What's kind, your pet is called a little thing?"
"Haha, pets? In this way, who can raise pets for thousands of meters in the future? And you see whether it's a professor, a girl group, or an official, whoever treats him as a pet is directly an ancestor! ”
"Hahaha! That's not it, Uncle Shen wasn't so humble before, but when he came to the crew, in the face of this little thing, he kept playing treasure to make him happy! ”
"For a meal, the girl group is responsible for picking thorns, blowing cold, and handing it to the mouth. The great chef Mr. Tang has been turning the spoon in the kitchen! Teacher Wang's words, with the intention of them to chop wood and make a fire! ”
"Also, also, as long as you sneeze, Lu Changfeng and they are all worried to death, just today, he doesn't eat, those professors cough cough cough, say something ugly, like a dead son!"
"Although this is poisonous, it is true!"
"No way! Who called him a dragon? ”
And the crew is here.
Tang Yongzhen looked at Luo Feng's full food and drink, squatted down and said, "Little thing, will you follow Teacher Tang for a trip?" ”
"Huh??" Luo Feng didn't understand for a while, but it seemed that those professors were saying something in Tang Yongzhen's ear just now.
"What are you doing?" Luo Feng whined and whined.
"That, Shui'er, Xiyan, you should bring him over!" Tang Yongzhen didn't say anything.
Soon.
Two people.
He hugged Luo Feng in his arms.
A person is certainly not easy to hold.
Two people, relatively relaxed.
Anyway, Luo Feng just lay down obediently on Shangguan Shui'er's body.
And it's weird too.
When two people hugged him.
Luo Feng always chose Shangguan Shui'er as a pillow.
If it's Miss KIKO.
Will choose her again.
People don't understand why this is.
"Long Bao, listen up, this long-shaped thatched toilet is where you can go to the toilet in the future, only you can come to this place!"
Tang Yongzhen took Luo Feng to a small house.
It's actually a latrine?
"What do you mean? Teach yourself to go to the toilet? Luo Feng was speechless.
"Teacher Tang, did you even get him a toilet?" Shangguan Shui'er was also surprised.
"Actually, it's nothing, it's Academician Gu Pingtao of the Department of Chemical Engineering, who said that it is convenient to collect feces and urine from small things! If you pull it in the wild, it will be wasteful. Tang Yongzhen smiled, "This toilet cost tens of thousands of dollars to build!" ”
"Tens of thousands of dollars?" Shangguan Shui'er couldn't believe it.
"You don't know what's complicated inside! Hahaha! Tang Yongzhen didn't say much, anyway, as long as the is here, it's completely like pulling into their labware, and it won't be wasted.
"However, although Long Bao is smart, he doesn't necessarily know what this is for, right?" Shui'er spoke.
"Yes! I ignored this! Tang Yongzhen thought for a moment.
But Zhao Youbao, who was beside him, walked over and said, "This is specially made by the experts for the little guy, and it will play music, the sound of running water, and stimulate him to urinate." In addition, you have to be more busy with Shui'er, when he wants to go to the toilet, he will bring it here, and after a few times, he will get used to it! ”
"Alright then!" Shui'er also nodded and agreed, after all, it was also convenient to collect.
And Shui'er thinks it's also good.
The crew had also raised small animals before, and they also had a headache about excretion, so they just locked them up and didn't let them out, so they wouldn't be messed around.
But baby dragons?
Can it be locked up?
This is a national treasure among national treasures.
Locked up? The whole network is not frying the pan anymore?
And there are so many professors watching, is it possible to lock up the crew?
On the side of their crew base, there have always been academicians, holding binoculars, observing the situation here from afar.
The current Luo Feng, it can be said that whoever is here is also an existence that cannot be provoked.
Don't you hear that the old man Huang gave all the rice he eats all the year round to Luo Feng.
It is enough to prove how high the status is.
"What's going on? Teach me to go to the toilet? Do you still bring me every day? I'm used to it? Am I a husky? ”
Watching them talk was quite energetic.
Luo Feng was slightly unhappy.
Shit and fart yourself? Do you want to take care of it?
Is there a monitor in the toilet?
It's boring.
Luo Feng doesn't care so much, the grassland of labor and management, the horses of labor and management, labor and management can play whatever they want.
I'll show you a street murder later.
No.
on the street.
But it's also very strange, when he heard the music of the sound of running water in the toilet, Luo Feng really felt the urge to urinate.
"Let me go!"
Luo Feng struggled a few times.
Jumped into the arms of two people.
"What is he going to do?" Shui Er was surprised.
"Did you really hear the music and pee?"
Tang Yongzhen was on the side.
I'm very excited.
On the little guy, everything that can be given is almost as good as it can be given at present, right?
At the moment, all that's just urine is missing.
Seeing this, a doctoral student who specializes in collecting feces and urine has arranged for a videographer to record Luo Feng's bowel movements.
But at this time.
Luo Feng, who was at the door of the toilet, glanced towards the toilet.
Then he turned around and went somewhere else.
"What's going on?"
The little doctoral student was speechless, didn't he want to pee?
"Where is he going?"
Anyway, Shangguan Shui'er and Tang Yongzhen chased them out.
After keeping up.
I saw it.
Luo Feng actually found a small forest.
On the edge of the grove is the tent area of the Department of Chemical Engineering.
"What is he doing here?"
Shui'er and Tang Yongzhen were stunned again.
But next.
Can only be seen.
That little thing actually went to the gate of the main tent of the Department of Chemical Engineering.
“?????”
"Why did this little guy come to us?"
"It's so cute!"
"The majestic posture of the crocodile walking, it's so beautiful!"
There are a lot of people in the Department of Chemical Engineering.
Naturally, I was very happy to see the little guy coming.
After all, although many little transparent people came to Peach Blossom Island, they really had the opportunity to see Luo Feng at all.
They were all curious about what Luo Feng wanted to do when he suddenly came.
Soon, though.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
It's the sound of the water.
(⊙o⊙)…
(ΩДΩ)
(O_o)??
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it!
it!
These little Ph.D. students in the Department of Chemical Engineering are completely stupid.
This is to pee at their gate?
It took about 2 minutes.
It's been long enough.
Then the little thing squinted at these stunned people, then turned around, took the steps of the six relatives and walked away.
Where he was standing.
It became a small hot spring.
Right.
The kind that is still steaming.
"Don't be stupid, what are you doing? Go collect it! ”
Gu Pingtao heard that the little guy was here, and he also came out of his tent.
A word from him.
Let its little Bosheng also come back to his senses.
It's time to start collecting.
"Oh my God! This little thing! Shangguan Shui'er chased after him, and when he saw this scene, he was stupid.
Is this a deliberate trick-or-treating?
Specially came to pee at the door of the chemical engineering department?
After all, it is the Department of Chemical Engineering that repairs the toilet for him, and restricts him like a beast!
Is this revenge?
Maybe!
"Hahaha! it! I'm laughing to death! ”
"This is awesome! This is awesome! ”
"Straight open poop! I'm convinced! ”
"Sister Shui'er, hurry up and catch up, spanking!"
"I saw that those doctoral students seemed to be very sorry!"
"Hahaha, yes, if you want to urinate directly in the toilet that costs tens of thousands of dollars, I guess not a drop will be wasted, right?"
Of course.
Lu Changfeng knew that Luo Feng had urinated.
Immediately rushed from more than 800 meters from their biology department.
"It seems that Academician Lu Changfeng is here!"
"Cover your face, you're so well informed, you know that the little thing is peeing so soon?"
"I guess this time, it's not going to be another fight, is it? You see, they seem to have started an argument! ”
"Ouch, the camera is closer, it seems to be really noisy!"
The camera master seems to understand the audience's tastes.
The camera pulled over.
Now it can only be seen.
At the gate of the tent area of the Department of Chemical Engineering, a small piece of land where Luo Feng peed was directly enclosed for protection.
Right now.
Zhou Weiguo also came, and the three backbone academicians were just one short of playing mahjong.
Although Zhou Weiguo is a researcher of materials, liquids are also materials.
Of course he had to come and fight.
It was also said that it might be useful to study liquid bombs or something.
Take a pee.
directly blew up the three most powerful academicians on the island.
"I said you two? What about fighting local tyrants? This is obviously urinating at the gate of our chemical engineering department! Gu Pingtao said confidently, "This must be from our Department of Chemical Engineering!" ”
"Ouch, is the door of your chemical department yours? The whole world is not the king's land! It's imperial! We want the little one's too! "Zhou Weiguo is very bad, anyway, the possibility of them getting this thing is small in the material department, after all, the major is not right, so they start to be unreasonable and foolish.
"Less! What else is the whole world is not the king's land! Anyway, I said at the beginning that the feces and urine are all under the control of our chemical department! Gu Pingtao was unconvinced.
"I'm the nominal host here, I'll share this!" Lu Changfeng spoke domineeringly.
But the two of them didn't hang him, and said in unison: "You also know that it's in name?" ”
Mo is not a little guy is a creature.
They won't be hosted by the biology department at all.
If it's any ore or something, it's their material department.
"Three deuces!" Zhou Weiguo of the material department will not lose as long as he gets it anyway, and put forward such an opinion.
"Divide it evenly? More than 20 professors and doctors in the Department of Chemical Engineering are waiting, and there is no research at all! Don't mess around with your materials! Gu Pingtao said unhappily.
“.”
Ouch.
It's really invincible.
There was another quarrel.
Shui'er and Tang Yongzhen rolled their eyelids and were speechless again.
That's tens of millions of viewers.
Watch them quarrel.
"Haha! Laughing to death, for the sake of urine? How many people are openly arguing here? ”
"Don't make any noise, come to my house, I'll bring you something fresh, haha!"
"Brother, you nobody's rare! Unless you mutate into a Saiyan! It is estimated that the treatment can be better than that of the little guy! ”
"Why is that? What kind of system? Isn't it just pee? Let's just divide it up! ”
"Haha, upstairs, didn't you watch the live broadcast of the Lu Zhou dispute yesterday? It's much more exciting than that! ”
"All I can say is awesome!"
"But guess what, everything else is so good, will this urine be pretty good?"
"Who knows, you will only know until you study it!"
The live broadcast room is very interesting to watch.
Because of this picture, there is a smell that comes to the face.
The three professors, with warning signs, circled the urine, and put it here to point to the urine and quarrel.
It's a strange thing in the world.
Shui'er and Tang Yongzhen chose to leave directly, too speechless.
But it didn't take long.
Someone shouted, "Come on, everyone, the little guy is!" ”
Now.
The three academicians who were arguing and jubilant.
I heard it immediately.
His face also changed.
The next moment, all three of them became excited.
"Xiao Li, show me this pee, no one can move!"
"Xiaolin, you're keeping an eye on me!"
The three of them greeted their "big disciples"!
Pick up the collector quickly.
Running straight in the direction of the little one's.
It's not fast.
When those disciples saw it, they were also terrified.
They are all over sixty years old, and they are the baby pimple academicians of the empire, running like this? If you really fall, it's really a big loss.
But they ran.
What can I do?
"Your name is Zhang Desheng, right? You just shouted? The little one is going to? Lu Changfeng looked at it, it was his own.
"Yes, the little things are hanging around, and Miss Shangguan and Mr. Tang are chasing behind!" Zhang Desheng said, "As a result, the little guy went into the woods for a while, and then came out again!" Later, when I went into the woods, I realized that it was the little guy who pooped! ”
"This little ancestor! Going to the wild again? Gu Pingtao was speechless and died, the golden splendor, there is music, there are no mosquitoes and cockroaches, don't you pull the toilet? Why in the wild?
He didn't even know how precious his feces were.
Pulling in the field, it's a waste.
Those "lowly" wildflowers, why are they going to fertilize them?
"Zhang Desheng, right? There is no future in the Department of Biology, so why don't you come to our Department of Materials? Zhou Weiguo was "old and cunning", and he began to pull relations when he came up.
"You die, the doctoral student who found the feces is from my biology department, and the feces should also be ours!" Lu Changfeng retorted.
"Zhang Desheng, I am familiar with your name, and your mentor is also my apprentice." Gu Pingtao doesn't look very honest, and he has begun to pull relationships at this moment.
"Ouch! Why is it here again? ”
Tang Yongzhen and Shangguan Shui'er in the distance.
See this scene.
chose to leave again.
Can they persuade?
persuaded him, but he was scolded by the other party, saying that this is scientific research, this is great scientific research, and it must be fought for.
Anyway, I can't persuade you.
Just ignore it.
They solve it themselves.
Of course, all of this is Luo Feng's fault, why do you want to defecate anywhere?
(End of chapter)