"Hehe, it's okay, he wants to pull it down, let's just ask Dongsheng for compensation, if he wants to use the excuse that Longbao is an animal, then we will ask them directly, do you not recognize Longbao as your empire?"

The director next to him smiled.

If so.

Then the other party can only obediently compensate.

Because if the other party says that Longbao is a wild animal.

And wild animals have no nationality.

So?

Dragon Treasure is considered to be the whole world.

In such a case, can the other party not compensate?

"It turns out that the satellite looks like this up close? It's like a big solar water heater! ”

Luo Feng looked at it for a while.

I lost interest.

Suddenly I felt a little like peeing.

"Hee-hee!"

Luo Feng smiled evilly in his heart.

Looked for the camera of this artificial satellite.

"Is it here?"

Luo Feng observed for a while, and also found the location of the camera.

They are installed in the fairing and in the middle of the second stage core of the rocket.

"No, peeing? Lu Changfeng, didn't they say? My urine? May have rejuvenating effects? ”

Luo Feng smiled.

You must not give them a taste of sweetness.

In other words.

Want to drink dragon urine?

No way.

Luo Feng thought of this, and directly volleyed on the camera.

"I'm going? What is Dragon Treasure going to do? ”

"How did you fly on the satellite camera?"

"This action? Do you have to? ”

"What do you want?"

"Doesn't it feel like you're squatting in a pit?"

"? He's going to poop? ”

"Hahaha! Awesome! Awesome! Directly run the satellite on the poop? ”

"I don't think so, do I? He seems to have only pulled the poop once in a long time, and I remember that he only pulled it yesterday, and he probably won't pull it again! ”

"Maybe just have fun?"

"I just want to say, but don't pee! Such a good thing, they can't let the Sun Empire get it! ”

"When the time comes, the Sun Empire will definitely send someone to collect it!"

"Hahaha! If it's poop, it's different, although this thing is also magical, but the effect is just equivalent to super strong fat! ”

"That's right! As a result of the research, one percent of the content can shorten the growth cycle of crops by 30 percent! ”

In other words, the little guy's poop has to be played in quantity to be interesting, and if it is less, it is not worth much at all! And dragon urine, if they take it back and study it clearly, it will be enough for a few people to rejuvenate! ”

"Little guy, don't pee, hahaha!"

Everybody here.

It's all so clearly analyzed.

And what about Luo Feng?

How do you not know the preciousness of your dragon urine.

I wanted to pee.

But now it's changed to lababa.

But.

Because yesterday it did pull.

I can't pull it out today.

"What is he going to do? Isn't he gone yet? ”

At this moment, the Sun Empire is here. ，

Their satellites are too close to Dragon Treasure.

I can't see anything at all.

It's all black.

Because Long Bao was already in the air above their satellite camera.

"It's not really destroying our satellites, is it?"

Dr. Chiyo died speechless.

To say that the other party can lose money.

Naturally good.

But that's too humiliating, isn't it?

Satellites of the Solar Empire? Was destroyed by Dongsheng's divine dragon?

"Come on! Come on! Come on! ”

"Uh-uh!"

Luo Feng can't pull out the poop.

At this moment, it is necessary to forcibly pull the poop.

It's like constipation.

Giving birth to children in general.

Pull hard.

Poof.

Finally.

A palm-sized poop.

Straight down the buttocks.

And it's precise.

It landed directly on the camera.

"What's going on? What's going on? It's completely dark now? ”

Dr. Chiyo looked at the satellite broadcast in confusion.

Just now, I can still feel that it should be Long Bao's body covering the satellite camera.

After all, it's like you have your finger in front of the phone camera, and you can't see anything, but at least there's light.

If it is said that the poop is directly covered on the camera.

Then it's completely dark.

"it!"

“！！！！！”

“！！！！！！”

"Really TM pulled?"

“666666！”

"This TM? That location? Is it a satellite camera? ”

"What? Pull directly on the satellite camera? ”

"Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! ”

"This trick! It's even more powerful than dragging down the satellite directly! ”

"Hahaha! Hahaha! ”

"Laughing pee! Laughing pee! I announce! The sassiest operation of the year! It's got to be my dragon treasure! ”

"Do you dare to believe it? Long Bao ran to on the satellite? ”

", my dragon treasure! From now on, that place will be your private bathroom! ”

"Hahaha! But are you sure you want to go to the toilet? Have to go out tens of thousands of meters in the air? ”

"It's really sassy!"

(づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭~ Love you Dragon Treasure! That's great! ”

"I breathed a bad breath!"

"No, I'm worried that people will talk to us about things? What to do? ”

"What are you afraid of, brother, Long Baofei is tired, his stomach hurts, and he can't find a place to in the sky, what's wrong with going to your satellite to poop?"

"Hahaha! That's it! Who said that there is not a place in heaven to settle down? Want the dragon treasure to pull in the sky? Poop down? It's not good to hit a child, right? ”

"Even if you can't hit the children! It's not right to hit those flowers and plants! ”

"Ouch, I'm going to laugh to death!"

And the crew is here.

Seeing something like this.

Everyone burst into laughter.

They almost burst out laughing, too.

This TM?

And such a god operation?

Running to on the moons of the Solar Empire?

In fact, at the beginning, everyone saw that Long Bao was attracted by this artificial satellite, and after watching it for a long time, everyone thought that Luo Feng would pull it down.

But it's actually dangerous.

So high in the sky.

After falling.

I don't know where it fell.

In the city, at least the Big Bang.

Although the artificial satellite is only about 1.8 meters long.

But when such a height falls, the power can be imagined.

"Dragon Treasure is mighty!"

"Sister loves you! Well done! ”

"This operation! I never thought of it! ”

"In the future, will you go up and pull poop?"

Luo Feng's operation.

It's not just the crew who laughed.

On the professor's side, Lu Changfeng and the others are no better.

"Hahahaha! Hahahaha! ”

"No, no, Lao Zhou, Lao Gu, I laughed so much that my stomach hurt!"

Lu Changfeng laughed completely.

At first he was worried.

Long Bao will pull this satellite down, because it is facing Dongsheng's territory.

To smash down.

It's terrible.

But it can be said that such an operation is even more insulting to them than pulling them down.

"What's going on? What the hell is going on? Why can't our satellites see anything? ”

Dr. Chiyo is still confused.

But the director Yamamoto walked in, and from his face, he was completely iron-blue, and he was very angry.

"Look, this is the picture that the Great Tiger Empire took for us!"

Yamamoto smashed a photo.

Gritted his teeth.

It's so angry that it's called a murderer.

I'm about to faint. 、

"This is on the camera of our satellite? What is it? A big lump? Dr. Chiyo looked at the thing on the camera, was it some kind of mud ball?

"It's a poop that pulled! Do you know? ”

"What? Pulled poop? "Dr. Chiyo almost fainted, this TM? This dragon? Lapping off the cameras on the satellites of their empire?

"Bastard! Bastard! It's so humiliating! It's so humiliating! ”

Dr. Chiyo was also furious.

Now I have to notify the above directly of this matter, and let the above negotiate Dongsheng and give an explanation.

"I know what you're thinking! Now we are the Imperial Foreign Ministry! I've already gone to negotiate! ”

And on the other side.

The world-renowned "satellite" incident.

Naturally, there were also fierce negotiations.

Today's Sun Empire's ambassador to Tokatsu, Hideo Taru.

I have come to the XX Diplomatic Hall in Dongsheng.

I have to give Dongsheng an explanation.

"May I ask Mr. Bai, what kind of explanation should you give to our Sun Empire about the unknown creatures on Peach Blossom Island flying into the sky to on our artificial satellite, or your empire?"

Hideo Taru is still in a state of confusion.

I have fought a lifetime of "war".

to deal with this kind of dispute caused by.

It's the first time.

"I'm sorry, I think your empire should go and ask this resident of our Dongsheng (Long Bao) in person!"

Mr. Bai is the head of the Foreign Affairs Agency.

There was no hurry.

Yun said lightly.

And at this time, the other party still called Long Bao an unknown creature, obviously, he just didn't recognize him as a dragon.

Although it is known that he is a dragon.

But they just don't admit it.

"Residents?!"

Hideo was dumbfounded, and pouted, "What are you talking about?" This unidentified creature? Are you residents of Dongsheng? ”

"That's right!"

Mr. Bai smiled harmlessly, and took out a card from his hand.

Show it.

"Journalists, media, and Mr. Hideo Tarushi, you are all optimistic!"

"It's a national ID card!"

"It's Long Bao's ID card!"

"Legal and valid! It has been entered into the population database of my Dongsheng! ”

This moment begins.

Journalists below.

Media below.

All dumbfounded.

？？？？？？？？？？

？？？？？？？？？

What's going on with this?

Actually to an animal? Got a national ID card?

Even if he's a dragon?

But to a one-stop ID card? It's weird, isn't it?

It's all timeless.

Can only be seen.

A sample of Mr. Bai's ID card shown.

It's almost the same as an ordinary national ID card.

First of all, the face is like this side.

It's a colorful headshot of Long Bao, and it's very cute.

Name: Long Bao.

Gender: Male.

Ethnicity: Han.

Address: No. 1, Feilong Mountain, Taohuadao Village, XX City, Jiangnan Prefecture.

Mr. Bai turned again.

Back.

It's the badge.

There is also a XX bureau issued by a certain city below.

Valid from xx/xx/2022 to xx/xx/4022.

Astound!

Astound!

Unprecedented shock!

The people at the scene were all stupid.

This TM? Did you really apply for an ID card for Longbao?

"Hahahaha! I'm laughing to death! I'm laughing to death! ”

"This TM? Can you do it a little more? ”

"Long Bao has an ID card? Is the name Longbao? ”

"The point is, I want to ask, shouldn't gender be male?"

"Hahaha! It's true! This operation! I never thought of it! ”

"People's ID cards? Why is it valid for 2000 years? I'm not convinced, why is mine only a few years? ”

"Brother, people are a dragon, I don't know how many tens of thousands of years to live! How many years do you have to replace it? Isn't it a little too much trouble? ”

"Hahaha! I'm a resident? Is it possible to distribute land in the future? And married? ”

“66666！ What if you give birth to a unicorn with a cow? Can these people get a hukou? ”

"Ouch! Don't make me laugh! I just want to see, what is the empire's operation for? ”

After all, this thing.

The live broadcast room was also broadcast.

Everybody's concerned.

In fact, what netizens are most worried about is that Dongsheng will have to compensate the other party for this matter.

After all, how to say it?

It is necessary to manually go up and clean up the poop on the satellite.

Such a cost can be an earlier satellite.

didn't pull it down, it was even more speechless than pulling it down.

Therefore, many satellites are broken and will not go up for repairs at all.

"Mr. Bai, I don't understand, your country actually gives an animal an ID card? What does that mean? We're talking today about Thalapo's poop on our satellite! "Hideo Hideo's face does not change, and he must give an explanation for this matter today.

"Why do you need an ID card for an animal? I would like to be on an international convention? There's nothing that doesn't allow it, right? Mr. Bai smiled faintly, "He has human intelligence, human intelligence, can understand human speech, can use tools, and can communicate well with human beings, why can't he be given human rights?" ”

"So what you want to say is." Hideo Tarui frowned deeply, and he also guessed the other party's operation.

"Not bad! What I want to express is that this is completely his personal behavior, you can condemn him and make him compensate! Mr. Bai said lightly, laughing wildly in his heart.

“.”

Hideo Taru was a little speechless.

Go find an animal and lose money?

This Dongsheng really thinks about it.

Does he have money?

Of course, on the imperial side, although Luo Feng was given human rights and applied for an ID card, he did not pursue any legal responsibility.

In other words.

No matter what Luo Feng did, in Dongsheng alone, no one could trouble him.

Because everyone thinks that he has the wisdom of man, but he is not human.

Or rather, what can you do with this kind of dragon?

Because of God? It doesn't seem to be under the control of the law, right?

It is your business to give him human rights.

You have no right to pursue responsibility.

"Ouch! I'm laughing to death! Can you still play like this? ”

"Lady Chuixiu is stupid! Let them go to a dragon to lose money? ”

"Long Bao: Come on! Come to me and lose money! I'll reward you with a tornado! Hasse gives! ”

"Hahaha! Did Dongsheng start to laugh too? This TM? Get an ID card for the dragon! I really didn't expect that! ”

"Huh! The only thing they can do now is to go to Longbao and lose money! ”

"But is Long Bao rich? If you don't catch it and become a long-term worker, forget it! Carry a grenade every day and throw it down! Ha ha! ”

"My Longbao is the poorest, I don't have a penny!"

Anyway, everyone is stupid.

This trick.

Hit the other party so much that he had nothing to say.

Long Bao himself is a resident?

What's the matter with my empire?

Do you have the ability to ask him for money?

"Damn! Bastard! How did you make such a child's play? Apply for an ID card for a one-stop shop? Let him take responsibility for himself? "Doctor Chiyo of the Intelligence Bureau, I just want to kill someone at this moment.

Isn't that it?

Your dog bit me?

Then you TM apply for an ID card for the dog.

Is he a legal citizen?

You go to him to pay for the medical bills?

This TM?

Isn't it?

But there are no international regulations, so you can't apply for ID cards for creatures other than people, right?

It seems that in the Great Tiger Empire, some dogs can still inherit the owner's inheritance and can also insure the dog.

But applying for an ID card for an animal is really the first time Dongsheng has come along.

This operation.

It was also frightened by the international convention that the treaty was quickly amended.

And about half an hour ago.

Luo Feng must have been on the satellite, and after pulling the poop, he flew down.

Soon.

Dragon's Treasure's clouds.

That's when he was sent to the ground.

And the landing place is also under the cliff where it took off.

"Roar, roar, roar!"

Luo Feng stood on the edge of the cliff.

Let out a roar of thunder.

The dragon's groan resounded across the island.

Let the deer and wild horses on the island be terrified.

Luo Feng conquered the sky.

It has been completely conquered.

Because if you can go to the troposphere.

The basic sky has already been conquered by itself.

Beyond that, it's not called the sky, it's about conquering the atmosphere.

If you conquer the atmosphere, you have to conquer the distance from space to the moon.

To know.

Luo Feng conquered tens of thousands of meters of sky by himself, not by machines, and the two are different.

Saw Luo Feng land on Feilong Mountain.

Everyone ran away like crazy.

Meet the heroes who have returned triumphantly this time.

"Long Bao is back! Mighty! ”

"Well done Long Bao!"

"Don't say anything, you will be my eldest brother in the future!"

"I want to go up and pull a poop too? Why don't you borrow your cloud? Send me up to play? ”

"Brother, remember to bring an oxygen tank! Hahaha! ”

People in the live broadcast room.

At this moment, seeing Long Bao on the ground again, it is not only safe, but also comfortable.

"You're so naughty, hahaha!"

At the foot of the mountain.

Long Bao flew down from the bottom of the mountain.

Shangguan Shui'er immediately rushed over.

"Dragon Treasure! What do you think? Is it a deliberate attempt to insult them? But how do you know it's a satellite of the Solar Empire? Huang Ziqing felt that this dragon treasure was deliberate, because he didn't seem to be able to pull it out, it was deadlifted.

"! Listen to Huang Ziqing say this? What a thing! ”

"Could it be that Long Bao is already smart? Can you tell the flag? ”

"What about the plaster flag on Sputnik? Did he recognize it? ”

"Calm, calm, let me tell you a piece of news, Longbao's ID card has been handled."

"! What? Longbao ID card is out? What's going on? ”

Of course.

Start here.

Time unity. (Half an hour ago)

Now.

Shangguan Shui'er and the others walked towards the crew, and a group of people held the hero-like dragon treasure.

While chatting about the Ministry of Foreign Affairs over there.

That's a laugh.

Not only Luo Feng's operation is sassy enough.

The operation of the empire is also sassy enough.

"What a surprise! Too much shock! It's breathless! ”

Lu Changfeng is here.

watched the crew take Long Bao back.

I couldn't be happier.

Flying into the air at an altitude of 90,000 meters?

That's it?

Lu Changfeng thought, even if foreigners don't admit that he is a dragon? But in my heart, I must be convinced, right?

What creature?

Can you fly 90,000 meters high?

Things that are hard to do with technology.

A creature went up into the clouds?

Of course, on the side of the Academy of Sciences, Luo Feng's farce has come to an end.

Everyone is going to do it.

Take a good look at the soil of Feilong Mountain, which was shrouded in colorful auspicious clouds last time.

Of course, this is the soil created by the holy spring.

What exactly is the effect?

"Let's all have our opinions! Summarizing all the research results, I think the efficacy of the Holy Spring soil, the answer will come out soon! ”

Lu Changfeng looked at the dozens of professors in the tent of the conference room.

They all looked excited.

It seems that the results of the research should be very good.

A middle-aged professor named Li Weiguo first said: "These soils, in terms of activity, are very high! ”

said.

He took out a jar of soil and said, "According to our calculations and speculations, the nutrients in this soil are completely beyond our expectations!" ”

"You just have to say, compare it with ordinary soil!" Zhou Weiguo's materials are departmental, and he doesn't understand too much.

"That's about 10 times more than normal soil!" Li Weiguo said solemnly, "We have also done experiments, if we plant plants in such soil, then it can be said that the cycle will be greatly shortened!" ”

"If that's the case, should we move these soils directly from Longfei Mountain to the research room? After all, such soil is very valuable! Gu Pingtao suggested.

"I don't think there's any need for that, just protect the mountain first!" Lu Changfeng did not agree.

Of course, Lu Changfeng listened to the research results of the first professor, and was not so excited, and said, "It's just that it shortens the growth cycle of crops by a lot, and it's not so impressive!" Are there any other findings? ”

"Absolutely!" A professor named Zhu Biao spoke and pulled out a video.

"A place in the video? Everybody's clear, right? This is a vacant lot behind our base. ”

"It's just a layer of soil nourished by the Holy Spring!"

"In just over a day, these flowers and vegetables have already become green and ripe!"

"And quite lush!"

Let's take a look at this video. 、

I was also immediately surprised.

Can it still grow so fast?

"Don't get excited, everyone! When we climb Feilong Mountain, the closer we get to the holy spring, the more lush the plants are, which can make the plants grow quickly, which is not surprising! Lu Changfeng said, "Professor Zhu, do you come to this conclusion?" Isn't it similar to Professor Li Weiguo's? It's just about shortening the growth cycle! ”

After all, dragon poop has such an effect.

Everyone was not so surprised.

"But Academician Lu, you must know that this is a mountain of soil! It's still very impressive! To mature in a day, this is only the 100% purity of the dragon's poop to water down? It's an effect, right? Equal substitution, the soil of this mountain now comes with a dragon stool nourishment amplification! Zhu Biao spoke.

Lu Changfeng also realized.

This thing.

It's a bit of a big use.

"Yes, I heard you say that, this mountain, that's a magical mountain that produces crops quickly?"

"But the soil of a mountain, a few hundred acres at most! Corn that is ripened once in half a year can be accelerated by 180 times in one day! Production has indeed increased a lot! But there is too little soil! The economy is okay, but not much! ”

The analysis is here.

Lu Changfeng didn't have much passion anymore.

"Academician Lu, don't worry, I have other research conclusions!" Zhu Biao smiled faintly.

"Anything else? Tell me about it! Lu Changfeng's eyes immediately lit up.

"That is, the vegetables and fruits that grow in these soils are not only fast, but also large and high-quality!" Zhu Biao said, "In other words, if this mountain can be used in the future, I want to use it as a base for cultivating seeds!" When the time comes, all kinds of super good varieties can be sold from here to the world, hehe, like the broccoli that has been stuck in our necks in the former Sun Empire! We don't have to buy their seeds all the time! ”

“！！！！” When Lu Changfeng heard this, it was a little interesting.

Serve as a base for cultivating seeds.

That's pretty good.

Plants are meant to be good seeds, and they must be left to breed.

"But! There was an even more shocking thing! I haven't said it yet! This soil. It is completely worth going against the sky! ”

Zhu Biao said.

Everyone was excited for a moment.

(End of chapter)