Chapter 294: Men can flirt, women can forget it!
"Why the sudden change of plans? I haven't had enough of it yet! ”
On the top of the house on the left side of the alley, Conan's head suddenly appeared, and his face was very disappointed.
Kishida glanced at him with a blank eye, his head was a little dizzy, and he didn't dare to speak again, but took a few steps back before his mouth opened lightly and said angrily:
"I'm not a zoo monkey, so there's no need for you to watch it! And you're not going to use up an entire bottle of hypnotics, are you!? The effect of this medicine almost took me away. ”
Kishida lowered his head and looked at Nishitani Xia lying on the ground with some fear, only to feel that the vendor really didn't deceive himself, this medicine effect is really very fierce! The woman was only splashed a few drops of the potion on her forehead, and the potion slashed across her cheeks and the corners of her mouth, and she fell directly to the ground in only a second or two. Even if he covered his nose and took a few steps back just now, he just opened his mouth and said a word to Conan, which made me feel a little dizzy, and I don't know if it was a psychological effect......
"Oh, it's okay, I only used half a bottle of ....."
Conan chuckled, and then jumped off the house without saying a word, and in the process of landing, his hand accurately grabbed the protruding anti-theft window of the house, and jumped down again after unloading, and his body was as agile as an ape, and then at the moment of landing, he rolled lightly on the ground, and landed on the ground perfectly!
It would be even more perfect if it weren't for a cloud of dust on your clothes.......
Kishida glanced up at the height of the house, thinking that Conan was really out of reach on the road of pretending to be forced, and he estimated that he would honestly choose how to go up and how to get down. Of course, only the weight of a child can be easily increased with the help of adults!
"I used half a bottle, but it was all exactly dripped on her......"
Conan patted the dust off his little blue suit and continued the conversation casually.
"Hehehe~ No wonder!"
Kishida suddenly realized, and then gave Conan a roll of his eyes angrily, this guy has a really big heart, but I have to say that he is indeed a god teammate!
You know, tonight the wind is not strong but not small, he changed his plan temporarily, he can still judge the direction and approximate speed of the wind in a few seconds, combined with the descent time of the potion from the house, accurate shooting..... Cough.... It dripped on the woman's face.
"Don't talk about this yet, you haven't told me yet, why did you suddenly change your plans?"
Conan chuckled and asked again curiously, returning to the original topic.
"I don't want to, but just now when I was close to this person, I suddenly smelled a trace of fragrance on her. I felt that something was wrong, and sure enough, when I looked at it face to face, I realized that it was really a woman! ”
Kishida explained, and cautiously walked back to Kasumi Nishitani, who had fallen to the ground.
"Is she male or female, does that have anything to do with our original plan?"
Conan walked after him, bewildered by the words.
"Alas, of course there is, I can still play hooligans casually for men, but I can't do it for women, not to mention that she is really beautiful!"
Kishida came to Nishitani Kasumi and squatted down, looked at her quiet sleeping face, the little face that looked unusually cute and beautiful because of her sleep, sighed softly, and then said with emotion.
"Ah, what a beauty! But she's beautiful, isn't that better for your performance? ”
Hearing this, Conan glanced at the underground Nishitani Xia, and the whole person fell into a state of confusion.
"Smack!"
Conan was answered with a crisp sound. It was a slap in the face without hesitation.........
"What are you doing!?"
Watching Kishida pick up his hand and slap Nishitani Kasumi's face, Conan's face was full of astonishment.
"Smack!"
There was no answer, and after another crisp slap, Kishida squinted and turned his head, looking at Conan and said:
"I'm looking to see how the medicine works, and by the way, to see if she's pretending to be asleep, and the guy who sold me the hypnosis told me that as long as I'm stunned, no matter what anyone does, the other person won't wake up in a short time. Now it seems that he really didn't have a word of falsehood. As a business, this is really rare! ”
At the end, Kishida also smiled and praised.
“..... Even if that's the case, you're not going to slap her twice, are you!? ”
After being silent for a few seconds, looking at the redness and swelling that appeared on both sides of Nishitani Xia's cheeks, but she still slept like a piglet, Conan said helplessly.
"It's okay to slap her, but don't you think it's a lot more symmetrical and pleasing to the eye? And, now it looks like she's not pretending to be asleep! ”
Kishida nodded, fumbling around the watermelon cream as he spoke.
"Hey, asymmetry is the main reason!! I think you should go to see a psychiatrist, lest you see anything asymmetrical like Teji Moriya in the future, and you have to destroy one or two! ”
Hearing this, Conan stared blankly and complained very sharply.
"Don't worry, I'm different from Teiji Moriya, I can control my inner desires very well. Hope! ”
Kishida said as he pulled out a pistol from Nishitani Kasumi, a communicator, and a very small pink female purse.
"So, you don't deny that you have a psychological problem?"
Conan was amused and teased.
"What do you say?" Kishida glanced at him angrily, but his hand did not stop, and he directly opened the woman's pink wallet, but did not find anything related to proving her identity, such as driver's license, passport, health insurance insured card, resident certificate, etc., there were only dozens of yen notes of different denominations in the wallet, and there was nothing else.
"Strange, so cautious? If you are caught, will you be tortured to extract a confession? ”
Kishida muttered, silently took out his wallet, and put the dozens of yen notes of different denominations directly into his wallet.
“....... Although everyone has some psychological problems to a greater or lesser extent, are you really sure you don't need to check it out? ”
Conan looked at his behavior and wanted to dissuade him from doing this bad deed, but he didn't know what to say, so he could only droop his eyelids, shake his head, and say in a complicated tone.
"I said, I can control my desires. Hope! ”
Kishida said calmly, without the slightest awareness of having just taken other people's money.
"Hey, looking at your current behavior, it's really not convincing at all!"
Conan complained again, but as soon as the words fell, he suddenly opened his mouth, closed it inexplicably, and stopped talking several times, and finally couldn't resist the curiosity in his heart at the beginning, and finally asked: "Do you like men, are you sexual?" ”
Kishida: ????
"No, you still like Senami's sister, so, you're actually bisexual. Love? ”
When a question mark flashed in Kishida's mind, Conan immediately denied his guess, and then asked curiously again.
“..... Endure! ”
After being silent for a while, Kishida said coldly to Conan, and before the words fell, before Conan could react, a punching bag fist smashed on his head.
"Okay, hmm!"
Conan just wanted to scream, but he couldn't help covering his mouth, and then he understood what Kishida said, "Hold back!" What does that mean.
"Lao Tzu is a normal man, he only likes women!"
Looking at Conan's grinning appearance in pain, Kishida said viciously to him.
"Then why do you flirt with men and not women? Didn't you say you still have a bottle of medicine that can make people tickle inside, do you want to use it for this guy? ”
Conan rubbed his head and asked very dissatisfied.
"You're not talking nonsense!! I can still say that it is a joke to flirt with men, but as for molesting women...... Oh, Lao Tzu now has a girlfriend, okay? Do you want me to show you, let you kid retaliate against me for telling my senior sister, or use it as a trick to threaten me? ”
Kishida glared at him and asked rhetorically.
“...... Then your tickling drug, do you still want to use it for this guy? ”
Conan didn't know what he was thinking, so he was silent for a while, and asked the last question with emotion.
"That medicine is called 'burning the body', and it is a fiery spring. Medicine ......."
Kishida's tone was quiet, he didn't hide it, and told him the truth directly.
“.........”
Conan's eyes widened, and he wanted to say something, but he was speechless.
At this time, when the two of them stared at each other, the mobile phone in Kishida's pocket finally rang, and he took it out and found that it was Officer Twilight calling, that is, the island country police were finally able to come out and wash the floor.......