It's just a little obsession, and even if it is said, it just adds to the ridicule of the world.

- Volume 3: Foolish Dreams - Enlightenment

01 Join the group

The early spring sun is warm, the snow is melting, and the roofs outside are dripping with water.

In Hangzhou, in the property left by his parents, at the home of Yongye, Shao Si Ming stretched out two fingers again: "One, join the monster club; You choose, right?"

Yongye's face was hideous, and he was crazy: "Shao Si Ming, do you know 3?"

Shao Si Ming shook his head solemnly, and his voice was compassionate: "In terms of your brain capacity, to tell you 3, it is a waste!"

Eternal Night gritted his teeth and was unswerving: "I choose 3."

"Sorry, this option doesn't exist, press the # key to return to the previous layer, or press the * key to return to the first layer!"

Yongye covered his face and couldn't bear to look directly: "Please, Lord Shao Siming, can you match a qualified expression when you tell cold jokes." ”

"I'm cute, I don't need expressions!" Shao Si Ming refused with righteous words.

That means that I'm already very cute, and I don't need expressions to sell cuteness anymore.

Eternal Night vomited three liters of blood and fell to the ground: forgive her for her weakness, demon thinking, not human comprehension.

September on the side hugged his stomach and fell on the sofa and laughed: "Your Royal Highness the new Demon King, you are really to the point......

"Haven't you ever thought of changing him?" Eternal Night's eyes were full of relief at finding a soulmate.

"Don't waste your efforts, he has been deeply poisoned by fans, and there is no cure!" September patted her on the shoulder, the topic of women will never be finished.

The Black Fox King on the side couldn't stand the chirping of the two of them, and clapped the coffee table and shouted: "It's not over, do you choose one or two, if you choose two, I will escort you back to the demon clan." The air quality here is so bad that if you stay for a long time, you will die. ”

Eternal Night is full of black lines on his forehead: "Xiao Hei, I heard that you are hundreds of years old, are you sure that you will die in this life?"

The fox king, who must lose every fight, gritted his teeth: "Respect the old and love the young, do you understand?"

Yongye straightened his chest, lifted his bangs, and revealed the demon text on his forehead: "Please respect, His Royal Highness the Demon King!"

The fox king jumped to his feet in anger: "Shao Si Ming, hurry up and take this scourge!"

"Hmph!" Yongye turned his head and smiled very flatteringly: "Shao Si Ming, if I stay in the monster society, what good is it?"

Before Shao Siming could speak, the president had already begun to count carefully: "One, you can become QQ friends with Jun Yin; Second, you can see all kinds of costumes every day, Jun Yin with different personalities and even different heights; Third, the building near the water gets the moon first; Fourth, maybe, you can occasionally peek at the beauty out of the bath......"

Eternal Night grinned widely, and saliva almost flowed out. Forcefully put his chin back, ran forward, hugged the president's arm and flattered: "President, I will follow you in the future, you let me go to the east and I won't go to the west, you guide me not to fight the north......"

The president smiled and touched the top of Yongye's head: "Well, good dog! I'm lustful, just call me president, don't add adults, I'm a little unbearable, I'm afraid of losing my life." ”

"Yes, Sechang!" The green tendons on Eternal Night's forehead jumped, isn't it because when the seal was sealed, the Demon King Nirvana was projected as a dog in the real world, why did everyone see themselves as dogs.

Demon Moon, woo, you killed me.

In the place where he didn't see it in the eternal night, the color chief stretched out his hand and said OK to Shao Si Ming, sure enough, it belongs to a dog, as long as you take the bone it likes, it will run after you.

Se Chang patted Yongye's head, really like the owner who led the dog: "Come back to Nanjing with me." ”

Yongye raised his head, ignored Se Chang's words, looked up at the roof at a forty-five degree angle, and looked sad: "I haven't seen Jun Yin for a long time, does he think that I have a strange thing on my head, which is very ugly, so he doesn't want to see me?"

"Actually, you really don't have to feel inferior. Because, whether you have a demon or not, you are a virtuous person, and you have never been beautiful. "Bai Xue's poisonous tongue attribute has never changed.

Damn, what do you mean that you have never been beautiful? Although she is not a beauty, at least she is a little fresh, a little freshness that was famous in high school.

Yongye looked back and carefully looked at the men and women of the monsters, the president of the man, the noble fox king, the cute young priest, and the bewitching Bai Xue......

Men all skimmed and looked at the only woman, with bright eyebrows and big eyes in September, and two small dimples when she laughed, beautiful and cute.

Look at yourself again, in addition to the figure, first ignore the "breasts that we have not yet developed", the legs are long and the waist is thin, which is also quite good, and then look at the face, well, although there is no trace of characteristics, but if you look carefully, it is still a clean baby with clear eyebrows.

I have to admit that compared to a group of transformed monsters, she is really real, without the slightest characteristic, ordinary thrown on the street, you can pick up another one anywhere.

Eternal Night was struck and vomited three liters of blood again, and fell to the ground again. After a long time, I remembered an important question: "That Jun Yin, is it a demon or a human?"

"Except for those who are here today, the rest of the youkai community are all humans. The color is rare and said: "There is a difference between shemales after all, you better keep your distance from them and don't show your feet." ”

Shao Siming nodded: "I always keep formatting other people's brains, and I will be tired!"

Eternal Night covers his face, a group of selfish teammates.

Next, in September, I pulled the eternal night and got to know the monsters of the monster community:

President - Sese: The acting demon king of the demon clan in contact with the outside world, the coser of the society, in the later stage, the body is a fragile butterfly.

Vice President-Bai Xue: Often cos women's clothing, actually a man, the guardian of the demon clan, and has all the life information of the demon clan. Poisonous tongue, kind, ontology is a moon rabbit.

Makeup Artist - Shao Si Ming: Coser, whose real name is Shao Yan, a demon law enforcer, the body is a white snake, and it is rumored to be the descendant of the White Lady, who likes to sell cuteness with an expressionless face.

Makeup Artist - Momo: At the same time, it is also the late stage of the strong society, the only remaining mountain ghost in the world, a disciple of lust, and the next acting demon king.

Photographer - September: The only woman in the monster community, the body is a nine-life cat, lost one life, and now there are only eight lives left, with a gentle personality and strong self-control.

Copywriter - July, September's twin brother, the two have no father and no mother, they grew up dependent on each other since childhood, with a silent personality, once rampant, and now under the supervision of the monster club.

Props group: Chitaki and Mingyue twins, a lively and violent pair of brothers, the favorite person is the princess Gao Yue on "Qin Shi Mingyue", who is supervised by the monster club because of her too much lethality.

Logistics: Flowey, rat spirit, very timid, after Bai Xue registered, voluntarily stayed in the monster community, beans, barbarians, etc., have a tendency to run rampant, and are supervised by the monster community.

After the introduction, Yongye opened his eyes and sighed: "Why are there so few women? ”

The atmosphere fell silent for a moment.

After a long time, July said in a deep voice: "It's all dead!"

"Dead?" Eternal Night's eyes widened, full of disbelief.

"Because the mind is not strong, because it is too easy to get emotional, therefore, they can't live long. If you want to live longer, it's best to stay away from Jun Yin, shemales fall in love, and nothing good will end. Bai Xue raised her foot and stepped on the hand of Eternal Night: "Is there anything else you want to ask, hurry up and ask!"

Eternal Night grinned, "Yes!"

"Say!" Bai Xue twisted her feet vigorously.

"But, it hurts me so much that you step on it. "Eternal Night is almost going to cry.

Bai Xue lowered his head and looked at the eyes of the eternal night, as if he wanted to look all the way to the deepest part, his voice was clean, but there was no popularity: "I am here to let you remember that if you follow in their footsteps, the pain in the coming days will be a thousand times greater than today." What a question, say. ”

"You haven't told me yet, Jun Yin and them, do you know anything about the monsters? Will I hide it from them in the future, or do I want to do whatever I want?"

"Do you want them to know? Or do you like to see the look of fear in their eyes when they see you, or do you want to lose everything you have now?"

The sofa was full of monsters, and the eternal night who was excluded could only sit on the ground cried: In this powerful world, demons are too unhappy.

Se Chang clapped his hands: "Okay, there is one last thing, Eternal Night, as a demon king, you don't know much about the demon world, so from now on, you have to follow your master to learn how to deal with the affairs of the demon clan." ”

"I still have a master?" Eternal Night is full of anticipation, it is better to be a strong master, and a child with a master is a treasure.

"Well, Shao Siming and Bai Xue, you can choose one!"

Suddenly, he opened his mouth and stammered, and Yongye felt that he couldn't live this day.

"Isn't it hard to choose? Otherwise, you can choose both. "Sei-sama is especially considerate of the minds of youkai.

"No, I'll choose Shao Si Ming!" "Jumping feet in the eternal night, although Shao Si Ming always gives himself a "2" choice, although Shao Si Ming once threatened to dig out his heart, but people just talk about it, unlike Bai Xue, who doesn't even say anything, and comes up and goes straight to the feet.

Shao Si ordered his nostrils to look at the sky: "I don't want such a stupid apprentice." ”

"No, Master, please take my ......"