Chapter 471: Pretending to be a god
After eating at noon, after a short rest, Jian Heng and Damai returned to the exercise room. Barley and wheat are preparing for the so-called retreat of the old man who is going to take medicine, and Jian Heng is going to join in the fun. If the plane is there, Jian Heng will play flying, but unfortunately the plane is now being maintained in the club, and it will take two or three days to drive it to the sky, Jian Heng wants to take a nap and can't sleep, so he has to follow over to join in the fun.
Pushing open the door of the exercise room, Jian Heng found that almost all the students were already in the exercise room, and there was a yoga mat under everyone's buttocks, and they were all lying on the mat and humming.
The soul that was practiced in the morning was out of body, and at noon, except for the elf prince, the others filled a stomach full of oil, and now I feel like I want to sleep, but the bones and muscles of the whole year hurt so much that people can't sleep, and I want to open my eyes, and I'm sleepy.
So a group of people lay on the yoga mat and hummed, painful and happy.
Fitness is actually like this, to find the double pleasure of mind and body after not being happy.
Jian Heng and the others directly took the yoga mat and put it at the end, and sat cross-legged on the mat.
"Hey, Ashley, why aren't you reacting at all?" A new little girl is self-cooked, and whoever you talk to thinks is a friend, and this character doesn't know how to be seen right by Melissa.
Wheat smiled: "We have a special masseur!" ”
After speaking, he pointed at Jian Heng with interest.
As soon as she heard this, the little girl looked at Jian Heng with a blank look and said, "Can you help me press it?" ”
Jian Heng raised his hand, made a quiet gesture, closed his eyes slightly, and began to pretend to enter the state of settling.
I really didn't want to answer the little girl's question, but when I thought about it, I couldn't help but think a little crooked, but fortunately, Jian Heng recited a few words of thought in time to return to human beings and did not fall into the realm of beasts.
Jian Heng was originally pretending, but after a while, he really entered a state of concentration without distraction, and his spirit was settled, but his ears were suddenly much more sensitive, and the movements in the entire exercise room seemed to be clear in his ears.
"Does this work?"
Jian Heng heard a familiar voice, Evan Zhou, that is, the banana man.
After listening to his question, he said: "I think this thing is a bit of a ghost, and many of China's so-called secret techniques are just deceptions."
"You didn't take his class?" Another familiar voice asked rhetorically.
"No, I was sick last time," Evan said with an excuse, in fact, he did, but in his heart he wanted to sever all ties with China.
"Then you'll know this time," the other voice seemed to be a little impatient, and it seemed that the person who spoke was quite annoying.
It's a pity that this person didn't know it yet, and said: "It's too perfunctory, you can make hundreds of dollars ...... you sit for a few hours."
Then another voice rang out: "If you don't like it, then don't use it."
That's when Evan shut up.
Shut his mouth here, and Jian Heng heard the whispered conversation between the elf prince and Blanca again, which was also a question, but the elf king was looking forward to it, as if he wanted to experience the feeling that Blanca's whole soul seemed to be cleansed.
Just when everyone was talking, the old man Yao pushed open the door and walked in.
Uh-huh!
After coming in, I saw that everyone was talking to each other like a swarm of flies, and immediately coughed twice.
Those who had stayed here before, such as Blanca, Barley and Wheat, immediately straightened up, clasped their fists with both hands and said to the old man Yao: "Master Yao! ”
The three words came out of Barley Wheat's mouth, but Blanca's pronunciation was as strange as the two sisters had heard before.
The pronunciation is pronunciation, I have to say that the old man is humming, coupled with the cooperation of Blanca and Barley Wheat, as well as the old man's dress today, it makes people feel that this lesson is not to be said, and it looks like there is a 'mystery' of oriental culture.
The old man wore a white lotus crown on his head in a bun, and was dressed in an ivory-colored robe, without any decoration on the robe, and his feet were cloth socks with cloud shoes, giving people a feeling of being out of the world and shaking like an immortal.
This is Jian Heng's experience, as for other foreigners, Jian Heng doesn't know, because the difference in literature may make people have different feelings about the same thing.
Thinking of this, Jian Heng turned his head and found that a group of foreigners all looked like curious babies, looking at the old man in a Taoist robe.
To say that the robe on the old man's body can't be regarded as a robe, let's put it this way, it's lighter than the general robe, and it's simple to wear, it is an improved version of the robe, it can also be called an improved version of the Hanfu, not only simple to wear but also comfortable to wear, unlike many modern clothes that bind people, this thing has a sense of freedom and freedom when worn on the body.
If you want to know why Jian Heng knows, because Jian Heng has worn it, now when I see the old man's outfit, I can't help but remember the comfort when I wear this kind of clothes, so I decided that when I go home, I must also take out the few pieces that I stuffed into the space and wear them.
Seeing that most of the people in the group were lying on the yoga mat, the old man opened his mouth and asked Jian Heng, "What's going on?" ”
Jian Heng smiled and talked about the morning's events.
When Master Yao heard this, he immediately beckoned to Jian Heng and motioned to follow him outside.
Jian Heng hurriedly stood up from the yoga mat and followed the old man Yao outside.
As soon as he arrived outside the door, the old man said in Chinese: "Didn't you find something for me, you see that they are bear-like one by one, they are already half-crippled by your practice, how can they enter the house?" ”
"Aren't you hypnotic?"
The old man said: "As far as their appearance is sore, where is the best way to do it, make a good point, light up your incense, I remember that when I came, someone sent you an incense burner from the Ming Dynasty to take it out together!" ”
"So you're waiting for me here?" Jian Heng knew as soon as he heard it, and the old man thought about his own idea.
After the old man finished speaking, he didn't wait for Jian Heng to answer, he directly lifted the hem of his robe, pushed open the door and walked into the exercise room.
Jian Heng watched the door slam shut, so he said with annoyance: "Forget it, I don't have the same knowledge as you, I'm afraid of you."
After speaking, he turned around and went to 'take' his own space secret incense, as well as the fine copper incense burner of the Ming Dynasty that a family gave when he came.
When Jian Heng took a tube of incense and incense burner and returned to the exercise room, he found that there were more people in the exercise room, including the old man Yao and the apprentices, as well as Feng Sanzhu and Zhao Wei.
Jian Heng didn't say much, he directly put the incense burner in front of the old man Yao, and put the incense on the ground to prepare to leave.
"This is leaving?" The old man Yao opened his eyes and said to Jian Heng, using standard English and an authentic New York accent.
Jian Heng stopped and replied curiously: "What's the matter?" ”
"Light the incense for me, this is a great honor, but ordinary people don't have this qualification before class," the old man said seriously.
Jian Hengxin said: I endure! Who allowed himself to recruit him?
Turning his head and squatting in front of the incense burner, Jian Heng took out the lighter from his pocket, pulled out a contemplative incense from the incense tube, and then slammed the lighter.
didn't wait for Jian Heng to bring the fire to the incense head, and immediately a 'yin wind' blew out the fire of the lighter.
"That's how you make incense?" The old man looked at Jian Heng with disdain, as if he was looking at a second fool wearing big flower trousers, who had not yet closed the 'chicken' door and walked the bird to the Jinluan Palace.
"So what?" Jian Heng now understands that the old man may not be looking for his own faults, but 'Liwei' or 'establishing rules'.
Many religious rituals make people feel sacred, in fact, they are composed of a lot of rules, and the stricter these rules, the more people give birth to a sense of surrender.
Hearing the old man say this, Jian Heng respectfully admitted his mistake, and then saw that the old man took out a small wooden strip from his sleeve, and this small wooden strip obviously had traces of burning at one end.
He took the small wooden stick and lit it with a lighter, and after waiting for five seconds, he saw that the old man nodded before he brought the flame on the wooden stick closer to the incense.
During the whole process, the birds in the exercise room were silent and solemn.
Lit the incense and handed it over to the old man Yao, who inserted the incense into the incense burner with a focused expression, and the whole action carried an indescribable floating breath, so that everyone present had visual enjoyment, as if he was tasting a beautiful history.