Chapter 115: Her "Fart" Resounded Through the Basement! (below)
Strange, why hasn't the light word prompted by the system appeared yet? Can this still give the card machine? Isn't this woman the perpetrator of her own crisis, and her experiment has failed?
As soon as he squatted down and was about to lift Pu Si Qinglan, Kishida couldn't help but mutter, he hurriedly called up the system interface, and found that the sand of the funnel was still precipitated at the bottom, and he couldn't help but sigh.
It seems that you have encountered a buy one get one free situation? Could it be that the cutie is still hiding among these people? Kishida vaguely turned his head and glanced at the others present, especially those who only met today.
"Kishida boy, hurry up, don't grind!" Seeing Kishida pause, Mori Kogoro urged impatiently.
"Got it!" Kishida rolled her eyes at him before putting her hands on Pu Siqinglan's shoulders and lifting her front half of her body.
"Eh, what is this?" As soon as he lifted the front half of Pu Si Qinglan's body, the sharp-eyed Kishida caught a glimpse of a pull ring falling under her body.
"What's the matter?" Hearing this, Maori Kogoro, who wrapped his hands around Pu Si Qinglan's long legs, asked.
"This thing seems to be ...... Wait, it won't be!? it! Kishida ignored Maori Kogoro, his eyes looked at the pull ring carefully for a few seconds, he suddenly thought of something, and his heart suddenly raised his head, but he saw Maori Kogoro was about to lift Pu Si Qinglan up, and hurriedly yelled.
However, it was already late, and Maori Kogoro, who was holding his long legs, had already hung Pusi Qinglan up a little bit, and seeing this, Kishida's face suddenly turned pale.
"Everyone, get down quickly~~" With a desolate roar, Kishida slammed down Pu Si Qinglan with both hands and threw her upper body back to the ground.
Then a "hungry tiger pounced" and slammed Maori Kogoro, who was startled by his yelling, to the ground, and Pu Si Qinglan, who had just been hung up by Maori Kogoro, gradually fell down.
"Boom~" However, before Pu Si Qinglan's round and straight ass completely fell back to the ground, there was a sudden loud bang in the basement as if it was thundering.
With a loud bang, the explosion of the air wave swept away, and Pu Si Qinglan, who had not completely fallen back to the ground, was also blown up by the air wave, and several fragments flew straight towards Kishida through the air.
When a few fragments were about to touch Kishida, the fragments stopped in front of him very abruptly, as if inserted in an invisible wall, and then in less than a second, they reflected directly to the surroundings.
Everything happened so quickly, and when the dust in the basement that was stirred up by the explosion had not yet dissipated, Kishida, who was dazed by the grenade, was still in a state of confusion.
"It's painful, cough cough cough~~ I'm sick, this stinky woman's 'fart' is too loud!" Feeling the burning pain coming from his back, Kishida couldn't help but scream.
What kind of grudge is this horse, don't I just spit out a few words of fragrant fragrance from your ancestors, and as for the desire to die with myself when I fainted!? Kishida, who was lying on top of Maori Kogoro, gritted his teeth and thought.
What Kishida didn't know about the same fate was that as early as when Pu Siqinglan took advantage of them to lie down, he originally wanted to stand up and plan to throw a grenade at them, so as to take the opportunity to escape.
What I didn't expect was that Pu Siqinglan grenade was taken out of his trouser pocket just now and pressed the handle, and when he pulled out the safety bolt, he was just electrocuted by Kishida's electric bubble. At that time, she was holding a grenade that had pulled out the safety bolt, but when she completely fainted and was unable to throw the grenade, she pressed the grenade handle with the position above the hips and below the waist, intending to pull a cushion back if she was going to die.
"Ahem~~ Xiaolan, Xiaolan!" While Kishida was gritting his teeth, Maori Kogoro under him struggled and shouted.
"Hiss~~ Uncle Maori, it hurts, don't move, you move so fast, I'm in pain!" The struggle of Maori Kogoro under him made Kishida, whose back was burned by the air wave of the shock wave, couldn't help but cry out miserably.
"Dad, I'm fine!" Hearing Maori Kogoro's shout, Xiaolan on the side hurriedly responded.
"Kishida boy, are you okay, if you're okay, get off me quickly." Hearing Xiaolan's voice, Maori Kogoro felt relieved and turned to Kishida.
"Hey, I know, wait a minute, damn it, it hurts me!" Holding back pain, Kishida, grinning with teeth, slowly supported his hands on Maori Kogoro's body, moving little by little.......
"Dad, Brother Kishida, are you all right? Uh, you ....." Just when Kishida just went from lying on Maori Kogoro to sitting on his waist, the dust stirred up by the explosion wave gradually dissipated, and the intact Xiaolan pulled Conan, who was also undamaged, just to see this scene.
"Don't worry, I'm not trying to be your mom. Hiss~" Even though he had back pain, Kishida still endured a "humor" with a smile.
??? Xiaolan's eyes instantly turned into beanie eyes and looked at Kishida.
"Yuichi, are you all right?" At this time, Dr. Asasa not far away ran over with steps, and because of the rush and tonnage, Kishida could even feel the basement shaking faintly.
"It's okay, I won't be able to die for a while. But I'm curious, hiss~ Why are you all okay, and I'm the only one who is injured? Of course, Doctor, you are okay, after all, it is far away, but why are you all okay Miss Xiaolan and Conan? Could it be that my character is 'good' to the point that God can't tolerate it? ”
Holding back the pain, looking at the undamaged Dr. Asa and the gray plain who was also anxiously running after him, Kishida's heart warmed, but he asked puzzled on the surface.
Of course, except for the self-ridicule in the last sentence, he is really confused!
From the situation at the scene, it can be seen that the grenade just now should be an attack grenade with a delayed trigger device. An assault grenade is a grenade that contains a large amount of explosives, has thin walls, emits a shock wave when it explodes, and has few fragments.
This kind of grenade has a small killing range and mainly relies on the action of the shock wave to kill, so Kishida can understand why Dr. Asasa is okay when he is a little farther away, but why Xiaolan and Conan, who are standing not far from him, are okay, he is really puzzled.
"Eh, I don't know why I'm fine, I just heard Brother Kishida shouting, so I subconsciously protected the new... Conan he then heard an explosion..... Maybe it's because I'm lucky, right? Xiaolan replied in the same puzzlement.
Well!? How else can there be such a thing!? Even if it's the European Emperor, this can be regarded as a hanging, right? Kishida frowned.