Chapter 68: The Son of Heaven Guards the Country

"Okay, Lu Dongzan, this is the explanation I gave you, put away your bullshit and kiss thoughts, this is impossible, if you are not convinced, I Li Yong can play with you, the two problems you said are actually things that bully children."

The black lines on the faces of Lu Dongzan, Li Er and the ministers of the imperial court are all down, Du Ruhui and Fang Xuanling are no exception, we are not as good as children's IQs? Li Er realized that he couldn't praise this guy, he just changed his opinion of him a little in his heart, he turned his head and offended him and his ministers, Li Yong didn't care what those people thought, he waved his hand to the guards of that kind of thing, and asked him to bring it up, Li Yong took the wooden stick and said to the audience.

"Everyone, what you can see from the naked eye of this wooden stick is indeed impossible to tell which one is the front one and which is the root, but it is very simple to solve this mystery, the iron pillar, the basin of water."

The tall guard was Li Yong's chief guard, Li Tiezhu, and Li Tiezhu shouted to a soldier when he heard Li Yong's words.

"Hey, you, that's you, go get a basin of water."

After Li Tiezhu said this, Li Yong fell over with a whip leg, Li Tiezhu flew out like a meteor, and everyone watched the tall guard being kicked away by Li Yong with the move just now, and they all exclaimed, and thought that the guard was kicked to death like the Tubo guard, but Li Tiezhu disappointed them, he stood up without doing anything, and patted the dust on his body and said to Li Yong.

"Boss, if you have something to say, just say it, don't keep doing it, it's not good."

Li Yong directly gave him an evil dragon roar.

"Get out, Lao Tzu has always been able to fight and never quarrel, I'll let you go to fetch water, you're good, command others to go, don't go and fetch water for Lao Tzu~~"

Everyone looked at this wonderful master and servant, the corners of their mouths couldn't help twitching, Li Tiezhu slipped away and ran to find a basin to fetch water, and it took a while to come back with a basin of water, and Li Yong took the one and showed it to everyone.

"Now the time has come to witness the miracle."

Li Yong put the wooden stick in very thirteen, and soon Li Yong looked at what he wanted, he picked up the wooden stick in the water and said to Lu Dongzan.

"That Tubo scum, phew, wheels, ahh

Lu Dongzan looked at the part of Li Yong's finger, and couldn't help but be curious about this young man.

"Yes, you got it right, you're smarter than them."

"I'm very smart, I've known this since I was a child, and I still use you to say, hey~"

The people and ministers who couldn't see it couldn't help but rush to ask, how is this right, we haven't understood it yet, these people told Li Er's curiosity in his heart, because he didn't understand it either, Li Yong patiently took the wooden stick and said to those people who were full of curiosity.

"Listen to me give you the answer, in fact, this question is very simple, as long as you put this wood in the water, the density of the roots is greater than the front, and it will definitely sink deeper than the front, so it is not difficult to find that it is the front and the back, if you don't believe it, you can come up and try it."

"I'm coming~" A loud noise came from the high platform, Li Yong looked at it, he was still an old acquaintance, a giant man with burly skin and the deceased Tubo guard stood up, Li Yong muttered.

"There are so many black bears in this era."

"Zhijie, I'll go and see it with you."

Fang Xuanling stood up together, he was still a little afraid of the festival between Li Yong and Cheng Biting Jin, because back then, Li Yong didn't give any face in the Taiji Palace, and kicked him directly, Cheng Biting Jin snorted coldly and walked to the center of the school with Fang Xuanling, snatched the wooden stick in Li Yong's hand, and put it into the basin according to Li Yong's words under the eyes of all the people, and sure enough, as he said, one end of the wooden stick was indeed deeper than the other, and they told everyone present loudly what they saw, and everyone knew it, This first question turned out to be so simple that children would know, Fang Xuanling nodded at Li Yong with a smile, and Cheng Yanjin whispered to Li Yong.

"Boy, we're not done."

The two of them did not return to the high platform, because they wanted to witness the second question on behalf of everyone, Li Yong picked up the beautiful jade and looked at the light, and then shouted to Li Tiezhu, who was about to fall asleep.

"Iron Pillar, find some sugar and ants."

After Li Tiezhu heard Li Yong's order, he ran out to find what he wanted, Li Tiezhu found it after a long search, Li Yong took the beautiful jade and began to pretend to be thirteen again.

"Everyone, please see, the hole of this beautiful jade, in fact, is not straight, but curved, as long as you take this beautiful jade, look at the bright place, you will find that the hole is not able to pass through the light, so you can be sure that it is not straight, if you want to use a thin line to pass directly, it is impossible."

Cheng Yanjin and Fang Xuanling, as witnesses, looked at them as Li Yong said, and sure enough, they found that it was the same as what he said, and they found that these Tubo people were really insidious, no wonder they couldn't pass through the hole of this beautiful jade, the inside of the joint was curved, and the two of them were confirmed, and everyone present also had the idea just now with the two of them, Li Yong took the piece of beautiful jade, put it on the table, put a piece of sugar in front of a hole in the beautiful jade, and then carefully tied a thin thread on an ant. Put the ant tied with the thin thread in front of the hole at the other end, the ant wandered in the hole for a while, and began to crawl towards the other end, and the moment he saw Li Yong bring the sugar and the ant, Lu Dongzan knew that he had lost.

"You're really smart, I lost."

As soon as he finished speaking, the ant tied with the thin thread just crawled out, and a thin thread passed through the beautiful jade with the curved inside, no matter how stupid the person was, he couldn't use the ant to smell the smell of sugar, so he entered along the hole, came out from the end of the sugar, and smoothly passed the thin wire through the small hole of the beautiful jade, and everyone present cheered loudly for Li Yong, watching Li Yong complete the two questions, Li Er on the high platform was in a beautiful mood.

"Don't waste time, hurry up and ask the last question, there is still chicken soup boiling at home."

"Okay, one last question needs to wait, I'll ask the guards to bring the horses in......"

"Wait, are you going to let a bunch of mares in and let the foals find the one that's its mother?"

Lu Dongzan looked at Li Yong in surprise, he didn't even have a question yet, he knew the topic, how could it be?

"How do you know?"

"I said I guess, do you believe it? Just say if it's a question or not. ”

"I don't believe it, but that's the problem, I don't know what you can do."

Everyone listened to the conversation between the two, and they were all petrified at the scene, and some people even doubted whether this Tubo person was Li Yong's trust, even if Li Er had this suspicion, but he knew that Lu Dongzan and Li Yong couldn't know each other at all, why? Because one is Tubo Dalun, and the other is nothing but a little hairy child, how can they get mixed together.

"Of course I have a solution, but the last question, why don't we make a bet? How about adding a little bit of color? ”

"Oh? So what does Li Gongzi want to bet on? ”

"Simple, how many more mares have you prepared this time?"

"Not much, just fifty."

"Well, if I win, then these fifty mares are counted as the great and wise saints I have given us, and if I lose, how about I give you a million?"

One million, hearing this number, many people's teeth hurt, especially His Majesty Li Er, who is poor, only now knows that Li Yong is so rich, Lu Dongzan thought about it for a while, and felt that this bet could be beaten, he didn't believe that Li Yong could solve his last question, don't look confident, he must be pretending, you can't fool me.

"Okay, I'm betting on this."

Li Yong high-fived him, Cheng Biting Jin and Fang Xuanling on the side couldn't stop it if they wanted to, they couldn't help but worry about Li Yong, don't look at Cheng Biting Jin vowed to find Li Yong for revenge, it was purely a joke, how could he have a deal with a junior, plus Li Yong's temper was quite against him, especially when he said that he could do it, don't make noise.

"Then bring your horse in."

After a while, fifty mares and a foal were brought into the school field, although these mares were brought from the mountains and rivers of Tibet, but they were all good horses from Qinghai, especially mares, Li Yong gestured to the guards who maintained order on the side, but the sound of fifty horses made them unable to hear Li Yong's voice, but Cheng Yanjin on the side heard it, and his lion roar was immediately launched and roared at those guards.

"The rabbits over there, bring these good horses back, it's all ours."

The guards were stunned for a moment, this hasn't started yet, it's over? Lu Dongzan was also stunned, wanting to stop the guards who were driving the horses, but he was stopped by Li Yong.

"Li Yong, what are you going to do, do you want to rob it openly?"

Li Yong plucked out his ears, as if there was something plugged inside.

"The old eagle is the old eagle, the quarrel is dead, are your fifty broken horses worth our grab? General Cheng, don't you say? ”

At this time, Cheng Yanjin played his true colors as a bandit in Wagangzhai back then, and said with awe-inspiring righteousness.

"This kid is right, will our dignified Tang Dynasty do such a bandit-like behavior?"

Li Er and the ministers above looked at Cheng Yanjin and Li Yong, two bandits one big and one small, covering their foreheads and speechless, and even Fang Xuanling on the side secretly stayed away from the two of them, for fear that their reputation would also be ruined by them.

"That old eagle, not scum, hey, wheels."

"Lao Tzu is Da Lun, not a wheel."

"Hey, Lao Cheng, this guy is still in a hurry."

"yes, watch out."

One big and one small ridiculed this Lu Dongzan like cross talk, which made him angry, just when Lu Dongzan was angry, Li Yong waved his hand to him and said.

"I know I just collected the gambling money in advance, because your question is too wasteful of time, and I still have fish soup at home."

Everyone in the audience was petrified instantly, what you just said was chicken soup, how can it become fish soup in the blink of an eye, Cheng Yanjin gave Li Yong a thumbs up, but Lu Dongzan scolded in his heart, your conscience is greatly broken.

"Okay, okay, don't waste everyone's precious time with nonsense, in fact, your question is not difficult at all, as long as you lock up this foal and don't give it food and drink for a day, tomorrow it will naturally find its mother to drink milk when it is hungry, am I right?"

Lu Dongzan was stupid when he heard it, and his last question was broken like this? Fifty Qinghai horses are gone? It's a mare that he meows, and it's too late to regret it, the two bandits have already pulled those horses away in advance, this time it's really a loss to the lady and the soldiers, but he has to admit Li Yong's ingenuity, knowing that the young man in front of him will definitely become their biggest enemy in Tibet in the future.

"You win, I admit defeat."

After hearing Lu Dongzan admit defeat, everyone in the audience cheered happily, and Li Er also breathed a sigh of relief, this time not only won, but also hit those arrogant Tubo people, and even made a small profit of fifty Qinghai mares, hey, what about a certain horse? Li Er hurriedly asked the guards around him to chase the mares who were pulled away by Cheng Biting Jin, Li Er looked at Li Yong in the middle of the school field for a while, and finally sighed, he opened the holy decree on the desk, and then wrote the word Li Yong on it, and then handed it to Huang Gonggong behind him, after the old man took the holy decree, he walked to the front and shouted loudly to everyone.

"By Divine Order."

After cheering all the things in the ocean that he heard, they all immediately quieted down, and bowed in the direction of Li Er, Huang Gonggong began to recite the holy decree with his unique voice, Li Yong listened in a daze, because there were a lot of words in the ancient books and classics that he had never heard of, and seeing that Li Yong didn't seem to understand, when the holy decree was finished, Fang Xuanling briefly told him the content inside.

"Don't you understand?"

"You just understand my name, and you don't know what to say."

"Alas, you, you, the approximate meaning is that the saint recognizes you very much, has made contributions to your country, reinstated your official position, restored your title, and even promoted you, you are now a royal lieutenant from the eighth grade, and the title is also a county of the fifth grade, go and receive the order."

Li Yong thought to himself, this is the end? And got yourself promoted? It seems to be quite good, Li Yong hurriedly trotted to Huang Gonggong to take the holy decree with both hands, and then quickly threw something into Huang Gonggong's sleeve under the condition of hiding people's eyes, his move was too fast, and no one around him found out, but it scared Huang Gonggong, this future horse master is really not ordinary, and he dares to do this in public, but Li Yong whispered to him.

"Father-in-law, don't worry, no one will find out, I heard that you have watched her grow up since you were a child, so you must accept it with a little heart."

Huang Gonggong looked at this young man, and he was also very relieved in his heart, because his eyes were the same as Princess Changle, there was no trace of contempt for him as a eunuch, but a respectful look for his relatives, so his good impression of Li Yong has been full, and after Li Yong received the holy decree, he returned to the center of the venue and said to Lu Dongzan.

"That wheel, when the race is over, we're going to say goodbye."

"Li Xianzi, I can't imagine that you have made such a contribution to the Tang Dynasty to get a small Wupin County, it is better to come to our Tubo, and our Zampu will give you a duke."

Li Yong didn't hear that he was a counter-plot.

"Alas, you are so old-fashioned tricks that you are embarrassed to use, what kind of duke are you talking about, Zampu or something, I'm not interested, if you Tubo is like the Turks, the whole country surrenders, I am still very willing to arrange for my subordinates to go over there to accept you, it's better like this, you see that Tubo is not a good place, you come to our Tang Dynasty, sage, this wheel, ahh

Li Er, an old man like Jianghu, didn't know these tricks of Lu Dongzan, he didn't think that he would be played by this little slippery head so easily, he was in a good mood, and he also sang double reeds with Li Yong.

"You kid must not be rude to Tubo Dalun, but if Lu Dongzan Dalun is willing to come to my Datang, I am still very welcome."

Everyone was surprised to see that their saint actually ridiculed Tubo's Dalun with Li Yong, especially Du Ruhui and Fang Xuanling thought in their hearts, sure enough, this old man is still on his son-in-law's side, Lu Dongzan listened to Li Er and Li Yong ridiculing himself like this, he is Tubo's Dalun, and the anger in his heart erupted, and he scolded Li Yong loudly.

"Li Yong, don't forget, I am the envoy of the mission, representing Tibet, aren't you afraid that your behavior will cause our two countries to go to war because of this?"

Everyone heard that Lu Dongzan threatened to go to war, just experienced the Turkic war, the common people were afraid, the ministers of the court were afraid, and Li Er was also afraid, but Li Yong was the only one who was not afraid, and the audience fell silent, and Li Yong put away his hippie smile and looked at Lu Dongzan sharply, and that smile made Lu Dongzan feel like a demon smiling at himself.

"Lu Dongzan, you listened."

Li Yong shouted with all his strength to everyone present who were afraid to speak out.

"Anyone who commits a crime and disturbs our country will be beheaded! Those who offend my Tang Tianwei will be punished even if they are far away! Whoever dares to offend will perish his country, destroy his species, and cut off his descendants! Inside and outside, anyone who dares to call a soldier will be beheaded! I am a brilliant Tang Dynasty, no harmony, no compensation, no land, no tribute, the Son of Heaven guards the country, and the king dies! I, Li Yong, swear that as long as I live for one day, Waiyi dares to offend my Datang and die~"

After everyone present heard Li Yong's impassioned words, the silent school field exploded instantly, and everyone shouted only one word together.

"Kill~Kill~"

Li Er also whispered what Li Yong said, and Lu Dongzan was completely crushed by the momentum of Li Yong and the people of the Tang Dynasty, so he could only say goodbye to Li Er, and then ran out of the school with his mission, while Li Yong was called to the high platform by Li Er.

"I didn't think you had this side too."