The diary of a small bamboo shoot
March 2.
Year 1 has begun.
This afternoon there was my brother's most annoying physical education class, so my brother lied and said that he was sick and could see a lot of strange things.
I didn't expect my parents to really believe it, it's good, my brother skipped class successfully.
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Brother miscalculated, brother didn't expect the consequences of lying to be so serious. My brother has never seen such a big needle in his life, and my brother doesn't want to go to that hospital again.
Listening to my parents' discussions, and a string of English that I didn't understand, they seemed to think I was very sick.
But fortunately, I took three days off at home, and my brother was very satisfied with the result.
March 4.
Uncle Lu came to see my brother today.
Brother pretended to be sick and acted very well, why did my uncle see through it at a glance, he was hanging.
But fortunately, he and his brother belong to the same country, otherwise my brother might really know what the taste of fried meat with bamboo shoots is.
It's better that my uncle knows my nephew.
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Brother knows why he is my sister Xin's father.
Brother learned today that children do not study well, and when they grow up, they will be sold to Siberia by scammers.
My brother didn't want to be sold to Siberia, and my brother vowed to study hard in the future.
May 2nd.
Today I went to play at Huahua's house.
Flower's puppet aunt is a little scary, and my brother is scared to cry.
My brother remembered a movie where my parents closed the door and didn't let my brother watch it, and the scary doll in it looked exactly like her.
I didn't write it, but Flowey brought the fruit over.
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Brother suddenly felt that the puppet was not so terrifying.
My mother asked my brother if she wanted to marry Huahua as a wife in the future, why did she ask such a boring question?
However, Huahua is willing to bring a few more dancing dolls to marry, but my brother can consider it.
I heard Huahua say that her dolls were all made by her father, and she was envious to death, why didn't her father do this kind of handicraft.
July 6th.
I don't understand very well, Sister Tangtang is so old, why do you still have to do homework.
I'm going to write about it too.
When will I finish writing such a thick summer homework? Stinky Lao Zhang also asked us to write eight weekly diaries, is my brother going to lose his hair because of too much homework at this age?
I don't write it, and I write a summer vacation homework!
It's a pity that my sister and aunt brought a cake over, and I didn't write a diary.
Hopefully, the cake is strawberry.
November 11th.
Today is my father's birthday, but unfortunately my mother is not here.
But it's also normal, Singles' Day.
Listen to his phone call, he might want to hang out with Uncle Howl and leave me at home. How could this kind of thing let him succeed.
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Brother is obviously hiding very well, why did Dad pull my brother out in three seconds?
But it just so happens that my mother is not there, and my brother is responsible for supervising my father, and if anyone who hates my aunt comes over, my brother will drive her away.
Of course, if it's a beautiful sister who likes her brother, it shouldn't be so bad.
Brother is very curious about what the father drinks is, but unfortunately my brother is still at the age of drinking circle stars, and I heard my uncles say that it is oolong tea, what is it?
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I called my mother.
Mom looked tired, and the lab work seemed to be hard.
Mom, don't worry, my brother will help you watch Dad.
November 12th.
Why did my dad fall asleep?
It's a shame.
November 18th.
Mom came home.
After eating, I was taken out by my aunts to play.
I can't tell which of the aunts is big and which is small, how do the eldest aunt and the second aunt distinguish clearly.
Mom and Dad don't know what to do at home, huh...... It should be the same as in the TV series, it is the same as the last time the big brother stretched his head to the big sister, and then the brother was blocked from view.
What's that doing?
I asked the aunts, and the aunts were just laughing.
I'm so confused.
December 12th.
This time my brother didn't lie, and my brother found out that he had superpowers.
It's a pity that my brother was hit on the head by the alarm clock for the first time with his superpowers, and he died of pain.
My brother was taken to the hospital with a big needle, and my brother's life was going to end.
Dad's expression when he reads the report is so fierce, my brother can't be the same as in the TV series, he has an incurable disease, right?
Brother has to write a will.
If my brother is suddenly gone, I will give my brother's model plane to Huahua, and my brother liked it when she came over last time.
Bring a message to Sister Xin, just say that her number one little brother unfortunately passed away, let her not be too sad, remember to bring a bottle of oolong tea to her brother in the coming year, my brother has not tasted what it tastes like.
There is also a pity for my sister, my brother wants to eat the strawberry cake she made again before he dies, and I don't know if there is a chance.
Well, there is also Brother Hong, although he is my brother according to his age, but he recognizes his brother as a younger brother, and his brother wants to find him a good home. Although his mother looks stupid, he is still very smart, and my brother just gave him up.
But it's okay.
I'll ask my dad if he has anything to say to my grandfather, but I haven't met him, and I don't know what he is like. Looking at my father's appearance, my grandfather should be very lively.
Brother's wreath should be filled with the sunflowers that my brother likes, well, and then decorate a circle of red!
December 13th.
My brother's suicide note has been written, who knows that my brother is not sick at all.
So many words in vain!
scolded and was about to tear up the diary, but after thinking about it, if someone wanted to see something written by a cool and handsome boy like his brother, wouldn't it be to collapse his image?
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Brother didn't expect my brother's father and mother to be so powerful, they wouldn't be like in the movie, saving the world.
There were two older brothers and sisters who came to teach my brother, and that brother had silver crystals on his face, which was so cool.
I also touched it, and it was even more dazzling.
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Brother didn't expect that Brother would call them uncle and aunt.
I don't know how, but it looks like it's pretty powerful.
Anyway, my brother doesn't have to go to school or take exams, it's so beautiful.
January 30th.
Brother thought too simply.
You don't have to go to school, but my brother still has to take the final exam, what is this?
Except for reading some books at the beginning of school, my brother hasn't studied since then, and it's over.
February 6th.
Brother answered so badly that he could still take the test for eighty points, and he didn't know what was going on.
Anyway, just pass the test.
It's so cool to have a winter vacation without winter vacation homework.
February 10th.
Brother still thinks about the problem simply.
My grandfather has so many books that I can't finish reading them.
Did Mom have to read so many books before? It's pathetic.
My grandfather always holds an old book and reads it repeatedly, is it that good-looking?
Brother looked at it twice, but he couldn't understand it.
February 11th.
Today I went fishing with my grandfather's father.
The place where the old man lives is so beautiful, my brother really wants to stay here forever.
I heard that my dad used to be very good at fishing, why didn't he pass on this skill to me? Only three after a whole day of fishing.
The winter vacation is coming to an end, and it's uncomfortable!
March 2.
Teacher Fei Fei said that I have mastered this thing called ability, and then I can go back to normal life.
But this thing called an ability can't be seen by others. Brother understands, heroes always have to hide in the crowd.
Brother doesn't know where she and Uncle Xingxing are going back, what island should be a very peaceful place, right?
Ah, my brother is going back to class again, and suddenly I miss Lao Zhang a little bit, what's going on? Hopefully he won't give so many assignments this semester.
The ending of everyone is basically explained, and the specific interpretation is self-interpretation.
The little bamboo shoot is a cub with a cold appearance and an explosive inner drama 2333. The appearance of the genetic father is more of a handsome guy, and the genetic mother in the direction of the ability is magnetic manipulation, but the personality mutation is a bit narcissistic.
The new book is being prepared, if it goes well, the book will be issued on the 20th, and the number of 520 auspicious will be made!
(End of chapter)