Chapter 8: New Experiments
Boom! Boom! Boom!
Just when Jian Heng was sleeping Zhengmei, he was suddenly awakened by a sound of knocking on the glass.
In the dream, Jian Heng is marrying a daughter-in-law, and the daughter-in-law looks a little like a big star, who can't remember it for a while, but the thief is beautiful, and at this time he is unveiling the hijab to see the shy appearance of his daughter-in-law.
So Jian Heng turned around, covered his head, and wanted to continue sleeping, ready to add his strength to return to his dreams and continue to give this room to Yuanshi!
Boom! Boom! Boom!
The sound of knocking on the glass is getting louder and louder, and even if Jian Heng wants to sleep, he can't fall asleep.
"Who the hell!"
Jian Heng wants to cut people, and it's not the kind of chop that can solve the depression in his chest by cutting one or two at random!
As soon as he opened his eyes, Jian Heng looked at the windowsill, the rabbit he released last night was staring at him with a big red eye, and he was holding a branch dozens of centimeters long.
Seeing Jian Heng looking at him, the rabbit knocked on the glass with the branch in his mouth again!
Boom! Boom! Boom!
"Fuck off! Didn't you say last night that the rivers and lakes are far away, and we will never see each other! ”
When Jian Heng saw the rabbit, he immediately felt a block in his heart, feeling a little out of breath.
Although the rabbit's behavior of knocking on the window with a small wooden stick is quite magical, but thinking about its habit of eating furniture, Jian Heng's pet heart has stopped.
Boom! Boom! Boom!
The rabbit keeps knocking!
"Fuck, I'm going to ....." Jian Heng is on fire!
At this time, suddenly there was a sound of people downstairs, and Jian Heng knew that this was his landlord.
"Fake, which female cousin raised my tree and gnawed it, and there was only one leaf left to eat.........."
Without even looking at it, Jian Heng could imagine the angry appearance of the landlord who was fat like a big white pig.
At this time, a crisp children's voice sounded: "I saw it, it was bitten by a gray rabbit, and it ran up here......"
"I've got a fork!"
When Jian Heng heard it, he immediately bounced up from the bed as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, opened the window and door like lightning, and fished the rabbits outside into the house.
"Little Dan! Children must be honest, if you see someone who did it, tell me, or don't tell, lying children are not good children.....".
Jian Heng listened to his landlord.
Where would the landlord downstairs believe the words of a child, a rabbit eating a tree? Isn't that! There are many rabbits that eat carrots and grass, and if there are rabbits that eat trees, they will not live in vain if they have lived for decades! The landlord thought that the child named Dan had watched too many cartoons, so naturally he didn't take it seriously.
Of course, if he saw Jian Heng's rabbit eating wood, he would definitely not let Jian Heng go, you must know that the tree in the flower pond downstairs was moved by his grandfather from his European hometown, and it took more than 20 years to grow almost the thickness of his wrist, and now it has been directly gnawed off by something, and the landlord now has the heart to pull out a gun.
"I saw it!"
Jian Heng, a child named Dan, knew that Daniel on the second floor used to look quite cute, but today Jian Heng felt that the child's mouth was too broken and a little underbeaten.
Just when Jian Heng was listening to the people outside, the rabbit had already gnawed off the stick in his mouth, gnawed off the stick, and immediately ran happily towards Jian Heng's bed legs. Fortunately, Jian Heng found it early, and lifted the rabbit up with a copy of his hand, even so, a piece of wood was torn off by the rabbit on the leg of the bed.
"Forget it, keep gnawing on the sofa, the sofa can still gnaw for a while!"
Jian Heng has no tricks now, it will definitely not work to let it out, this goods can be recovered, if he comes back with the landlord, then he has to get out, not only do he have to get out, but he will also have to get into a lawsuit.
If you can't let it out, you can only keep it, Jian Heng came up with an idea at this little distance from the living room with the rabbit.
Get a steel cage!
The steel bar that Jian Heng said is not an ordinary thick iron wire, it is really a rebar for construction, the kind with a thick thumb! Thinking of this, Jian Heng immediately put the rabbit next to the broken sofa, quickly got dressed and went out like lightning.
I have to say that Jian Heng's efficiency this time is high, and it will take forty minutes from going out to coming back with the cage! This is already a super miracle for New York's speed, you must know that from steel cutting to welding, and then it is only twenty minutes to be organized, if the industry of the United States is at this speed, let alone China, the whole world will be fine!
The first thing he did when he got home was that Jian Heng threw the rabbit into the new cage!
"You're awesome now!"
Looking at the rabbit that couldn't stop sniffing the thick rebar, Jian Heng said very proudly.
After being happy for a while, when Jian Heng remembered the look of the boss of the car repair shop looking at him, he couldn't help but feel a little stupid, and now Jian Heng can clearly see the vigilance in the boss's eyes.
It is estimated that if this cage is bigger and looks like it can hold a woman, this person will immediately call the police and arrest Jane. Maybe the vigilant owner of the car repair shop was wondering if this person was going to lock up a girl and play some perverted tricks or something.
The steel cage is very powerful, and the rabbit is dumbfounded!
From time to time, after a few hours, there is nothing the rabbit can do with this super rabbit cage, even if it is squirming with a three-petal rabbit mouth, the rebar is still strong.
"It's kind of holding you back!"
Jian Heng finally breathed a sigh of relief.
The act of dismantling rabbits has been curbed, and Jian Heng naturally continued to start his own experiments, of course, the rabbits still have to be fed, but with the super cage, Jian Heng only fed about two catties of carrots and a cabbage in one afternoon.
Without the worry of rabbits, Jian Heng began to think of how to get the Mercedes out intently. It's very easy to get it out, the key is that the way is reasonable, or there is no way to shoot it! The way is unreasonable, the IRS of the Americans is not easy to fool, there are still a lot of black-hearted people, and after confiscating it, they may not know where to go.
Anyone who has been in the United States for a long time understands that there are very few officials in the United States who have good manners.
After thinking of a few plans, Jian Heng felt a little unreliable, seeing that it was time to go to work again, Jian Heng looked at the clock on the wall, thought for a while and felt that the work in the restaurant was going to quit today, and concentrated on thinking of an idea, waiting for the auction of 770k, and taking the money back to his hometown to marry his daughter-in-law and have children.
After planning it, Jian Heng took his clothes and went out.
When he arrived at the restaurant, just when Jian Heng walked in front of the hall manager and wanted to say to the manager with a dead face that Lao Tzu would not come tomorrow after today's work, the troubled white couple happened to pass by Jian Heng's side.
"Hurry up, I'm ordering!" The man said dissatisfiedly at Jian Heng: "Chat at work, you are so unprofessional!" ”
At this moment, a flash of inspiration flashed in Jian Heng's heart: Why don't you experiment with these two goods! A rabbit is always a rabbit, where is there someone who comes from reliable!
Although the act of experimenting on people is shameful, and the Englishman who wrote the notes himself has drunk it, Jian Heng feels that his own life is only one, so it is better to be careful! Other people's children can't die. Besides, Jian Heng felt that no one would know about this matter if he didn't say it, and no one would know where someone would condemn him!
"What are you going to say to me?" The manager was stunned when he saw that Jian Heng was actually in front of him, and couldn't help but ask with a little dissatisfaction.
"Nope! I just wanted to say hello to you! ”
Now where will Jian Heng say that Lao Tzu Ming'er is gone, with a new experiment, Jian Heng will stay if he doesn't pay him!
At this time, the poor white couple was returning to their usual seat with their heads held high and looking like I was superior, not knowing at all that they had been upgraded to guinea pigs in the eyes of others.
"Sir, madam, you two want water!" Jian Heng had a charming smile on his face, and this time the smile was the most genuine from the heart! It's a pity that there are too many times to fake a smile, and at this time, even Jian Heng himself can't tell whether the smile on his face is real or fake.