Chapter 471: I'm Illiterate!
Zhang Xiaoxi was lying on the bed, staring at the woman in front of her with a pair of eyes in horror.
This is the enemy!
The "enemy" was not hostile, slowly went to the bathroom and took a towel to help her wipe the cold sweat on her head, turned around and came to the kitchen, and when she came back, she had a small bowl and a small spoon in her hand.
Tian Lanfang smiled, raised her hand and stuffed a small spoon into her mouth.
Before he could react, the liquid in the spoon slid down his throat with a clatter.
Poison? Kill her? Or poisoned her dumb? Poisoned stupid?
Zhang Xiaoxi grinned, his eyes stared, his head turned quickly, and he quickly made up some situations in his mind.
Knowing that Lu Yuanhang married a second-married mother-in-law in the countryside, Zhang Xiaoxi imagined Tian Lanfang's appearance many times.
A thirty-six-year-old woman who has given birth to two children, has to farm and pull two children, and her life is bitter, and she has been ruined by life for so many years, even if she is not old enough to become the jujube girl in "The Fence Woman and the Well", she has to be as old as the golden lock wife!
Definitely can't do it!
Yuanhang is a tall and handsome person, and he is with such an old hat, isn't that forcing him to die?
Where is this to marry a wife, this is to marry an old lady!
But Tian Lanfang in front of her has fair skin and a well-proportioned figure, and the years have hardly left any traces on her face.
When I saw her for the first time at the Lu family last night, I subconsciously felt that she should be the same age as her!
The two of them are fifteen years apart.
Moreover, she is polite and polite, where is the kind of rough village woman who has never seen the world?
Is the information wrong?
Seeing that Tian Lanfang kept smiling at her, the fear in Zhang Xiaoxi's heart suddenly increased.
This is a hidden knife in a smile!
Get ready to kill at any time!
It's better to start a war directly and use your hands and mouths to be refreshing!
She naturally knew her identity, and knew that she was here to "rob" Lu Yuanhang, but she still treated her politely, not even a rude word, which made her more and more uneasy.
Don't use a gentle knife to kill people, before she Zhang Xiaoxi came to Lianhua County, she deduced the situation of meeting Tian Lanfang many times.
According to her thoughts, she learned that there were other women who coveted her newlywed man, and no woman would swallow this evil breath. new
After the meeting, the light ones spoke ill of each other, and the heavy ones fought violently.
Just like the TV I saw on TV, the village woman jumped on her feet, slapped her slap and slapped, screamed and cursed indiscriminately, and even rolled on the ground like a wheel.
She just wanted to force her to show her "original form", so that Lu Yuanhang could see clearly what kind of person her wife was, so that he could attach importance to her marriage.
Even if Lu Yuanhang didn't want to get together with her Zhang Xiaoxi at all, he had to find a wife who was a good family member with similar personalities and interests in all aspects, and lived a high-quality family life.
Was she too well disguised, or was this what she really was?
She was a little flustered.
Did I just take a chronic poison, to say the least, it took more than ten minutes, and I didn't feel the slightest discomfort.
"Lift up your clothes......"
Just as Zhang Xiaoxi was thinking wildly, Tian Lanfang, who was standing beside the bed, commanded softly.
"You, what are you going to do?"
Zhang Xiaoxi, who was frightened, shuddered.
Looking at Zhang Xiaoxi's embarrassed appearance, Tian Lanfang couldn't help but smile.
This Beijing girl is just a willful little girl, her mind is not fully developed, and she runs out of her parents to toss blindly.
It's not my man's dish at all!
She is scheming, scheming, and like a shallot, that is, she has met a person who is not open-minded, otherwise she will not be able to change her sister-in-law in minutes?
Hey, hey, hey, no, Chengcai is honest and not stupid, the two stayed here alone last night, living together alone
In the first room, Zhang Xiaoxi is a white-skinned and beautiful long-legged man, dressed in revealing words and deeds, and behaves wildly......
"As soon as the golden wind and jade dew meet, they will win, and there are countless ...... in the world."
Mom, why did you unconsciously confide in this mouth?
Why did the big-mouthed problem that I hadn't made for a long time happen in front of her? Tian Lanfang, who had been thinking about pretending to be the eldest sister in front of Zhang Xiaoxi, was a little panicked.
Inexplicably, a poem came out of her mouth, and she was not alone.
"You, can you read poetry?"
Hi! Tian Lanfang, who thought that Zhang Xiaoxi would laugh at her, smiled slightly, and said with a smile in her heart, where is this?
Although she studied science and engineering, she liked Tang poems and Song lyrics very much, and she memorized a poem when she had nothing to do, and the whole person was elegant!
No, "Queqiao Immortal" came as soon as he opened his mouth.
"The clouds are clever, the flying stars spread hatred, and the silver man travels in the dark. As soon as the golden wind and jade dew meet, they will win countless in the world. Tenderness is like water, the best period is like a dream, and you can endure the return of the Magpie Bridge. If the two love each other for a long time, how can it be in the morning and twilight!"
"You, you're not illiterate?"
Zhang Xiaoxi's surprised eyes were about to jump out of their sockets.
No, the exact information of the eldest brother Zhang Xiaoguang, the newlywed wife that Lu Yuanhang is going to marry in Lianhua County, is an illiterate village woman who has not graduated from primary school and has two children, this must be a mistake, it is not right at all!
"I'm illiterate, I didn't even graduate from elementary school."
Tian Lanfang lifted the hem of Zhang Xiaoxi's sundress, raised her hand and touched her skin.
Tsk, don't look at this Xiaoxi dressed wildly, she speaks without an inch, but she is still a big girl with yellow flowers.
There is nothing wrong with it, but it is gastroenteritis caused by overeating, take some anti-inflammatory drugs, and pay attention to your diet.
But this little girl is an unruly, don't take this opportunity to beat and knock well, continue to act recklessly, and wait for the voyage to come back in two days, wouldn't it be to add to the blockage of the voyage?
"What are you doing?"
Feeling a pair of hands pressing on her belly, she even felt that there was a cold thing that kept wandering on her belly, which frightened Zhang Xiaoxi's soul to disperse.
If she hadn't run to the bathroom more than a dozen times in a row, and she didn't have any strength in her body, she would definitely have to get up and run!
She's taking the opportunity to take revenge!
"I'm checking your body, you've been lying in bed for more than ten minutes, and you haven't had any more stomach trouble, it's all thanks to the potion I just gave you."
Hearing Tian Lanfang say this, Zhang Xiaoxi suddenly woke up to the fact that from drinking that spoonful of potion to now, she has no signs of stomach trouble.
But my stomach still hurts badly, and I feel like I'm tumbling over the river. The conversation with Tian Lanfang just now diverted his attention, and now he suddenly realized that his stomach hurt, and the feeling of discomfort quickly doubled.
"But, but my stomach still hurts......
Zhang Xiaoxi covered the house and wailed again and again.
"You have acute gastroenteritis, and if I'm not mistaken, there is a stack of small intestines that is afraid to be severely inflamed and broken, and if you want to get completely better, you must have surgery."
Tian Lanfang stretched out her right index finger and deliberately drew it on her belly with her fingertips.
"Cut it from the stomach, take out the broken intestines, and cut it off with a pair of scissors......
Zhang Xiaoxi's eyes were dark, and he almost fainted.