Chapter 460: Crooked
After sending Wu Yong away, Jian Heng felt that his whole person seemed to be lighter, came to the door of the house, stretched his waist, and then summoned the black bean to his side with a whistle.
As soon as the saddle was prepared for the black beans, Daniel landed in front of Jian Heng with a fish in his hand, and after calling twice, he put the fish down.
Jian Heng stretched out his hand and patted Daniel's head gently: "It's not in that ravine now, you don't need to catch fish anymore, eat fresh when I want to eat."
The red-crowned crane has developed a habit in the valley, and it has to take a fish to Jian Heng every day, and it is also very good at picking fish, and the fish that are not big or small, two catties or more than three catties of fish, if you put it in the country, it is just a normal fish plate, but Jian Heng's family usually eats fish is not so small, at least six or seven catties to start, and it is not a fish that can be beaten, and the big fish eaters are not Jian Heng and barley wheat, but Pooh and instant noodles.
Pooh is a person who eats anything as long as he can eat it, except that he doesn't have the ability to eat the world.
Instant noodles are true love for fish, I used to eat them both raw and cooked, but now the days are better, as long as there is cooked fish, I will not eat raw fish, and like Jian Heng's taste, such as carp is the favorite braised fish, and fish like tilapia like steamed, and more and more picky.
Daniel didn't know whether he understood Jian Heng's words or not, so he threw down the fish and listened to Jian Heng's chatter, then flapped his wings and rushed into the sky.
Jian Heng looked at the fish under his feet, didn't think about picking it up from the ground, tore off a branch from the branch next to him, peeled off the branch and left only the skin, rubbed it twice and passed through the fish's gills, and then pulled it out of the fish's mouth, took two steps and hung it directly under his own porch.
A small blade was pulled out from the pillar of the gallery, this small blade was originally inserted by Jian Heng on the pillar, and the function was to kill the fish that Daniel brought in!
I cut the belly of the fish with a blade, got out the entrails of the fish, walked to the lake and threw it into the lake, and then washed my hands on the shore of the lake.
After washing his hands and standing up, Jian Heng found that the silver carp didn't know when he swam to the shore and was spitting water bubbles in front of him.
"I'm in a good mood today" Jian Heng smiled and pulled his pants and then squatted down again, bent the knuckles of his fingers, and gently tapped Yinli's braincase.
When the silver carp is happy, it will spit out the blister, and the happier the blister will spit out, that is, the more, today this small bubble is not big, but it is not small, each is about the size of a quail egg, and the strings of them make a cooing sound in the water like a boiling pot.
knew that the silver carp was happy, but Jian Heng didn't know why the silver carp was happy, but thinking that he was blocked at home by Wu Yong, a bastard, early in the morning, he suddenly felt a little aggrieved.
"Hey, what do you think I'm provoking him for, it's not as good as a fish now!" Jian Heng let out a long sigh.
Who knew that at this time, an answer came: "Wouldn't you have to worry about giving him the authorization of cattle and sheep?" ”
Jian Heng was suddenly stunned by this voice, and looked at the silver carp with blank eyes, thinking that it was speaking, but he quickly reacted, turned his head and found that he didn't know when Wheat was standing behind him. Now this girl is happily silly, it seems that she just held her throat and teased Jian Heng, which made her very happy.
As soon as he stretched out his hand, he directly hugged the wheat by the waist and sat on his lap, and strangled her tightly with both hands: "I'll let you skin, I'll let you skin!" ”
Wheat couldn't stand Jian Heng's power imprisonment for a while, although wheat was more powerful than ordinary men, but it was still not enough to see in front of Jian Heng, there was no way This is a gender worry, which is determined by genes.
"I surrendered, I surrendered," Wheat Haha said happily.
Jian Heng let out his strength, but he didn't let go of the wheat, and a hand went along the wheat's clothes and began to tickle the wheat.
Hahahaha!
"Scared me, I still have a carp essence," Jian Heng said with a smile.
Wheat was more afraid of this, and immediately said to Jian Heng: "Talk about business, talk about business!" ”
Jian Heng still didn't let go of her, but stopped what he was doing: "What's the matter?" ”
As he spoke, his fingers were strange, and he gently scratched her armpit twice.
"Sean and Simon want to come back," Wheat said.
Seeing that Jian Heng was a little stunned, Wheat had to explain: "Sean Barrett and Simon Rogers".
"Are they getting sponsorship again?" When Jian Heng heard that it was these two people, he couldn't help but think of the original little fat man and a little thin man.
I have a deep impression of his portrait because these two people used to be like the South Pole and the North Pole, one was fat and the other was skinny, and they had become good friends, and they couldn't be remembered.
Wheat rolled his eyes at Jian Heng: "You look down on people too much, the two of them have signed a contract now and starred in a TV series together, which is a costume drama of HBO, and I called them directly after hearing that they got their salaries this morning."
"They can come here if they want to, didn't I say that they will always be members here" Jian Heng said.
After finishing speaking, he asked Wheat, "HBO's historical drama?" It can't be Game of Thrones, right? ”
Mai listened and looked at Jian Heng with an extremely contemptuous look: "You ......, forget it, I have nothing to say to you, first of all, "Game of Thrones" is not a historical drama, and secondly, I said that the two of them will be the leading actors together, "Game of Thrones" is in a hurry to change the leading actor now, it will be over soon!" ”
"The two guys are doing pretty well, huh?" Jian Hengcai ignored Wheat's contempt.
Wheat said: "Didn't you watch the drama where the two of them made cameos last time?" They did a good job in the show, and then they got auditions, and the producer of the show was Peter."
At this point, Wheat tilted his head slightly.
As soon as Jian Heng heard it, he understood that these two people had a little more advantage than others. Not only domestic relations, but also the United States, as long as it is human society, it cannot escape the relationship. Hollywood certainly can't escape either, but Americans may be a little more realistic, and many times the first priority is to look forward. But if you're at the same starting point, then relationships and connections are quite important.
"How about the investment in the play?"
Wheat asked, "Are you ready to invest?" ”
"How can I have this ability" Jian Heng smiled: "I just want to make sure if this play is enough."
Wheat said: "With the current status of the two of them, it is already good to have filming, and the protagonists of HBO dramas, even if they don't take money, there are people who want to act."
Jian Heng smiled when he heard this: "It's too!" ”
When he arrived here, Mai straightened up and sat directly on Jian Heng's lap: "By the way, the students want you to teach them two lessons."
Jian Heng thought for a moment and said, "Yes, I haven't taught them a lesson for a long time!" ”
After thinking about it for a while, Jian Heng remembered that the last time he taught the students was a few weeks ago, and he originally thought that there would be no more than a few days, but now that he thought about it, it had been so long, and he suddenly felt a little like a shuttle of time.
When I thought of the time flies, I was stunned and thought of the children and daughters in the space who had lived for hundreds of years, and my head couldn't help but grow again.
"And how do you decide when to go to class?" Wheat said.
Speaking of which, Wheat is a little jealous, not only the students, but even Wheat knows that his man is more passionate in class, although he has a lot of intensity in class, and life is worse than death in class, but the students like to be 'tortured' by him.
Jian Heng didn't think about going to class, but thought of his group of unconscious 'children', and he didn't know which nerve went wrong, so he suddenly asked Wheat: "What do you think I would do if I suddenly had a large number of children?" ”
Mai looked at Jian Heng in surprise when he heard this, thought for a while and stretched out his finger: "Could you have donated sperm before, and now the child wants to meet you, the biological father?" ”
Hearing Mai say this, the black line on Jian Heng's head was almost out of place: "I said what you think about all day long, I have nothing to do!" ”
Mai listened to it and said very plainly: "Sperm donation is normal, it is also a good thing, I don't feel embarrassed to help other people's families."
"Alright, alright, can we not pay attention to the matter of sperm donation? I said what would you do if you suddenly had a lot of children, and they weren't all too young? ”
"How old?" Wheat found this point of conversation very interesting.
Jian Heng thought for a moment and said, "The oldest looks like he's in his forties, and the youngest is almost in his twenties."
Thinking of the group of 'children' he couldn't get in the 'temple', Jian Heng suddenly wanted to press his face to the ground and rub it.
Syllable!
Without waiting for Jian Heng to speak, Mai directly stretched out his hand and patted Jian Heng's melon seeds: "You are stupid, how old are you, a son in his forties, that is about the same age as your father, how old is the grandson and grandfather?" I just want to ask you, how did you give birth to him, did he give birth to you or did you give birth to him? ”
After speaking, Mai stood up directly from Jian Heng's lap: "I see you, you have been idle for too long, and you will teach the students a lesson this afternoon."
Looking at the wheat walking towards the mountains, Jian Heng suddenly remembered that he still had something to do this afternoon, so he hurriedly said: "Not this afternoon, I have something, tomorrow morning, tomorrow the whole day will be handed over to me, I will come in the morning, and in the afternoon, the old man will take his cultivation class."
"What's the lesson from the afternoon?"
Jian Heng said truthfully and falsely: "Eat with my sons in their forties!" ”
Poof!
Wheat was happy to hear it, but instead of replying to Jian Heng, he scolded at the black bean who was provoking the mountain range: "You and your master are not good birds!" ”
Now Wheat's Chinese can clearly express this sentence, anyway, the little girl Ning Ning learned from outside, and Barley Wheat will soon be there.
Black Bean was trained by wheat here, and his face was full of confusion, and he didn't know how to provoke the hostess.
Even so, Black Bean still snorted at the mountains like a second-rate student blocking the school gate.